Bacon-dex : We need entries!

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The Bacon-dex is a revolutionary piece of equipment. It can give you all you need to know on any pokemon, much like the pokedex, but doubles as a handy snack too. However people, we need entries! So post some stuff so I don't complain. For example:

Weezing:

Explodes without warning. Considering the spontaneous explosions and mass amount of poisonous gas, Weezing is considered as a terrorist among pokemon and isn't allowed to travel aboard aircraft.

Dragonite:

Manages to fly very fast with very small wings, practically defying the laws of physics. Aeronautical engineers studied dragonite carefully, and decided to see whether planes with tiny wings would fly. Hundreds died.

Ditto:

Loveable lump of plap that can transform into any pokemon. However, when it does transform, the pokemon it transformed into doesn't know how to transform itself, so Ditto is stuck forever. Transforming into a ghost pokemon is a form of suicide when you think about it.


And so on and so forth. Please post your ridiculous entries here =]

*Bacon-boy note: Gosh, I must hold the record for totally stupid threads now huh?*
 
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Im gonna help sometime but right now I cant think of anything.....sorry.
 
I'll trie,

Jigglypuff:
A stupid puff-ball that is cute and cuddly. It is often mistaken for a pokedoll and sold to millions of children as a toy, and when they get bored with it and run over with there dad's truck Jigglypuff sings and then kills the child with its singing powers. It thinks that the child is sleeping and kills it anyway.
 
Alchy-dex entry: Gengar
Gengar has the ability to control shadows around him, as well as influence the minds of people around him. While considered a.....HEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING!!!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! ARGH!!!!!! Hee hee hee...

Alchy-dex entry: Absol
Absols have nearly been hunted to extinction. With the residents of the Pokeworld leaning away from mechanical gadgets, Absols have been hunted for their head horns, which make excellent can-openers.
 
Celebi (also known as serebii)
Spends it's days hunting down WPM. It has the strange ability to travel through time. Secretly used by the leaders of criminal organizations to kill their enemies before they get born.

LOL, I was going to suggest this, but I didn't see you lately :p
 
tauros:

Being a bull, Tauros goes absolutely mental when it sees the colour red. The fact that the pokeball itself is red really doesn't help, and tauros often attacks its trainer before doing anything else. Likes pot noodles.
 
Slowking:
Slowking's sudden speed boost (2x) was due to the insane crabby thing eating his tail. Mind you, rolling buns on a hill roll faster.
 
Lol.

Magikarp:
The most amazing Pokemon the world has ever seen. It's Splash move does not work most of the time, bt when it is used to 27th time in a row, it can knock out all the Pokemon in the foe's party without fail, even if the enemy is using Protect or Detect, as the Splash is too small for them to evade or block. Magikarp also can evolve into Magishark, which is much better than Gyarados with higher Special Attack. No doubt, it was a "Magic-carp". It also makes a good main course with Meowth Burgers.

If someone has done Magikarp...

Grumpig:
Grumpig is abnormal as it doesn't waste its time rolling in mud but bounces around on its tail. The tail breaks once in a while and Grumpig will have to repair it. Unfortunately, the meat is not as healthy as normal pork and may cause Myocardial Infarction, otherwise know as Heart Attack as it has extremely high fat and cholestrol content. But this does not defy the Laws of Physics as Grumpig take slimming pills when their trainers do not notice. That is why they eat so much but stay the same weight.
 
Bacon-dex: Relicanth

Who? Oh yeah, him. Relicanth is the most boring pokemon alive. It's never seen, never says much and hasn't evolved at all for millions of years. Relicanths most deadly attack is boring the opponent to death. All Relicanth has to do for this to work is act normally.

Bacon-dex: Muk

Not a happy chappy. Muk often feels like crap because that's exactly what it is. Fat, ugly, and unemployed, Muk is usually seen on american day-time chat shows going on and on about how bad its life is.
 
Will you be compiling them?

Feebas:
A distant relative of Magikarp. A long time ago in ancient China, Mewtwo came and said "Boo!" and a Magikarp transformed and named itself Feebas as it meant ugly in bacon language. It cannot evolve until it undergoes plastic surgery or beauty treatment.

Wynaut:
Wynaut can't stop smiling. Their jaws get locked at birth and their mouth is open all the time. Their eyes are also forced to be shut, so they do not know what move their foe is using and get Mirror Coat and Counter mixed up.
 
I'll compile them, I'll put up a list on the front page soon or something.

bacon-dex: Mr. Mime

Builds invisible walls. Mr. Mime tend to live inside invisible houses they have built themselves, which causes a slight problem for local birds who fly into them by mistake. Being born as a female Mr. Mime is considered as the worst luck ever.
 
Mewtwo:
Many claim that it is the clone of Mew, but their appearance is much different. After watching Star Wars, it used its Psychic powers to fashion itself to have three fingers on each hand like Yoda.
 
Bacon-dex Beautifly:

It flies all over the place and it may land on anything, I mean anything. It rests there and starts flapping its wings on the surface and.. OOWW! That hurts!

I tried.
 
Glalie:
A Pokemon that is basically a ball covered with ice and has two long horns growing out of its head. One method of moving around quickly is bouncing as it has no legs. The ice breaks very often due to this. The horns symbolise power. Each time the ice breaks and they survive, their horns grow longer.
 
Bacon-dex Lombre:

Hey! Look over there! Some child crying over there! *touches it* *it turns around* No! It's a Lombre, the childish looking Pokemon!
 
Voltorb:
Voltorb is the deadliest Pokémon, trainers often mistake it for a Pokéball and trow it at a Pokémon, blowing that Pokémon up instead of catching it. Voltorb is one of the main reasons why some Pokémon run away from battle after seeing a Pokéball.

Slaking:
Also know as the stereotypical dad Pokémon. It is so lazy, he won't get up unless he's going to eat hamburgers or it's pay-day. He orders every meal with his telephone, hidden somewhere in his belly...
 
lol, I love that Voltorb. Go pokeba- BOOM!!! Oh, never mind.

Bacon-dex: Ludicolo

Your number one candidate if you ever need to throw a party. Ludicolo dances all night, gets wasted and has a great time, but seeing it the morning after is not a pretty sight. Pokemon sometimes use the phrase "Cor, you look like a hungover Ludicolo, you do!" as an insult.
 
Bacon-Dex: Parasect
Contrary to popular belief, Parasect isn't naturally red, but rather a sickly green. The massive mushroom crushing it, however, causes internal bleeding, staining it red from the inside. It has a life expectancy of .5 months.
 
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