Hey, serious but possibly inconsiderate question. So brace yourself, and please don't spite me.
Ok, so you're black, right? Do you actually celebrate Kwanzaa? Do most African-Americans? Or is it something that weird radicals only pretend exist? I'm asking because I know nearly nothing about it, and you're the first black person I know that might be readily available to answer my questions.
Apologies if I in any way offended you.