Bacon-dex : We need entries!

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Shedinja:
A carefull pokemon. It knows it only has 1 HP, and anything it is weak against will kill it. It never goes hiking on acount that a rock might fall down and hit him. If you ever see one, run up to it with gravler rock, and let the fun start.

Solrock:
A pokemon that absorbs sunlight and peacefully meditates... Untill it gets board and blows itself up for the heck of it.

Metagross:
Boy, this must be a pain. If this guy goes near a magnet, it's suspended in mid air by all four legs.

Voltorb/Electrode= LOL
 
Bacon-dex: Ursaring

File not found...

Enter data?

*clicks yes*

Please enter data.

*bacon-boy starts typing*

"Ok, four days now I've been out here. Despite the fact Ursaring has a target on its chest, you should never try to shoot one during hunting practise. Well, if you're going to shoot it then at least make sure you hit it, otherwise it will hit you.

It caught up to me yesterday. I think I'll be ok, but I could really do with some new internal organs."
 
Lol, nice ones people.

Dusclops

A Pokemon that is rapped up in Tissue Paper, making it the "center of attention" in public during the rain. Also useful in Toilets after doing some "business".

Banette

Being a possessed puppet, Banette usually scares children, pretty much like what bacon-boy will do with herring. It's mouth is zipped and it can't talk, attempting to talk is suicide.
 
How to Make Metagross:

What do you need:
4 Beldum's
1 UFO with a Hole
Many Superglue
1 Scissor
Paintbrush thingy

What to do:
Step 1: Put Superglue on the UFO.
Step 2: Glue the Beldums on it.
Step 3: Open the Scissor.
Step 4: Superglue it above the Hole of the UFO.
Step 5: Wait a While.
Step 6: Paint it to Purple and the scissor to Metalic.

Hurray, you Made your own Metagross! Now get a Muk, put Muk on Metagross and let it Minimize. Now hope it'll Minimize to a Size so it Fit's in a Pencil Case
 
Bacon-dex: Shedinja

The lifeless Pokemon. The Pokemon is very light so you can keep it as a toy. *Can I have it, Dad?**Yes, unless it Solarbeams you....*
 
Suddowoodo:
What kind of dumb pokemon is this? It looks like a tree, and acts like a tree, yet it is not a tree. How dumb is that?
 
ok, Tyranitar it is then...

"BACON DEX!"
...
"err, that was a piece of bacon, then where's my bacon-dex?"
mom: "dinner's ready, we're eating bacon!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Tyranitar
This Pokémon will blow you away, litteraly, when this Pokémon comes near to even a flowerpot, it whips up a sandstorm, make sure you have your eyes covered when facing this Pokémon, cause its face is hideous, I mean, there will end up sand in your eyes, yes, the last one :)

"OMG! what's that"

Flower
this is not a Pokémon, just a flower, please get your eyes checked.
 
Beans:
I just give you gas, don't mind me. *rant mode* YOU HUMANS DARE DESTROY MY NATURAL FLAVOR WITH YOUR SEASONINGS AND HONEY AND WHATNOT??? WHAT DID MY SPECIES EVER DO TO YOU? BTW, I'm on sale at your nearest Wal-Mart.

*end transmission*
 
Ash:
A Pokemon human who gets calls from his mother everyday to change his underwear. This entry got inside the Bacon-dex by accident.
 
well... the lemon entry was funny but since then everyone makes stupid non-related to pokemon. we need to stop this.

Salamence: a dragon type pokemon, its wings werent created by altering bagon's DNA as believed, instead shelgon makes his own wings with paper for when it evolves. how can he fly? it's said that some salamences steal money from their traiers to buy jet packs to fly.
Flygon: ANOTHER POKEMON WITH PAPER-MADE WINGS? hey these 3-d models look LAME
 
There's nothing the matter with doing that. In fact...

Max:
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No entries found. Will you input an entry?

(Yes or No?)

no

"It's ok like it is." :p
 
In case you didn't notice, this thread is not in your possession. Unless b-b tells me I shouldn't do that, then I will keep on doing so.
 
Swampert:
Not a Pokemon, but an avatar that a Pokebeach member called CCloud is currently using. It is severely deformed.
 
Absol:

A random Pokebeach.com/forums member. He is not a dark type, does not have a horn and does not cause bad luck. He is just the ordinary teenager you see everyday.
 
Eevee:
A very collerfull pokemon, so to say. They are almost extinct though, and here is why. It goes around, levaling up as fast as it can, hoping to become a flareon, vaporeon, jolteon, espeon, or umbreon. Since it can't learn any really good attacks, it takes forever to level up, and once it realizes its at lv. 100, and that it needs a stone to evolve, it wollows in misery, and then gets really mad, and jumps off a cliff. Thus, an even less amount of eeveelutions.
 
^ errr, if it needed a stone to evolve, and it reached level 100, IT CAN STILL EVOLVE!

Anyhow:

*Points bacon dex at computer*

Vulpix
The FireFox Pokémon, it can be used to view pages on something to called "internet", We have yet to identify that particular pokémon...

"eww, my computer's all greasy and bacony now..."

Bacon-dex writer1 to Bacon-dex writer2: Not everything is a Pokémon you know...
 
Rotomu
This interesting Pokémon mutated from a reality show contestant, due to an overexposure to TV cameras. It then died, explaining its Ghost type. This also explains its uselessness in battle.
 
King Deoxazard:
A pokemon that was created by science it has a dark side a good side, and a glitch side, somtimes the glitch side and the dark side fuse... MUST DESTROY INFERIOR MEMBERS... no I won't listen! BRRRRR BLTZZZZZZZZZZ CURRRRR DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'm sorry you're game seems to be glitching up and you have an infanint amount of items (including your bike witch your riding on *reader falls off of his/he bike and brakes every bown in His/Her body*) Hehehe!
 
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