Haunted Water

Haunted Water, Wow, what a person...

There is one thing I don't understand about myself though..
I am incredibly strong, but do nothing but sit at my computer all day, and it doesn't even look it, I am just a tall dude that is broad, but nothing other than that says I am strong.
Heck, sometimes I can't even pick anything up.
It is like my body is bipolar.

Haunted Water, Oh, I know how ya feel. Constantly being bullied from the age of three. I got 13 years of rage. And I did to that bully, just probably a fraction of what I could have.

See, I know I said I was like a big grizzly, well I let people think i am a weakling. So when they do pick a fight, it goes in the opposite direction of what they wanted.

Heck, I think I most surprised my GYM teacher in 9th grade.

All year I pretended to be weak, so he says if anyone can bench more than him they get an A for the year, and $25 bucks.

He loads the bar. And benches it with a lot of effort.
Then everyone tries, my (used to be biggest bully) best bro gets it the highest after 15 minutes of struggling.

Then when he starts to put it up I step up. Say I'll have ago. He doesn't think I can do, no one does. But he lets me.

I start, get the bar off the bar holder. And it drops to my chest.
I struggle.
He comes to get the bar off of me.
I make him stop.
I struggle more.

(10 minutes of struggling later)

The bar reaches the top.
I set it down.
I look at the teacher and say, "So, about that $25?"
He looks dumbfounded at me, takes his wallet out, and gives me the money.
I walk away, not caring class is till going, with everyone staring blankly at me.
Then I go eat lunch.

After that day no one in my grade bugged me.
And I figured out my Bro likes Pokemon.

Haunted Water, I make fun of other mistakes besides yours, you know. And I can get much better reactions out of those people.

Haunted Water, no it wouldn't

Haunted Water, not like I would ever worry about you not being around.

yessssssssssssssss

Haunted Water, I know, a lot of people miss it now a days.

Haunted Water, Oh my god..

That first video.

Haunted Water,
Well, I do watch a lot of Star Trek, LOL.

You have no clue how many people have asked me why I am so robotic. Perhaps I don't exist; maybe this is all a figment of my imagination.

Haunted Water, lol

Haunted Water, Yeah, they don't. If you update a jailbroken PS3 they ban your PSN I think

Haunted Water, That sucks! didnt u say you hacked your game though?

Haunted Water, lol, I never finished smithing, got it up to 60 after they patched the exploit

Haunted Water, There is a glitch to get to the very end here

Haunted Water, Ya, I do, no need to spill the beans.

*get a serious face*

And son, use protection.

Haunted Water, You caught me, my entire profile picture and sig are cover ups.

Haunted Water, Ok, I think you can guess mine.

Haunted Water, Eh, I am still, uh, as the girls now call me. A giant soft Grizzly Bear.

I am not huge as in muscle. But I am rather tall, and broad.

And I am really nice, but when you mess with my cubs, all hell breaks loose.

Haunted Water, That is good. And I am glad I got that rant out of my system. Still got a lot more. But they will wait for now.

So..

What is your favourite Pokemon.

Haunted Water, Ok, well good thing you weren't. Otherwise, we wouldn't be here chatting right now.