Eevee

Eevee

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Whatever you do, don't play Half-Life in the dark. 32 From Castle Redmont, Kingdom of Araluen
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    I just do the *shades* bit because of Horatio Caine.

    also in response to your newest comment AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Eevee
    I have heard the recipe one but just not with shades before. :]

    Something new, funny sayings. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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    The speed of dark is greater than or equal to the speed of light, because as soon as you turn on the light it runs off.

    and oh, you've heard the recipe one before
    Eevee
    Well, I live in a family that constantly do puns. So I hear a lot of puns that are groan worthy just because they are so obvious. However that doesn't mean the puns are not funny.

    I wonder: What is the speed of dark?
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    No, because the grass is always greener on the side you aren't on.
    also I thought the recipe for disaster pun was pretty good...
    Eevee
    *groan* You and your puns. I wonder: If the grass is greener on the other side, does that mean the water bill is higher too?
    Eevee
    I wonder: Why is it called a cookbook when there is no recipe on how to cook the book?
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    I thought it was called the alarm hand, or we're numbering it wrong.
    I'll respond to your PM later; I'm on a library comp and it doesn't like me (or Photobucket).
    Eevee
    Here is a link if you want to see *took down the picture. Don't want stalkers to know what I look like. :p* The pic is about 6 months old. I was messing around with the my DSi camera which is why it is slightly blurry.

    I wonder: Why is the clock's third hand called the second hand?
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    pix or it never happened *shot*
    It is a good thing that you don't need outward adornments to look pretty.
    Eevee
    Women attract men by looking cute which is why I don't wear make up. I am already cute. :D
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    You don't put cosmetics on things to make them cute - you use them to attract men. ...I think.
    ...yeah, it is pretty ironic. I'm surprised at how slow he is. !dex gliscorz proves all.
    Eevee
    Which is ironic since Gliscor is supposed to be silent when "ninjaing" prey I mean people.
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    Because figments of one's imagination can't cause Gliscor to rage as loudly and as often as I do. ;)
    Eevee
    Pssh. Glue holding things together. I never heard of such preposterous things. ( I really wish there was a smilie for sarcasm.) Also, everybody knows frosting is used to coat the table's underside with sugary goodness. That way during a yucky dinner, you can have a sugar high. :]
    I wonder: If ninjas are not seen or heard, how do we know they truly exist?
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    The glue is either:
    1) The stuff that holds all the layers (and the frosting) together
    2) The frosting itself
    3) YOU ATE GLUE?! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?
    Eevee
    I wonder: How come if you mix flour and water together, you get glue. And when you add eggs and sugar, you get a cake. What happens to the glue?
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    Hehehehe...that's hilarious. Not only were all his fruits of labor in vain, but blind and deaf people communicate by touching their hands in special ways.

    And yes, I do indeed know who I am.
    ...wait a minute...
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