Finished Attempt to Kill Uberchu V.whatever

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lol, ok, I throw a rock at him after the CSI team lied to you.
 
2d165 said:
I go back in time and stop uberchu from ever even steeping into your trap. Oh what now, SCIENCE.

I shoot uberchu in the head and have the CSI team process him. He is officially dead.

shocker_125 said:
machine gun has no bullets.

And NOW...I KILL UBERCHU!!!!! MWAHAHAHA

I put uberchu into an enclosed Toaster, that is shockproof, waterproof, and unbreakable, by any means.

-the toaster is plugged in
-there is not a single spot inside of said toaster that does not have heating coils
-they heat to thousands of degrees
-they are not affected by water
-they are unbreakable
-they is no short circuting from electricity
-there is no one there to save him, and even if there was, the toaster's controls are not reachable at all, from ANYONE after I turn them on with a remote then destroy the remote, and throw it to the bottom of the ocean.
-everything is fully funtional
-toaster is so secured, that is unbreakable by any means AT ALL
-there is multiple sources of power (I.e solar, wind, gas, EVERYTHING, including a VERY long extension cord), most of which can not stop producing power
-uberchu slowly goes insane, thus renaming himself to hopelesschu, and accepting his slow and ever-so painful death.

I can't help but think that I'm forgetting something, that will make helplesschu easily saveable...but in case I didnt....

GOOD LUCK SAVING HIM NOW!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH

0 HP DEAD
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Btw at the beginning of the thread it said NO NUKES. That isn't fair to the rest of us. Now delete the post or I will be forced to do nothing!
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dude, there is no nukes involved
 
He used a rock ...how can that be a nuke?
Anyways, I tell Uberchu to use protect

Uberchu has to keep running away from a Nikita guided missile (lol MGS1)
 
He got away

(this is from the previous version) I did a ritual to summon arceus who created a new dimension in which he sent uberchu to it and I later made arceus faint so he couldn't revive the portal linking the two dimensions so there's no way in or out.

BTW, thanks pikalax for reviving this game
 
Uberchu has TM17 Protect. He uses the TM, learns the move, and protects himself. He also has TM26 Iron Tail, which he relearns.

I back a truck into him.

BTW, you're welcome, Veritas.

charging_chimchar said:
My grammer is'nt that bad...

uberchu became mega uberchu by asorbing the sunrays giveing him ultra strength!

I use MeH Awesomz Grammeh to anoy himm!.. Lol
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Were you trying to use terrible spelling/grammar? Revised version:

My grammar isn't that bad...

Uberchu became Mega Uberchu by absorbing the sun's rays, giving him ultra strength!

I use my Awesome Grammar to annoy him! ... lol

~ pikalax
 
Your Yu-Gi-Oh stupidness kills Exodia and then Yu die. Oh burn. We don't speak of He Who Shall Not Be Named.

I use a nuke to kill everything but uberchu.
 
The snorchu got distracted by the wad of food because you threw it at him.

I'm going to try this again. I revived the previously fainted arceus and then collapse the dimension he created then made him faint again. No way in or out and the dimension is definitely collapsed. No pokemon could get in and time travel is impossible because the dimension's space time continuum(that's how it's spelled) is in my control and any attempts to move uberchu away or go back in time is null and void
 
Because of all those dificult calculations, your head explodes, which causes enough power to free Uberchu.

I put Uberchu in a shredder, which is plugged in in a place which is surronded by unbreakable material. The shredder is permanently set to "Uberchu" shredding power. It is placed in collapsed dimension said above, which has had its calculations set by a robot made out of said unbreakable material. The TARDIS is also shredded.
 
Due to a time paradox, the entire system changes into a ham sandwich.

I use a clone machine set on 'REVERSE'.
 
However it was already in reverse so you actually made 10,000 of them

I lure them to a valley then flood them
 
The "groudon" is a fat guy in a groudon suit. Yeah...Uberchu just killed him.

I send in Chuck Norris to kick the crap out of Uberchu.
 
may I remind you there are 10,000 of them. Only 1 dies and the others kill your sceptile

I get a number of assassins to chop off each of the 9999 uberchus. They can't be revived, they're dead. The assassins got all of them. Then the burnt their bodies and threw the ashes into the ocean and cleaned the ocean to get rid of the bodies
 
Dialga and Palkia do something VERY out of character by teaming up and manipulating time and space so that the events shown in your last post and mine never happened.

I get some Black Mages from Final fantasy to cast Toad on all of them, then a Summoner summons Bahamut. (Note: these are Final Fantasy references)
 
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