What's The Worst That Could Happen?

[Ivy]

did i win?

Yes.
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You now have a curse that you continue to spell words wrong and you get a permanent ban. Then you make another account and you then you spell every word wrong. Then you get 'dmaster smashed O_O' and get banned forever.

I clean my room. Nothing bad is in my room. No bombs, nothing that can kill me.So WTWTCH.

 

[catutie]

Sorry if my post offended anyone. I was just on a roll =P

dont apologize D: it was awesome....now its time for...DA MAGICS

you clean your room very well and make it very neat. once you finish you notice something in your bookcase. you move a few books to find a very small pot of gold. a small man comes out comes out and says "hey what are you doing with my rice crispys".

"oh im sorry i didnt know what it was" you say backing away.

"NO i know what you were doing, your trying to steal my lucky crisps"

"but....you just said they were rice crispys"

"DONT CORRECT ME" he yells. he then whips out a shrink ray and you shrink down to his size and land on the bookcase. "now i can take care of you" he says as he cracks his knuckle and walks toward you. you run behind your pokemon strategy guide and push is over smashing him. you then go to the pot of rice crispys and eat them...the end

ya this one was kind of short....



i write another bio...

 

[Rakuron]

Everyone on pokebeach randomly decides they hate you and so they all swarm you IRL and viciously murder you.

I eat McDonalds. What's the worst that could happen?

 

[corabed]

A random guy who hates you 'accidently' 'drops' some poison into your food. You eat the food (duh), and start foaming at the mouth. You then get chronic diorea and then start sicking up your insides. You run (or crawl) to the toilets and put your head down one. It gets stuck and you drown.

I sneeze...

 

[Snorchu]

... resulting in the total extinction of a world around the size of a speck of dust.

I download Netflix onto my Nintendo 3DS.

 

[MrGatr]

Netflix is glitched by a virus with a brain, it decides to take over all of your ds, deleting all data of your game, when you try to play, it goes kaboom, you loose your expesnive 3ds, and your parents say no to letting you earn money to buy a new one, and then the next week you wake up to a brand new 3ds with every game sitting on your bed. Your the happiest person alive.

I beat Diamond again, whats the worst that could happen.

 

[Dork Void]

You realize your game is glitched and all enemy pokemon are level 100 but you are unable to catch them. Then you get sucked into the game as Cyrus summons Dialga, and, since you can't defeat him, you and everything in your world dies.

I try to complete my Platinum Nuzlocke.

 

[Robot]

Once you beat Platnium, you feel so happy. "I did it!" you shout, feeling so accomplished. After that you start going through the internet, looking for ways to beat other Pokemon games, when you notice a video game rental site. You create an account and start browsing for any video games that you may like. You see it. Pokemon Grey Version. "But it isn't even out yet..." you mutter to yourself, not hesitating to rent it.

A week later it arrives. You run to the mailbox and rip it open. There it is. You pop it into your DS and start it up. You smile as you see Kyruem fly across the screen. Press Start. Time to select your Starter Pokemon...

A week later, done. You beat Pokemon Grey. You put it back into the mail, sending it back to the rental site. You then go back onto the computer, checking for anything new. There it is, the Pokemon Ruby Version remake. You rent it.

A week later it comes in the mail. Another week later you beat it. You put it back into the mail, checking the site again. The first 6th Gen game is there. You rent it.

A week later it comes in the mail, a week later you beat it. You put it back into the mail and rent the next 6th Gen game.

A week later it came in the mail, a week later you beat it. You put it back into the mail, checking the site again, there it is...

It takes up to the 8th Gen until you realise that you are stuck in a huge loop, forced to play Pokemon games for the rest of your life, all because you beat Platnium...

I cut down a tree, WTWTCH?

 

[MrGatr]

The tree falls, landing on your legs, and arms, you parents run you to the hospital, were suddenly the doctor forgot how to do everything. Your parents have to rush you to another hospital, and then they amputate your leg and arms, but your parents can't afford the bill, so you loose your house and everything. Your parents blame you for everything that happened, and then ship you off to some orphanage in Germany, were they leave you to finish your days.

I give my dog Pringal Styx WTWTCH

 

[catutie]

Your dog eats it and just as the slogan goes...he pops and just can't stop. He tackles you to the ground and then eats the whole container...even the cardboard. He then starts sniffing the air and goes out the dog door. He get out and runs to the nearest convenience store where he eats there whole stock. Thankfully the CEO of Pringles was at that very store at that very moment and he thinks your dog would be a great mascot for the company. They take your dog and then bring him to the HQ where he stars in many commercials. Your dog then replaces the old face on the packaging and becomes known across the world. You don't mind because your dog was kind of a pain anyway with all that love and attention he gave you. Your dog is payed billions a year because of how famous he has become. Sadly with how high he has gotten his fall was quite hard. Pictures started leaking out that he was sniffing strange female dogs butts. This caused an uproar in the media. Finally he came out to talk to the public "Woof....bark woof arf woof woof arf grrrr" Was what he said...this translates to, "I did not sniff that butt."

The paparazzi have a field day. They run more and more stories of his denial. Soon more info leaks out and it's revealed that your dog also enjoys kibble with his bits. He denies this also and says that he only likes the kibble. No one believes him of course. Finally the last bit of info leaks out...your dog has been caught peeing on a rival dogs poll. This drives him mad, he can't take the stories any more. He does what every dog does when they can't take any more... that's right, he went and hid under the bed, but they found him...and they pulled him out from under the bed. Camera's were everywhere flashing and microphones were in his face. "Sir is it true that you could stop even when you popped?" "Can you tell us more about how you are really a Labradoodle" "Tell us...are you a neck collar walker or are you just a body suit type thing walker."

He some how gets out of the room, he runs far away. They find him a week later...OD'd on K9 Advantics and bits

You bury him and on his stone it reads, "He popped...and just couldn't stop...and all he got was this stupid tombstone"

I revive this thread...WTWTCH?