what the heck

Haha, Pokemon are devil creatures.
That kinda made me laugh, even though the middle and end got kinda ridiculous.
 
Uuuggghh, I hate when people get like that. Pokemon are not hideously evil, as portrayed here.
 
Metricus said:
Uuuggghh, I hate when people get like that. Pokemon are not hideously evil, as portrayed here.
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You know it was a joke, right? The entire site seemed to be mocking religion.
 
Wow Im Catholic and I know this is a bunch of....*looks at rules*....um Flagimbla! How could they expect little plastic toys to kill everyone? And a grown man taking a little kids toys and backing over them? Thats just not right!
 
Yeah this seemed unusual lol.
But of all things pokemon is wholesome and not bad for kids at all, and in no way is an industry from the devil lol.
 
This is obviously a joke site. Stop defending Pokemon and look around.
 
OMG, that's just utterly sad that people are even capable of thinking like that. Sounds more like those people need some major mental health care.

We do however, expect them to take us very seriously, and to submit to our (God's) authority in destroying these little beasts before they make junior Satanists out of every child on the planet!"

See how it's almost cult like and how they added the God part for the convenience of the reader?
 
LOLOL. It's short for poket monsters, not demons. If you want demons, and rip-offs, pick on yu-gi-oh.
 
They're fundamentalist baptists :/ what do you expect
(apologies to any baptists)

I got a paragraph in before raging ¬_¬

Edit- I need to lrn2read -_-
 
Noobnerd said:
This is obviously a joke site. Stop defending Pokemon and look around.
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The Fallen One said:
Noobnerd said:
This is obviously a joke site. Stop defending Pokemon and look around.
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This.

That is all.
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We already know that stop gettin on peoples cases guys....
It was just an opinion on the matter, joke or not.
 
If you ask me, it seemed like the article was against the figures more than actual Pokemon. That's a first.
 
It talked a little about this in the Guiness World Records Gamers Edition 2008 They had the quote "Demons are instructing the Nintendo and Hasbro companies on how to corrupt a child's innocence and creat a future army of junior satanists that will one day rle the world!" which was said by Christian Coalition on the Pokemon craze.
 
This is great...and by the way...

My demons are better than your demons.

There was also a disturbing ad at the bottom of the page:

 
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