Some Loser, Oh.
Hey, I actually like Pewds. Anyway, I'm just pissed, not scared. I mean, i'm shaking a lot right now, but not like, anxiety attacks. It's a crime how much they abuse scissor pick-ups in the game. My duct tape and rags are full 24/7, so if I ever need to just start killing people by mugging them with rolls of duct tape or gagging them, I can with no worries.
Alcohol? It's abundant enough.
Sugar? Who the hell honestly uses smoke bombs?
Explosives? Dead weight.
Scissors? I think I figured out how many people died.
Not by being shot.
Not by being mauled.
Oh, Jimmy, it's a clicker! Run, Jimmy! RUN!
But I need to finish this project or my teacher will send me outside the school with only a shiv and a two-by-four!
No, NOW!
Okay, just let me finish cutting thiiiisssssss...sss - Oh SHIT! I'm running!
*Jimmy falls on scissors*
It's seriously annoying how the one crafting item that is needed to make three different things and usually is found as often as rags, alcohol, and duct tape is somehow going extinct.