Nintendo Portable.
Nah, seriously, let's try to copy what Sony's been doing all these years, and which obviously doesn't seem to work.
The fact that they didn't focus on gimmicks, which made the price for any Nintendo console relatively low, especially compared to its competitors, was probably the best strategy. This better just be an updated DS to shut up the Sony fanboys, and not the new console (thinking of the update from GB to GBC, where most GBC games where still playable on the GB, but obviously without colour...). If it does turn out to be the new DS, it better not cost more than the lite at launch date...
I don't see why the browser would require larger screens, I've had an internet browser for my DS for quite some time now, and everything is manageable, especially since they made such good use of the dual screen.
And lol at the Relicanth and Magikarp voters.