RE: You Laugh, You Lose
Pick your poison...
PLANT:
These ones are not a stick in the mud.
They stem out from the root of it.
Sadly they are all bark no bite.
They are like elephants and cars. They all have trunks.
Let's leaf this out a bit more now.
CHEESE:
It's Gouda.
FLAME:
These jokes are on fire!
I'm smoking!
ELECTRICITY:
These are the shocking ones.
I have a volt of them.
They are worthy of thunderclaps.
I'm going to brainstorm these for a storm of likes.
They are electrifying!
These are just battery.
I'm going to use a transformer now.
WATER:
These ones are good. You can bank on that.
Now just go with the flow of them.
For they will not mean your deathbed.
It runs but never walks.
It rains over everything.
That's it for my slew of puns.