Alright, now here's the thing. Mind you, this was in kindergarden.
This snobby kid named Robert was bragging, saying that he was going to bring a gun to school. I approached him and said these exact lines, I remember it like the back of my hand...
"Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna bring a fire gun to school!"
The teacher heard me, unfortunately, and I went down to the office and actually got suspended for a single day. The principal explained to my parents that "although Ryan didn't know what he was talking about, he has to know that he's not allowed to say stuff like that in school".
Nothing bad's ever happened since.