Chapter 8x: Bandits again? Really?
<Green> So, Athena, it's good to have you here and all...
<Athena> Thanks <3
<Green> ... but before we get down to business with smashing Bern and all, I need your help with something.
<Athena> Yes? o.o
<Green> Before your dad died, he told me that Bern has been summoning dragons or something and that there was some kind of legendary weapon hidden in Ostia that could help defeat them.
<Athena> Oh, he must have been talking about Durandal.
<Green> Do you know where we could find it?
<Athena> Yeah, it's kept in this cave inside a volcano. Follow me, I'll lead you there!
<Athena> Thanks <3
<Green> ... but before we get down to business with smashing Bern and all, I need your help with something.
<Athena> Yes? o.o
<Green> Before your dad died, he told me that Bern has been summoning dragons or something and that there was some kind of legendary weapon hidden in Ostia that could help defeat them.
<Athena> Oh, he must have been talking about Durandal.
<Green> Do you know where we could find it?
<Athena> Yeah, it's kept in this cave inside a volcano. Follow me, I'll lead you there!
And so Green and his companions went on a quest to locate Durandal which was hidden in a volcanic cave for some reason. I obviously knew the way and I led them to the southern edge of Ostia to a dark and spooky cave full of lava and... bandits. *sigh*
<Green> Wait, really, bandits? You're sure?
<Athena> Sure looks like bandits. Kind of raggedy ugly fellows with torn clothes and sour demeanors.
<BB> *sigh* At least it'll be easy exp.
<Athena> Anyway, before the battle starts, let me tell you a bit about Durandal.
<Celever> Yay, history lesson! \o/
<Athena> The sword was first wielded by Roland of the Eight Heroes of the Scouring back a thousand years or so ago. He was actually the first Marquess of Ostia and my ancestor. He named the sword Durandal, but it was also called the Blazing Blade for some reason that no one ever really understood.
<Vom> Sounds like a sweet sword!
<Athena> Yeah, it was indeed pretty sweet. Not only could it slaughter dragons like nothing, but I guess Roland always used it to heal the land damaged by the war with some kind of legendary sword magic.
<TGK> Hey, do you think maybe the bandits came in here to steal the sword?
<Athena> Hah, they can try all they want, but the sword can only be wielded by a descendant of Roland. They won't even be able to pick it up from the alter!
<Jabber> Well, we should probably fight them anyway. You know. For science.
<Green> Sounds good to me. Everyone prepare for battle!
<Athena> Sure looks like bandits. Kind of raggedy ugly fellows with torn clothes and sour demeanors.
<BB> *sigh* At least it'll be easy exp.
<Athena> Anyway, before the battle starts, let me tell you a bit about Durandal.
<Celever> Yay, history lesson! \o/
<Athena> The sword was first wielded by Roland of the Eight Heroes of the Scouring back a thousand years or so ago. He was actually the first Marquess of Ostia and my ancestor. He named the sword Durandal, but it was also called the Blazing Blade for some reason that no one ever really understood.
<Vom> Sounds like a sweet sword!
<Athena> Yeah, it was indeed pretty sweet. Not only could it slaughter dragons like nothing, but I guess Roland always used it to heal the land damaged by the war with some kind of legendary sword magic.
<TGK> Hey, do you think maybe the bandits came in here to steal the sword?
<Athena> Hah, they can try all they want, but the sword can only be wielded by a descendant of Roland. They won't even be able to pick it up from the alter!
<Jabber> Well, we should probably fight them anyway. You know. For science.
<Green> Sounds good to me. Everyone prepare for battle!
Meanwhile, with the bandits...
<Bandit> I'm a bandit, herpderp.
<BanditBoss> Ohshi- there are guys coming. Hey everyone, let's fight these dudes!
<Bandit> lolkay
<BanditBoss> Ohshi- there are guys coming. Hey everyone, let's fight these dudes!
<Bandit> lolkay
The path to the alter where Durandal was kept was long, winding, and treacherous. The floor, such as it was, appeared to be some kind of rough cobbled stone, and every so often jets of fire would emerge from the floors and damage the people above them. Thankfully, these spots were a bright orange and relatively easy to avoid. I led the way, with BB and Celever close behind me. DNA and Jabber acted as rear-guard, and the others stayed in the middle. We were still focusing on giving my plenty of exp so I could catch up to the others, so I took down the majority of the enemies along our path. It was slow-going, though, and boring for most other people, so DNA and Jabber found some nice time to chat.
<DNA> So, what do you think of working for House Pherae?
<Jabber> It's okay, I guess. People have been pretty nice to me and all. I suppose it would be better if there weren't this war with Bern, but... *shrugs*
<DNA> Well, keep training and working hard, and let me know if I can help you out with anything. You're very important to this war effort, you know.
<Jabber> Really? I am? What makes you say so?
<DNA> Well, you happen to have something the other knights don't. And that will make you very useful to Lord Green in the future.
<Jabber> Do you plan to elaborate at all on that?
<DNA> *shrugs* Maybe in our next support convo. *rides off*
<Jabber> Well, that was... enlightening.
<Jabber> It's okay, I guess. People have been pretty nice to me and all. I suppose it would be better if there weren't this war with Bern, but... *shrugs*
<DNA> Well, keep training and working hard, and let me know if I can help you out with anything. You're very important to this war effort, you know.
<Jabber> Really? I am? What makes you say so?
<DNA> Well, you happen to have something the other knights don't. And that will make you very useful to Lord Green in the future.
<Jabber> Do you plan to elaborate at all on that?
<DNA> *shrugs* Maybe in our next support convo. *rides off*
<Jabber> Well, that was... enlightening.
Eventually we made it all the way to the altar. Jabber, DNA, Green, and I all worked together to take down the boss, and then I brought Green over to see the sword for himself.
<Athena> So, here it is, Durandal, the legendary sword.
<Green> It's enormous! :O
<Athena> That's what she said!
<Green> Huh?
<Athena> My mom. Dad brought her here once to show her this sword and she thought it was really big, too.
<Green> Well, she was right. I don't even know if I can swing it.
<Athena> Well, the legends say that Roland was a small man and he was able to wield it perfectly. It's more about the skill of the fighter than the size of the sword.
<DNA> Yes, that's very true. It's not about how big it us but how you use it that matters.
<Green> So, do you think even I could wield this sword someday if I become skilled enough?
<Athena> Well, keep practicing and maybe you'll get there someday. You're the main character of the game, after all.
<Green> Well, let's keep it with Merlinus for now.
<BB> Uh, guys, don't mean to spoil the sword party, but we've just received urgent news. Bern's forces are moving on Castle Ostia!
<Green> So soon? Crap. Come on everyone, let's hustle up and get back.
<Green> It's enormous! :O
<Athena> That's what she said!
<Green> Huh?
<Athena> My mom. Dad brought her here once to show her this sword and she thought it was really big, too.
<Green> Well, she was right. I don't even know if I can swing it.
<Athena> Well, the legends say that Roland was a small man and he was able to wield it perfectly. It's more about the skill of the fighter than the size of the sword.
<DNA> Yes, that's very true. It's not about how big it us but how you use it that matters.
<Green> So, do you think even I could wield this sword someday if I become skilled enough?
<Athena> Well, keep practicing and maybe you'll get there someday. You're the main character of the game, after all.
<Green> Well, let's keep it with Merlinus for now.
<BB> Uh, guys, don't mean to spoil the sword party, but we've just received urgent news. Bern's forces are moving on Castle Ostia!
<Green> So soon? Crap. Come on everyone, let's hustle up and get back.
We quickly tossed the legendary sword into Merlinus's wagon and hightailed it back to the castle. Since I knew we weren't going to be having another battle this chapter, I was kind of interested to see what was going to happen. It turns out the creepazoid General Narcian just wanted to have a quick chat with us. Silly villains and their gloating.
<Narcian> Hello, Green! How are you doing?
<Green> ... ... ... >:|
<Narcian> Now, now, no need to be so angry. I wanted to thank you for getting rid of that stupid General Leygance for me. I'm so grateful to not have to deal with him anymore. Grateful enough to give you and your men their lives if you leave now and surrender Ostia to me.
<Athena> Never! >:|
<Green> Athena's right! I would never surrender Ostia to the likes of you.
<Narcian> Oho, you think you can fight me, little man? You and that little ragtag band of wannabe soldiers? You'd need a whole army to stop me and my wyvern riders!
<???> *rides up* Oh, you mean, like this army?
<Green> ... ... ... >:|
<Narcian> Now, now, no need to be so angry. I wanted to thank you for getting rid of that stupid General Leygance for me. I'm so grateful to not have to deal with him anymore. Grateful enough to give you and your men their lives if you leave now and surrender Ostia to me.
<Athena> Never! >:|
<Green> Athena's right! I would never surrender Ostia to the likes of you.
<Narcian> Oho, you think you can fight me, little man? You and that little ragtag band of wannabe soldiers? You'd need a whole army to stop me and my wyvern riders!
<???> *rides up* Oh, you mean, like this army?
Suddenly a whole platoon of green NPCs appeared out of nowhere! The popped out from behind buildings and entered from the edges of the screen. They were led by two prepromoted: a Paladin and a Valkyrie. The Paladin was the one who spoke to Narcian, and he introduced himself once the Bern soldiers got over the shock of the appearing enemy forces.
<Percy> Greetings! I am Percival, Knight General of Etruria. :3
<Narcian> You... what... how...
<Percy> Mage General Cecilia here...
<Cecilia> *curtsies on top of her horse*
<Percy> She told me that the Lycian Army formally requested Etruria's aid. I just couldn't say no to our wonderful allies like that, so I decided we'd ride down, see what was going on.
<Cecilia> You may have noticed that our army is fully ready for battle... and we have quite a few magic users, too. Tell me, Narcian, how are your wyvern rider's Res stats?
<Narcian> Why you...
<Cecilia> Ostia is now fully under Etrurian protection. I suggest you leave if you don't feel like tangling with forces beyond your control.
<Narcian> Fine, we'll go. But you'll see who gets the last laugh! >:| *flies off*
<Percy> So, you're General Roy of the Lycian Army?
<Green> Uh, yes, sir! I took over from Lord Hector when he... know you.
<Percy> Yes, indeed, well, it is a pleasure to meet you. You have my sympathies for all of Lycia's troubles, and the King extends his condolences over the death of Lord hector.
<Green> Thanks, really. If you guys hadn't shown up just now...
<Percy> No thanks necessary, really. I'll leave this issue in your hands, Cecilia. *rides off*
<Green> It's good to see you again. I'm sorry to put you through so much trouble.
<Cecilia> Nah, this is for the best anyway, not only for you, but for Etruria.
<Green> Huh?
<Cecilia> Well, it gives us an excuse to declare war on Bern. We've been worried about them, but have had no justifiable reason to join the fray previously. Now we do.
<Green> Oh, well, good then. Alright. Well, uh, I guess this is where we end the chapter then.
<Narcian> You... what... how...
<Percy> Mage General Cecilia here...
<Cecilia> *curtsies on top of her horse*
<Percy> She told me that the Lycian Army formally requested Etruria's aid. I just couldn't say no to our wonderful allies like that, so I decided we'd ride down, see what was going on.
<Cecilia> You may have noticed that our army is fully ready for battle... and we have quite a few magic users, too. Tell me, Narcian, how are your wyvern rider's Res stats?
<Narcian> Why you...
<Cecilia> Ostia is now fully under Etrurian protection. I suggest you leave if you don't feel like tangling with forces beyond your control.
<Narcian> Fine, we'll go. But you'll see who gets the last laugh! >:| *flies off*
<Percy> So, you're General Roy of the Lycian Army?
<Green> Uh, yes, sir! I took over from Lord Hector when he... know you.
<Percy> Yes, indeed, well, it is a pleasure to meet you. You have my sympathies for all of Lycia's troubles, and the King extends his condolences over the death of Lord hector.
<Green> Thanks, really. If you guys hadn't shown up just now...
<Percy> No thanks necessary, really. I'll leave this issue in your hands, Cecilia. *rides off*
<Green> It's good to see you again. I'm sorry to put you through so much trouble.
<Cecilia> Nah, this is for the best anyway, not only for you, but for Etruria.
<Green> Huh?
<Cecilia> Well, it gives us an excuse to declare war on Bern. We've been worried about them, but have had no justifiable reason to join the fray previously. Now we do.
<Green> Oh, well, good then. Alright. Well, uh, I guess this is where we end the chapter then.
Lord Green - Lv. 14 Lord
DNA - Lv. 2 Paladin
Jabber - Lv. 1 Paladin
TGK - Lv. 14 Mage
Vom - Lv. 14 Myrmidon
Celever - Lv. 16 Priest
BB - Lv. 14 Thief
Athena - Lv. 13 Mage
Player Notes
Alternate chapter title: ITC: Athena makes bad innuendo jokes about swords.
Kind of a boring chapter, honestly. The enemies are scrubs so they were very easy to kill, but since I'm focusing on giving Athena as much exp as I can (and some for BB, too), it was pretty slow moving. On the bright side, it was enough to basically get her in line with everyone's else level-wise... though in 12 level-ups she hasn't gained a single point of Skl. Now I'm wondering if I should really save that Secret Book for BV or give it to my poor Skl-screwed Athena...
Celever's also coming along nicely. He should definitely hit 20 by the time we hit Ch. 11 and Lightning tomes. And BB's coming along well, too, gaining lots of Spd which is the only thing he needs for ++ stealing.
Despite the stupid bandits in the main part of the chapter, the plot begins to pick up a bit with the arrival of Etrurian forces. In previous chapters, Green's mostly just been an errand boy playing catch up but now Ostia is safe and so the plot can move on to... something, I guess? I hardly remember this game so I have no idea where things are going. I guess we'll find out tomorrow!