Bacon-dex : We need entries!

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Muk:
A relative of Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars, who needs help to move around. Be sure to equip your Muk with roller skates for fast Body Slams.
 
^ or for slimey roller skates, lol!

Chimecho:
Is you turn what looks like a doorknob on it's head, it'll start ticking, until it reaches a certain time, then it'll start ringing. this Pokémon is a must for all chefs!
 
Bacon-dex: Wailord

The biggest pokemon of all. You'll notice on the bacon-dex page we only managed to fit in one eye and a flipper into the picture. Something you don't want hooked on the end of your fishing rod, if you're fond of life.

Bacon-dex: Pelipper

Unfortunately for pelipper, its head is shaped exactly like a toilet seat. I honestly don't need to tell you what Pelippers prime food source is.
 
Solrock:
The Solar Pokémon, or as most engineers know as the Gear Pokémon. Except that the tech get stuck a lot so it's left looking like a plate. Which is what it becomes.
 
^Lol.

Steelix:
Before Wailord was discovered, it was considered the largest Pokemon. Made up of a composition of almost 99% steel (yes, it was processed), it cannot move around at all. Unlike Muk, which can use roller skates, it will just smash them.
 
Bacon-dex: Natu

A small, cute, light, little bird. It can sense anything, including my breath. Ow! It puts its fingers on to its nose and flew away. That must be my breath!
 
Cradily:
Known as the bobble-head Pokémon, people punch it until it falls down. Seeing that most people think that the spiral is the eyes, all Cradilies become blind within 2 years of their life.
 
Bacon-dex: Whiscash

It swims around under the sea, and it can trigger an earthquake very easily, so that its personality.... OH NO! That building is collapsing and the ground is breaking! It's Whiscash's fault!
 
Sharpedo:
Unike the normal shark, Sharpedo is much shorter in length, as its back was cut off by anangry Manaphy when a Sharpedo stole 73 pearls from an underground Clamperl gathering area. Sharpedo was charged in Court. The trial took 159 days, resulting in this punishment.
 
Bacon-dex:Growlithe

Isn't that cute? Although it is cute, it can get very furious and scratch your face off, as an example is mine *turns heads to audience* *audience says:Yuck!*.
 
Slaking:
Yes, many Pokemon have relatives. This one is a relative of King Kong. Both have a equal amount of physical power. But, Slaking can shoot beams out of its mouth while King Kong can't. Try not to use these beams too often as it may cause the special device in Slakings mouth to fuse. Then it may get owned in battle.
 
Hoppip:
What the, a dandelion seed with a big body?! Pokemon Scientists have been trying to prove that Hoppip's mass and it's leaf-wings defy the Laws of Physics.
 
Skiploom:

Once the lightest Pokemon ever, now its the heaviest Grass Pokemon ever! I can't believe it, is that true?
 
Initializing pork processors...
Activating sausage sound synthesizers...
Main screen turn on...

Bacon-Dex: Vileplume
The flower on Vileplume's head carries pollen capable of being fatal to those allergic. The reason Vileplume is blue is because of allergies to this pollen. In addition, the flower's roots grow deep into its brain, killing it soon after mating season. When you think about its awful battling capabilities, it can be assumed that this is nature's crowd control. Why it is not applied to Gloom as well is a mystery.
 
Ralts:
This Pokemon wears an oversized helmet on top of its head. Therefore, its eyes are blocked unless you squat below it. Be sure to help it cross the road when you see it as it is indirectly made blind by the helmet.
 
Muk:
This Pokemon was composed of a school of Grimer playing "Tag, You're It". Not knowing they weren't supposed to touch, they combined into Muk. Today, scientists believe that Muk can use moves such as Thunder and Fire Blast because of exposure to specific gases such as carbon monoxide and ozone. At one point, scientists thought that exposure to such gases would make a Muk's Explosion more powerful. This theory has not been put to test because people actually might want to keep their lives. :)
 
Bacon-dex: Machop

A dirty fighter. Machops signiture move "low kick" has the tendancy to make all male opponents go cross eyed and yell in unusually high voices. Deary deary me.
 
Now activating Bacon-Dex 2.0...

Miltank
This Pokemon provided most of the formula the pigs ground into the Bacon-Dex were nourished with. No further info available.
 
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