As a collector, there's a legitimate process I go through when opening cards. I wash my hands and dry them, making sure there isn't any lint or oil on my hands. So many people forget that when you place your thumb on something, you have oils there that leave a mark and can devalue a card. It TRIGGERS me when I see people do this, especially on YouTube. They have no idea, it's really frustrating. I have a playmat set out with a couple of sleeves for any good pulls so my cards can go straight from the pack into those. The booster pack sits on one of various Regionals playmats until I am ready.
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I use both hands to lift the Guardians Rising pack to the sky. There, I take a moment of silence, envisioning the best possible pulls from that pack alone, wishing to the cosmos that I receive said pulls. Angels appear from the heavens, harps and violins in tow, a symphonic masterpiece decorating the backdrop of this critical minute of my life.
I set the booster pack down, my hands shaking just a bit. This could be the pack that makes a difference. This could be the pack that changes my life forever.
Others savagely tear their pack apart like starving beasts in the African wilderness; I delicately undress the pack as to not displease Arceus who has so generously blessed me with this booster. I gently remove the wrapping as the angels enter diminuendo within their orchestra.
This is the moment of truth.
Just like every other PokéTuber you see, I take the first few cards and send them to the front, ever so carefully as to not scratch the others, while gently setting the Reverse Foil and the Rare onto the playmat. The code card remains face-up, so the spoils of the rarity of said Rare card are kept a mystery. The Energy is flipped over first due to its relative meaninglessness compared to the treasures that lie in store.
I flip through the first three Uncommons with hesitation...Vanillish ("dang")...Weepinbell ("you're kidding me")...Aqua Patch ("ok I'm not pissed off about this one"). The five Commons...I skim through quickly because they are also pretty meaningless.
But the last two cards...these are the ones that can make or break my wallet, my existence. The emphasis of the Reverse Foil has since plummeted due to the discontinuation of BREAK cards, but I take my time with it anyways.
Alas - a reverse Chansey! Some are usually frustrated with this Common Reverse Foil, but I enjoy the artwork and am not upset with it. She goes right into the sleeve; I make sure I touch only the sides of the card as to not leave any marks on the front or back.
But here...this Rare...could we pull the Tapu Lele-GX? Can we change the very course of my financial Pokémon history with the revelation of this single card? I imagine a life having pulled this prestigious anomaly...a house with zero down, a couple of kids, nonexistent student loans...life, life would be good. Real good.
But if I didn't? A bead of sweat drops from my brow, narrowly missing the card, crashing into the playmat in slow motion. I wipe the moisture with my sleeve, my heart rate creeping to the one hundreds, my blood beginning to boil with what is about to transpire.
My hand shakes as I begin to turn the card over...I'm afraid to look...
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The vision and dream of a happy family and economic stability vanishes like a puff of smoke, as I reach for my wallet, flipping through various gift cards and memberships to find my Visa. I type in the numbers online, as I purchase two copies of Tapu Lele-GX and become one hundred dollars poorer.
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This is usually how it goes when I buy packs.
Epic!!!
I just bought an Evolutions booster pack, it's still closed because I'm at work. But once I arrive home I'll follow these steps:
1- Pick it up from my bag.
2- Show it to my wife, just to see her face of "I can't beleive you wasted money on this". But it's ok, it won't shup up my happiness
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3- Relax, sit down on the table and open the pack SLOWLY, taking care of not seeing the cards inside it.
4- Firmly hold the 10 cards together while taking the wrapping away, always with the cards face down.
5- Separate the last 3 cards (uncommons) in one pile, the following 2 (reverse and rare) in another pile, and the commons.
6- Watch the commons first, turning the cards one by one.
7- The same as previous step with the uncommons.
8- Pick the reverse card and turn it over, contemplating its beautinnes.
9- Calm down, breathe deep, prepare for the rare hoping it's something valuable, and turn over the card.
10- Turn over the rare card. Smile, whatever that card would be.
11- Keep looking at the ten cards together, feeling happy about what I did.
12- Save the 10 new cards with the other 19 of my collection.
Yes, this is the third pack I buy. I don't play in real life, just online, but I love opening packs.
Edit: I pulled a reverse holo Dewgong and a holo Clefairy