Bacon-dex : We need entries!

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Bacon-dex: Missingno

*zzzppppttt!!! zaarrrddd!!! You seem to have an infinite amount of bacon-dexs in your sixth item slot, and the wall of fame has gone rather weird.*


Bacon-dex: Delibird

Ever wondered what Delibird does when it isn't christmas? It lives on the streets, begging for food so it can feed its starving family. At night it huddles under the dryest pile of newspapers it can find and cries itself to sleep.

Thats what you get for giving things away for free.
 
Bacon-dex: M-Block

Brother of Missingno and....*bzzzt* *pttttt*....your internal battery has run dry. Have a nice day. :)

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Bacon-dex: Bagon

Perplexed by its own existence, this Pokemon desperately wants to fly. It will try to do so at all costs, because it either doesn't know any better or is really brave.
 
Bacon-dex: Ninetails

The 9-tailed thinggy. It can trix your eyes making it look like something else, "Run, Ninetails in the house!" Where is it? I see dead people...
 
Registeel:
How-to-make a Registeel in 3 steps.
1. Get a black ball.
2. Put 7 red dots on it.
3. Cover it with steel armour.
 
Regirock:
1. Get lots of rocks
2. Put dots on it.
3.Superglue it together.

Regice:
1. Pour water in a mould
2. Freeze it
3. Put dots.

Sorry if I ripped you off.
 
No, you didn't.

Exeggutor:
A walking tree. It causes severe damage with its coconut bombs on other small Pokemon. But it becomes stupider as each head drops. It is therefore recommended that you refrain from using Egg Bomb.
 
^ And of course, it's not wise to let all the heads fall off: you'll be left with a very strange looking tree.

bacon-dex: Lemon

No, that's not a pokemon you idiot.



Bacon-dex: Metagross

Thanks to having four brains, Metagross is capable of solving incredibly difficult mathematical equations in mere seconds. Children try to sneak metagross into examinations, but there are just some things you can't fit into a pencil case.
 
Alakazam:

Alike Metagross, Alakazam's brain also can solve the most difficult problems. As a result, many children try to get it to metronome into a minimize so that it'll fit in a pencil case, something Metagross cannot do.

Swablu:

It is as of yet unknown how Swablu are able to move their wings, considering they are made out of cottonweed. Biological explanations as to how Swablu can manipulate attached cottonweed have yet to be tested.

Persian:

While it seems like a docile pet once domesticated, in fact Persian use their Hypnosis on their so-called "trainers" and "masters" to make them do their bidding. The Team Rocket Persian is the true brains behind Team Rocket.
 
LOL there are some really good entries!!

Deoxys: a pokemon that came from space in a meteorite... many people wonder how it survived the crash. As they're very powerfull and want to rule the world, trainers are warned not to use meteoric swarm =P

Goukazaru: a fire monkey that has its head turned on fire. As a result, its brain gets roasted and it dies some minutes after evolving from moukazaru

Chimchar: another fire monkey that has a flame on its tail. This flame is created by burning gases inside its body, and it goes out when it goes to sleep. because of this, I personally recomend you: DON'T SLEEP WITH A CHIMCHAR UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP EVER.
 
some more entries!

Jirachi: jirachi has a wish too and probably it's to kill every single ditto in the world and it slowly makes it come true by forcing a ditto to turn into an electric device, giving it to a boy as a conceded wish and when the boy connects the "device"...well ditto is electrified and dead. how can I tell this? when I wished a nintendo wii... well you know how this story (and the ditto) ends...

Shuckle: it has bombs hidden on its shell but it's so stupid that he activates them in it's shell and blows himself up but the shell is so hard that no one notices that and thats how it makes juice.

Skarmory: a bird like robot that was created by steven's father in devon co as a flying transport.
 
Ah, that was a double post.

Blissey:
A pink and white Pokemon that over-ate. This fat is useless to provide warmth for the never-hatching egg, as the egg is on the exterior.
 
Bacon-dex: Anorith

Flimbled about on the ocean floor millions of years ago. Noone knows why it became extinct, but some scientists say they all got a glimpse of the future and decided it wasn't worth it.
 
Weezing

A Pokemon filled with gas and had plastic surgery to had its other head and a weird extension thingy connected. It explodes frequently, which makes it have a Life span of half an orange.
 
Alakazam:
A chefs worst nightmare. Goes into the kitchen a bends all his spoons. Alakazam then tests the soup, and "enlightens" the chef with his knowlage.

Ralts: A blob with a helmat. 'nuff said.

Kirlia: A dancing little show off. "Look at me, I'm so cute" "My dress is so pretty (wait, thats not a dress, thats skin!).
 
Bacon-dex: Xatu

Stares wistfully at the sky. No-one knows what it is thinking, and it never ever moves. A Xatu could be dead for weeks before anyone realises it.
 
Bacon-dex: Tauros

When it gets angry, it goes on a rampage and it starts ramming people, means they get 99% chance of being kille....*horns stabs into descriptor*
 
Beldum:
A magnet that appears to use Take Down on everything, but is actually in fact attracted to other Pokemon. Its signle eye limits its vision, therefore the tackling becomes Take Down instead of Body Slam. Unfortunately, there is no trait called Steel Head.
 
Regice:
Just a blasted hunk of ice somehow defying principles and laws that make our world seem as rational as possible. Nevermelting ice was going to be devised in the future, but Regice came along as an exception. Restrictions do apply to hunting Regice, however, as we do not want another endangered species.
 
Señor Noobnerd said:
Beldum:
A magnet that appears to use Take Down on everything, but is actually in fact attracted to other Pokemon. Its signle eye limits its vision, therefore the tackling becomes Take Down instead of Body Slam. Unfortunately, there is no trait called Steel Head.
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Well, there's an attack called Iron Head. Very useful, actually...
 
Bacon-dex: Numbagel

Extremely dangerous pokemon. It rips apart anyone who happens to see it. As a result, we don't know what it looks like and aren't entirely sure it exists.

Ok yeah, not actually a pokemon, but I just wanted to type it. Numbagel is such a cool name too.
 
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