lol man just lol
Zoidburg said:DogMaster40 said:The latest survey says that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
I don't remember being absent-minded.
I have not lost my mind: it's backed up on a disk somewhere.
A rose by any other name would likely be "deadly thorn-bearing assault vegetation."
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence you tried.
Yo-yo: an object that is occasionally up but normally down (see also: computer).
Beware the letter "G." It is the end of everything.
I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa.
Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is.
I used to have a handle on life; then it broke.
If dogs are so loyal, why did mine sell me out to the Russians last week?
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
In dog years, I'm dead
You got those from your school aganda didnt you -_-
SNN said:I am being sarcastic.
The Nameless Penguin Master said:"My favorite thing about eating Gummi Bears is when you bite their head off, they can't fight back." Sometimes my health teacher will randomly say names of "body parts" when the class is extremely quiet and everyone bursts out laughing since it's so random. It's always fun to yell out obscenities and HEY _____! DO YOU WANT TO BUY SOME HEROINE!? right in front of teachers, in the middle of the hall, and (the drug one) when there's only one other person in the hall. *Kicks friend down the stairs at school* "THIS IS SPARTA!" (I actually did that.)
Moneyking63 said:Ya my math teacher can yell at...human "body Parts" during a test when everyone is quite. Lol its pretty sad.
LadiesMan217 said:EWWWWWWW... How the *place where bad people go after death* did he became a teacher???
It's not really a paradox because I was REALLY being sarcastic. ;fLadiesMan217 said:SNN said:I am being sarcastic.
-_-... That's called a "paradox". Well, it fits too don't it?