Anyone got any funny quotes?

[Fridge]

Noobnerd: Removed for flaming mods.

That is NOT flaimng :F

flamming is like bashing or being mean. And I wasn't doing anything of the sort.

If you won't let me be humourous then I'll have to take the mick out of someone else

I have no experience with girls...

I can't remember exactly how it went but it was something like that


Beware. No one is safe from the FPM will find your embarrasing quotes and post them syndrome.

 

[Just Someone.]

*The restaurant phone rang and the service staff went to answer it...'

Service Staff: 'Hello, how can you help me?'

 

[Gman]

the man saw a $5 bill walking down the steet.

crumpled up in her locker, amy found her report card

this was on my final you were supposed to but the phrases in the right spot

 

[Fridge]

^ I don't get it though :/

 

[Gman]

you dont get it?
the man saw the dollar walking down the street-the dollar was walking down the street
amy was crumpled up in her locker

 

[GODZILLA]

Since PMJ wanted me to post this SOOO badly...

<PMJ> You all have no idea what Amt and I talk about in secret.

I have more but I can't post them here. ;p

 

[Fridge]

<FPM> five in every four people cant count to three!
<blob> lulz
<Bubba235> Hang on... how can you have five in four people?
<FPM> >.<

 

[DeathSharingan]

@FPM- Whaaa??

Time is funny.

 

[Ember209]

"just fill in the bubbles with the letter of your name"
"i don't get it?!"

 

[Kevin Garrett]

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