So I came up with a new theory on why the Arctic and Antarctica are melting. It is not because of greenhouse gases. No, it is because of humans' love for ice. That is right. People's love for ice is causing the Arctic and Antarctica to disappear. I have evidence that backs up my theory. The Arctic and Antarctica decreases during the summer which is also when people consume a lot of ice. The Arctic and Antarctica increases during the winter which is also when people don't consume as much ice. Coincidence? I think not. >
No, I'm going to take him out to the woods - you know, the same place where a tree can fall, when no one is around, and no one cares if it makes a sound or not.