Pokemon What is the funniest pokemon characteristic?

[iisnumber12]

What do you guys think is the funniest pokemon characteristic:
For example on Pansage:
Basic-Pansage-70HP {G}

{C} Collect
Draw a card

{C}{C} Scratch 20

Weakness: {R} x2
Resistance: {W} -20
Retreat: {C}

This pokemon dwels deep in the forest. Eating a leaf from its head whisks weariness away as if by magic.

The stuff in bold is what I mean.

So, just post your funny "characteristics" or the official name for "characteristics"

 

[catutie]

Only your pokeball can prevent forest fires.

Edit: Now that I keep looking...there are other ones too

The Micheal Phelps of the pokemon world

 

[Ritachan]

That's funny,Basic-Pansage-70HP Grass.

 

[dBlue]

Chandelure NV:

"It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns."

O_O

 

[ShadowDark]

Speaking of Poliwrath:

Pokemon exist in the real world!^^^

Let's say they hibernate in a group and they all wake up...

 

[iisnumber12]

Pokemon exist in the real world!^^^

That's Scary