Bacon-dex : We need entries!

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Bacon-dex: Octilary

Has amazingly powerful sucking pads. So powerful in fact it can never release itself from wherever it sticks to. This makes the mating process of the octilary rather problematic to say the least.

Bacon-dex: Electrode

Like voltorb, people often mistake it for a pokeball. However, given that it's so huge compared to a pokeball, anyone mistaking it for one deserves to be removed from the gene pool. Electrode has already wiped out 70% of the Kanto hillbilly population.

Bacon-dex: Grumpig

80% of the material needed to make the bacon-dex was processed from this pokemon.


Some of these are great guys :] My favourite ones so far are:

Absol A_A
Mewtwo/togepi SNN
Voltorb c-m
Parasect/lugia WW

And some of my own, of course :]
 
Claydol:
An extremely vulnerable Pokemon, as it has many eyes. Be careful not to hurt it. The reason for levitation is its extremely light weight, a result of anorexia.
 
Here's a little bit of my contribution:-

Swalot

Swalot has too much poison that it eventually suicides after a long time. Swalot's eyes are also too small to see anything in front of it and about 70% of Swalots die due to falling off from cliffs, due to their 1mm diameter-ed eyes.

Snorlax

Due to its weight and size, Snorlax needs to roll in order to move. It can stand up, but its legs will be sore after 0.01 Seconds. It eats anything that is chewable, which narrows it down to everything.
 
Kadabra:
Also knows as Uri Geller, this Pokémon wasted a lot of money on sewing Nintendo, GAME FREAK and Creatures. This made him lose his job, family and friends. It's only possession is his spoon, which for some strange reason bends from time to time.

and I had to do this:

Mew:
This floating pink little cat has the DNA of every not-one-in-a-kind not-human-made Pokémon, because of this, its cells have grown to immense proportions, causing it to blow up from time to time, luckily this Pokémon is so rare, that nobody has ever discovered this fact, makes you wonder how this ended up in the bacon-dex, doesn't it?
 
Bacon-Dex: Chatot
It wants desperately to be a rock star. However, because its singing causes hemorrhaging, it takes to singing bad U2 cover songs at large conventions for the deaf. It is known to often slit its own throat when it does its first performance for those who can hear.
 
Bacon-dex: Electabuzz

Socially awkward. This is the kind of pokemon that hides in the toilets during parties, gets annoyingly philosophical ("What if there is NO Sugimori?"), and finally gets drunk and does something awful to the punch bowl. Deary deary me.
 
My new Magikarp:
it's Crap. Nuff Said.

Cubone:
This little Pokémon has a Skeleton on it's Head, and a Bone in it's hand. It loves to throw it's bone at People, Pokémon and Boy's of Bacon (thanks PMJ for this =P). Whern he's washing his face, he take's the Skeleton off. then he's Dead Ugly. A Cubone will always be a Little Stupid, because when he's Laughing because someone is hit by it's bone, he'll be hit too. and Hard, not talking about it's amazing Strengh (=P). If Cubone would have a IPOD instead of a Bone, it's name is CuIPOD.
 
Shedinja:
The hollow Pokémon, this Pokémon can't survive the smallest attack, it has to float, because if it hits the ground, it dies, even when it tackles an opponent, it dies, if a leaf falls on it, it dies. Luckily this Pokémon lacks a brain, heath, and everything else required to live, which means that it was dead before it even would die. Although this Pokémon shows no sign of life, People have yet to find out that it's dead...

I like:
Voltorb, Gyarados and Kadabra -/- me :p
Muk, Mr Mime and some others -/- the bacon himself
Parasect -/- Crazy Weavile (LOL!!!)
Togepi -/- Señor NN (OMG!)
Absol -/- A_A (CAN OPENERS FTW!)
that's all I can think of ATM, I don't really like the ones that aren't really in pokédex style, with OMG! WOW! WHAAA! YAY! HOORAY! YAHOO! and stuff (yes, I know that's my way of talking, but I'm not a Pokédex).
 
Bacon-Dex: Umbreon
This Pokemon has a tendency to attend hole-in-the-wall bars and recite bad poems about the end of civilization, sing a duet with the first Pokemon it sees in which it talks about random explosions, then gets drunk and go home to watch various badly dubbed animes. It's banned at most bars so they look better.
 
Bacon-dex: Relicanth

It can live for over 3000 years without changing its features. Mayby if you were born 3000 years ago and dies coz' of this fish, you may see him again in the afterlife.
 
mightyena:

a blood thursty hound.it will kill anything in it's way to find blood. that why it's arch enemy's are straw's. they think they "suck" the fun out of blood.
 
Jynx

Known as "The-desperate-SINGLE" Pokemon. It's always desperate to find a "soulmate" by kissing everyone. The only problem is, people and other Pokemon isn't able to tell Jynx not to kiss, but Jynx will attempt to kiss before people had a chance. Beware as this Pokemon goes for BOTH Male and Female.
 
Weavile:
Nothing else except for a Pokemon who wanted to be a Red Indian Chief.
 
Bacon-dex Hoothoot:

A cute little owl. It can "Confuse Ray" and "Peck" you. And that can only describe 1 word only... *It pecks my back* OUCH!
 
bacon-dex: Blissey

Despite the fact it is pink, smiling, and always female, Blissey is the most feared pokemon in the game due to titanic health and monster special defences. Look at it, Blissey laughs at you...
 
Bacon-dex: Metagross

Evolves from Metang. Has a X shape on its face. Its metal, so use your attacks wisely! This Pokemon's heavy, what else to say?
 
Señor Bacon-dex: Gardevoir

Every single male Gardevoir ever born has had their genitalia removed. For some strange reason, Gardevoir are extremely popular among young, nerdy, desperate Pokémon trainers. They don't even care if the Gardevoir is male or female either.
 
Bacon-dex: Kirlia

Pre-evolution of Gardevoir. Can evolve into Erlade. It is often said that it is more popular than Ralts, Gardevoir or Erlade.
 
IPM, I can't possibly know if you possibly noticed, but we're trying to possible be possibly funny to a possible extend, so if you can possibly try to possibly be funny, that would possibly be appreciated :D If you were possibly trying to possibly be funny, then, well, uhh, whatever

Jirachi:
The Wish/Doom desire Pokémon, when people see a falling star, they make a wish, this wish involves the death of someone most of the time. If you are lucky and the falling star you saw was a jirachi, then it'll crash on the person you wished dead, so, if you hate someone, look outside and MAKE A DEATHWISH!

Raticate:
This Pokémon can't close its mouth because of its huge teeth, causing its mouth to dry out and preventing it to eat, resulting in the death of Raticate. This is the main reason why nobody uses raticates, his very low stats have nothing to do with that...
 
Bacon-dex: Gligar

"I shall grab you, snipe your bones and then lick you to death", it always says that in its mind. So watch out, before it SNAP!! Hey! You're eating my bones!
 
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