RE: You Laugh, You Lose
Lost to Pride... DARN YOU JAMIE.
EDIT: This is a story from a news letter I read, called "The Orange Peel".
I was watching the news one day and all this talk about war and econmic crisis got me so depreased I considered commiting sucide. So I called the sucide hot line, wich has been out sourced to Iran.
"Thank you for calling the sucide hot line how can I help you?"
"I have feeling very depreased lately and have been considering sucide."
"Oh! Very good, can you drive truck?!?"