Inspired by Oak's Original Pokedex, here is The FanDex, a YPPY game! (Note: A YPPY game is a game where you can post something but you have to wait after two more people post in order to post again). In this game, people can make their own wacky Pokedex Entries for any of the 721 Pokémon. I guess the goal is to get as many humorous entries as the mods will allow.
Rules-
1. Nothing offensive please
2. Images are not required but recommended
3. You can use Pokémon that other people have used but I recommend that you use a Pokémon that has not been used yet
4. This is a lighthearted game, have fun
The Dex so Far
Charmander used to be Mario's dinosaur pal, that is, until Charmander's tail kept burning Mario's tush. Mario eventually fired (teehee) Charmander from his transportation position.
There was a professor named Professor Sapling who tried putting out Charmeleon's Flame with water. Key word: Was
Charizard, the Fanboyism Pokemon. People love it because it looks like a dragon, and GF gave it two mega evos just 'cos. Nevermind that it's not Dragon and is scared of flying pebbles.
Tired of being mocked by other Pokemon for being so bulky and overweight, Blastoise started training with Machamp and swore off all carbs. It has now gained a secondary Fighting type and is often overheard shouting, "Do you even lift, bro?!" to other Pokemon.
Pikachu: The Mascot Pokemon. It's small, cute, can wield the powers of Zeus and is the self-appointed mascot of 720 pocket creatures ranging from a fire-breathing dragon to a set of household appliances.
Zubat, the Annoying Pokemon. When one sees a lone trainer, it calls on the whole colony to target him. They are the #1 reason many new trainers quit their journeys early and have brought Repel sales up 1000% in towns situated near caves. They are also known to cause stress and hair loss.
Clefable, the Fairy Pokemon. It's completely unaware of anything that happens around it and just dances under the full moon, believing it to be romantic.
Abra, the teleportation Pokemon. I tried experimenting on this Pokemon. It proceded to teleport into my car and drive away.
Diglett was once an almighty Godlike Pokemon. However Arceus got jealous and banised it underground. Only the top of its head can be seen.
Machamp, the four-armed Pokemon. Don't be stupid around Machamp. His facepalms are four times as strong as an average human, which will lead to a serious head injury.
Eevee - the Onesie Pokémon. Eevee are known to have worn onesies to imitate their evolutions in the cutest way possible. However, a recent paper published by Professor Elm, the Pokémon evolution expert, suggests that Eevee may not actually evolve at all, but rather they become trapped in a onesie produced in the Holon region (known to be home to δ Delta Species Pokémon) that give them a new type as well as new found strength and abilities.
(bit creepy)
During the great Kanto Wars, Jolteon served as Lt. Surge's primary soldier. They surprisingly have great paw dexterity, and superb vision, which makes them excellent snipers.
Created in a lab as a clone of Mew, this Pokemon is pretty depressing. All it thinks about is how horrible humanity is, how awful being a clone is, and how it's sooooooooo much better than Mew. It once tried to take over the world with an army of clones. Like, dude, seriously. Chill out bro.
Spinarak, the music Pokémon. Spinarak is a music god and jams out to many kinds of music. From classics like "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" to recent songs like "Black Widow" you will never see a Spinarak that isn't jamming to some jams.
Tyranitar. The Armor Pokémon. Tyranitar is very sociable, yet gets upset because it brings sandstorms wherever it goes. Tyranitar is often mistaken for his close cousin, Godzilla.
Shedinja enjoys a successful career as an MC Hammer cover artist. However, it gets nervous and performs cautiously if there are any Flying, Fire, Rock, Dark, or Ghost Pokemon in the audience.
Being a Pokemon with no emotion, Registeel wants to know what is love. So he got Regirock and Regice to teach him.
Piplup, the Pimpin' Pokemon. In order for a male to prove its dominance over another species, Piplup will gladly steal your girl if necessary. It uses its captivating charm to lure in and capture any vulnerable and infatuated prey.
These Pokémon constantly get complaints from parents about how the Empoleon's children are constantly stealing the girls of the parents. However, Empoleon never punish their children for this, as they know Piplups must do this to assert their dominance over others.
Roserade, the Bouquet Pokemon. Roserade may seem beautiful, but this is in fact toxic; Roserades have an alter ego. Not only that, Roserade will always waft posion around those who look at her lovingly.
This Pokemon has once frozen over an entire city. Due to this, it was exiled to the mountains. If you listen hard, you may be able to hear her singing 'Let It Go'.
This Pokemon takes a long time to reach its full power during battle. The reason is because it is blind, and has a hard time finding where the opposing Pokemon is. This is also the reason all the Regi's have different shapes of dots on their faces: so Regigigas can read them as if they were braille.
Lilligant, the Happiness Pokemon. It's Leaf-like hands contain sensitive feelers. When the feelers are applied to a direct surface, any emotions carried in that Lilligant will be passed on to the applied target.
Kyurem, the Boundary Pokemon. Kyurem has two forms, Black Kyurem and White Kyurem. Kyurem's favorite hobby is to freeze people that say that he is a racist
Pancham, the Hipster Pokemon. It carries a Hyper Leaf in it's mouth, which gives it Swag Power. If it gets drunk on Swag Power, it does Breakdances for Drohn, Athena, and Luispipe 'cuz they like those kind of moves. If it runs out of Swag, it evolves into Combusk- wait, who slipped a Hyper Leaf into my Canada Dry while I was writing for PokeBeach?!?
Pangoro and a bunch of his friends love watching cartoons, but when a movie was made about a panda who knows kung fu, that's when Pangoro became inspired. He decided that he looks an awful lot like Po, because, well, they're both pandas, so he decided to make the long trek to Unova with his pals to make their own version of the movie Kung Fu Panda. It was a hit! Since then, Pangoro and the gang live a life of luxury as they are recognized as A-list actors among both Pokemon and humans alike in the Unova region.
On every Halloween, wandering spirits are drawn to the light and aroma of jack-o-lanterns. Once a spirit possesses a hollowed out pumpkin, it becomes known as a Pumpkaboo. It continues to wander the earth once the jack-o-lantern is thrown out.
These Pokémon like to inhabit calm beaches. When they see enemies approaching, they disguise themselves as boats... Wait, this doesn't seem right. Maybe they liked to live around volcanos? Grr, can't remember.
Reggie is doing another YPPY? God help us all.
Rules-
1. Nothing offensive please
2. Images are not required but recommended
3. You can use Pokémon that other people have used but I recommend that you use a Pokémon that has not been used yet
4. This is a lighthearted game, have fun
The Dex so Far
Charmander used to be Mario's dinosaur pal, that is, until Charmander's tail kept burning Mario's tush. Mario eventually fired (teehee) Charmander from his transportation position.
There was a professor named Professor Sapling who tried putting out Charmeleon's Flame with water. Key word: Was
Charizard, the Fanboyism Pokemon. People love it because it looks like a dragon, and GF gave it two mega evos just 'cos. Nevermind that it's not Dragon and is scared of flying pebbles.
Tired of being mocked by other Pokemon for being so bulky and overweight, Blastoise started training with Machamp and swore off all carbs. It has now gained a secondary Fighting type and is often overheard shouting, "Do you even lift, bro?!" to other Pokemon.
Pikachu: The Mascot Pokemon. It's small, cute, can wield the powers of Zeus and is the self-appointed mascot of 720 pocket creatures ranging from a fire-breathing dragon to a set of household appliances.
Zubat, the Annoying Pokemon. When one sees a lone trainer, it calls on the whole colony to target him. They are the #1 reason many new trainers quit their journeys early and have brought Repel sales up 1000% in towns situated near caves. They are also known to cause stress and hair loss.
JUST KIDDDING TROLOLOLOLOL
Poliwrath, the Jerk Pokemon. This Pokemon likes to pick on Forum members that aren't Moderaters, Staff Members, or pretty much anyone with that doesn't have a not-tons-of-acne-on-their-face. They also enjoy Tea, Family Sitcoms, and Arlo & Janis.
Poliwrath, the Jerk Pokemon. This Pokemon likes to pick on Forum members that aren't Moderaters, Staff Members, or pretty much anyone with that doesn't have a not-tons-of-acne-on-their-face. They also enjoy Tea, Family Sitcoms, and Arlo & Janis.
Abra, the teleportation Pokemon. I tried experimenting on this Pokemon. It proceded to teleport into my car and drive away.
Diglett was once an almighty Godlike Pokemon. However Arceus got jealous and banised it underground. Only the top of its head can be seen.
Machamp, the four-armed Pokemon. Don't be stupid around Machamp. His facepalms are four times as strong as an average human, which will lead to a serious head injury.
Eevee - the Onesie Pokémon. Eevee are known to have worn onesies to imitate their evolutions in the cutest way possible. However, a recent paper published by Professor Elm, the Pokémon evolution expert, suggests that Eevee may not actually evolve at all, but rather they become trapped in a onesie produced in the Holon region (known to be home to δ Delta Species Pokémon) that give them a new type as well as new found strength and abilities.
(bit creepy)
During the great Kanto Wars, Jolteon served as Lt. Surge's primary soldier. They surprisingly have great paw dexterity, and superb vision, which makes them excellent snipers.
Created in a lab as a clone of Mew, this Pokemon is pretty depressing. All it thinks about is how horrible humanity is, how awful being a clone is, and how it's sooooooooo much better than Mew. It once tried to take over the world with an army of clones. Like, dude, seriously. Chill out bro.
Spinarak, the music Pokémon. Spinarak is a music god and jams out to many kinds of music. From classics like "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" to recent songs like "Black Widow" you will never see a Spinarak that isn't jamming to some jams.
Tyranitar. The Armor Pokémon. Tyranitar is very sociable, yet gets upset because it brings sandstorms wherever it goes. Tyranitar is often mistaken for his close cousin, Godzilla.
Shedinja enjoys a successful career as an MC Hammer cover artist. However, it gets nervous and performs cautiously if there are any Flying, Fire, Rock, Dark, or Ghost Pokemon in the audience.
Being a Pokemon with no emotion, Registeel wants to know what is love. So he got Regirock and Regice to teach him.
Piplup, the Pimpin' Pokemon. In order for a male to prove its dominance over another species, Piplup will gladly steal your girl if necessary. It uses its captivating charm to lure in and capture any vulnerable and infatuated prey.
These Pokémon constantly get complaints from parents about how the Empoleon's children are constantly stealing the girls of the parents. However, Empoleon never punish their children for this, as they know Piplups must do this to assert their dominance over others.
Roserade, the Bouquet Pokemon. Roserade may seem beautiful, but this is in fact toxic; Roserades have an alter ego. Not only that, Roserade will always waft posion around those who look at her lovingly.
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Gallade, the Blade Pokemon. With the knightly appearance of watching over their land, no Pokemon can endure those cutting blades once Gallade is in its protection mode. It values Gardevoir above all else.
Gallade, the Blade Pokemon. With the knightly appearance of watching over their land, no Pokemon can endure those cutting blades once Gallade is in its protection mode. It values Gardevoir above all else.
This Pokemon has once frozen over an entire city. Due to this, it was exiled to the mountains. If you listen hard, you may be able to hear her singing 'Let It Go'.
This Pokemon takes a long time to reach its full power during battle. The reason is because it is blind, and has a hard time finding where the opposing Pokemon is. This is also the reason all the Regi's have different shapes of dots on their faces: so Regigigas can read them as if they were braille.
[animate]trubbish[/animate]Trubbish, the trash bag pokemon. Created by a chemical reaction, they constantly eat junk and follow people who litter. I belches poison gas.
Lilligant, the Happiness Pokemon. It's Leaf-like hands contain sensitive feelers. When the feelers are applied to a direct surface, any emotions carried in that Lilligant will be passed on to the applied target.
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Golurk will often attempt to give tour guides to travellers wandering through their ancient homes. No one knows why or even understands what the Golurk are saying, but it's always nice to humour them and pretend to listen to their educational speeches.
Golurk will often attempt to give tour guides to travellers wandering through their ancient homes. No one knows why or even understands what the Golurk are saying, but it's always nice to humour them and pretend to listen to their educational speeches.
Kyurem, the Boundary Pokemon. Kyurem has two forms, Black Kyurem and White Kyurem. Kyurem's favorite hobby is to freeze people that say that he is a racist
Pancham, the Hipster Pokemon. It carries a Hyper Leaf in it's mouth, which gives it Swag Power. If it gets drunk on Swag Power, it does Breakdances for Drohn, Athena, and Luispipe 'cuz they like those kind of moves. If it runs out of Swag, it evolves into Combusk- wait, who slipped a Hyper Leaf into my Canada Dry while I was writing for PokeBeach?!?
Pangoro and a bunch of his friends love watching cartoons, but when a movie was made about a panda who knows kung fu, that's when Pangoro became inspired. He decided that he looks an awful lot like Po, because, well, they're both pandas, so he decided to make the long trek to Unova with his pals to make their own version of the movie Kung Fu Panda. It was a hit! Since then, Pangoro and the gang live a life of luxury as they are recognized as A-list actors among both Pokemon and humans alike in the Unova region.
On every Halloween, wandering spirits are drawn to the light and aroma of jack-o-lanterns. Once a spirit possesses a hollowed out pumpkin, it becomes known as a Pumpkaboo. It continues to wander the earth once the jack-o-lantern is thrown out.
These Pokémon like to inhabit calm beaches. When they see enemies approaching, they disguise themselves as boats... Wait, this doesn't seem right. Maybe they liked to live around volcanos? Grr, can't remember.
