Finished [YPPY] The Timeout Corner

[Lord Goomy]

You have to go to sleep and never wake up.

I hit @The Last Shaymin for not saving the turtles.

I hit you because you hit @The Last Shaymin for not saving the turtles. Revenge is a dish best served cold, but no main course is good on a cold dish.

My logic is confusing.

Spoiler: Edit

Which doesn’t make sense, now that I think about it, because logic should be universal and as such universally accepted. If my logic isn’t universally accepted, doesn’t that mean my logic isn’t logic?

 

[Scattered mind]

You must write an essay on logic

I watched too much TV

 

[NaganadelIsBeast]

You get a seizure.

I’m not telling anyone where I’m going.

 

[qrorohill]

We already know the answer though, it's jail.

I stabbed someone in the back.

 

[Mariano11887]

You receive no penalty, stabbing someone in the back is the most common thing (?).

In Pokemon GO, I noted someone was fighting in a gym, I waited until there was one Pokemon left, I fought one time and conquered the gym with only one battle.

 

[Turtwig]

Every community day, you spend the full three hours searching your city for a High IV shiny, but the reality is that you'll never find another shiny again

I skipped the gym for Domino's today shrugs

 

[NaganadelIsBeast]

You lose your gym subscription.

I don’t know what a High IV Shiny is.

 

[FourteenAlmonds]

You open up Pokemon Sword and Shield for the first time, aiming to go on a shiny-only adventure. You set up the game, receive your starter, then soft reset and receive your starter again in the hope of continuing this cycle until you get a shiny. On your second attempt, your starter is a different colour to the first... But it's not shiny :O

I received a perfect-EV/IV/Egg Move Milotic through the GTS and, knowing full well that it was nearly guaranteed to be hacked, kept it.

 

[Turtwig]

FourteenAlmonds was playing Pokemon on his couch when suddenly there was a knock at the door. He went to turn the knob until International Police officer Looker kicks it down and brings out the cuffs once again. "I understand you're using a hacked 'mon?"

Sometimes I knowingly ignore texts thinking I'll check back and reply later. ...I don't always

 

[King Arceus]

I take one of your twigs and hit you with it.


I drove while holding my phone.

 

[FourteenAlmonds]

Your phone turns into a cookie and you eat it.

I poisoned the cookie.

 

[NaganadelIsBeast]

You share the cookie with @King Arceus .

I gave someone neck wounds if those are a thing.

 

[Lord Goomy]

You share the cookie with @King Arceus .

I gave someone neck wounds if those are a thing.

Everyone considers you a vampire. That’s not gonna work out well, now is it?

I combined the Uno and Dos decks and creates Doo.

 

[The Last Shaymin]

Now wherever you go, you hear the baby shark song playing in the back of your head for the rest of your life.

I broke my phone screen.

 

[NaganadelIsBeast]

You have to pay to fix it.

I broke my screen protector.

 

[Turtwig]

Now once your screen is cracked, your fingers will repeatedly trace over the curves without initial consequence and you'll form a nervous habit in social situations. One day, you'll go too far and split the tip of your finger open like a huge papercut and curse Giratina itself.

Whenever I Wonder Trade breedjects and get low-tier garbage (Wingull, Magikarp, Pikipek), I send it back in WT and hope the receiver frowns like I did.


@mirdo don't hate me

 

[Vom]

Wow, you're literally the worst. You just got the thread locked.

I lock the thread. and there's nothing you can do about it