This has to be the most incompetent, insubordinate, dumbest, spellcheckerist, curious, unalert, most arguing person anyone has ever met. In fact, he may look like this:
If you see him, you may want to:
If you want to avoid him, go somewhere where he will never be:
He thinks he's really awesome, but he's just a:
He thinks he has no flaws, but he really has no:
How can I distract him?
or
FAQ
Q: How can I know who he is
A: Well, you see a tall skinny kid most likely hugging a smaller version of aaron zheng (aka wifey/cybertron). He may also be saying "You wanna cookie?"
Q: Why should we avoid him?
A: Look at the first pic in this thread
Q: What makes him the way he is?
A: Well, he gets his "swagg" from something we call etinotpirc. Notice that is criptonite backwards. You know how super man is stronger on earth. Well, Pretty Boy Swagg actually loses swagg when he is here on earth. That is why it is in the best interest of
Everyone to send him into space
Q: Will I see him at nationals?
A: Maybe, but probably not at the top tables, or anywhere close to them. He may be seen walking around following chicks that are occasionally pepper spraying him.
Q: Why would god create such a creature?
A: We are trying frantically to figure out and stop the next generation before it starts.
Q: Why have I posted this thread?
A: I'm saving your lives.