Bacon-dex : We need entries!

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Milotic:

Milotic is known as 1 of the Most Beautifull pokémon, mostly Pretty Trainers Own them. Many other Trainers, say it's the Best Pokémon on Earth. Meh, they Just wanna Suck up the Trainer.


Lotad:

Get a Mawile, a Tyrogue and you have yourself a Game! If you like Frisbeeing, you love to play with Lotad. His Head is a Frisbee. BEWARE OF OF WILD MAWILE AND TYROGUE AS THEY WILL PLAY FRISBEE!!!!!
 
Pikachu

This pokemon is considered cute and cuddly and the emblem of all things good, but looks can be decieving. It frequently electricuts its trainer, insults him/her in its Pikachu language & prtends to be a cheeleader and an east asian theatrical dancer.
 
Gyarados:

It's a Big, Long, Ugly, Huge, Ugly, Very Ugly, Blue, Ugly and big-mouth-always-opened Fish. meh, it'll crush you into tiny Ugly Pieces. they Hate if you call them for something bad, so say this Bacon-Dex thing about him at him. He'll be so Happy. well, while he's Crushing you. Further more, it's Ugly.


Munchlax:

Muchlax is always found at Food. When you see one sleep, you always know 1 thing: it's tired. Munchlax is a Snorlax Wannabe. an eating Munchlax is also knowned as a Crunchlax, yeah, sounds tasty. Eat it and you'll be... Eating. Beware of the Food it's eating, if you have Food with you when you see a Munchlax, you don't have it anymore.


Snorlax:

It's big and Hungry. it's eat and eat amd eat and eat's till he's tired of eating. Then he Sleep's for a While and is eating again. Ironic, isn't it? some Snorlax's are Muchlax Wannabe, then they are not Fat enymore and can Eat without being Tired of eating. Snorlax's are also Huge and have a Small Head. Snorlax's would eat a Tropius Alive when he see's the Fruit. that's the Reason why you never see Tropius in the Mountain's anymore. So keep this in mind, it's Hungry.
 
Jigglypuff:
In the legends, it is stated that Jigglypuff used to be a rock star. The Great War, which wiped out many, also made those who survived to evolve or de-evolve. This resulted in the transformation to a pink puff ball. Because of sentimental reasons, they carry microphones everywhere.
 
Gloom:
Ever herd of ny-quill, or any of those other sleep medicenes? Those DON'T work! Use Gloom-acine, made from that disgusting powder that Glooms give of when there called disgust... hey, what are you... *writer falls asleep*
 
Spinerack:
A pokemon that spins a web and trys to catch stuff. The only thing it cathes though is Venamoth and Beutifly, who will just use silver wind to blow the web (and spinerack) away. If it does catch anything else, it wraps a cacoon like substance around them, thus turning them into a kakuna.
 
sorry, Ex Dragon18, but I just got this revelation about gyarados:

Gyarados
This Pokémon has immense, huge and powerful jaws, they can brake diamonds and can crush entire mountains with one bite, but ... Gyarados can't close his mouth, leaving this Pokémon with a huge set of unusable, heavy teeth, forcing it to swallow Pokémon in hole. Legends say that some fishers said to have died actually live in Gyarados' stomach.
 
Meh, it was just for fun (and stupid too). But i think you must say something about it's Uglyness =P

my Magikarp version:

Magikarp, hmm. i'm getting Hungry... Anyway, Magikarp is known as a Very Rare Pokémon, if it's for sale. Give someone 500 PokéCash and you'll get a Magkarp. Shiney Magikarp's are, well not very Shiney. But it's expensive. Magikarp's Splash attack is Deadly as nothing, unless your a Ash that's Fishing. Then it's Deadly as a Gyarados. Further more, it's not a Magikarp, but Magicrap.
 
bacon-dex: Kecleon

Can turn completely invisible. While this is often an advantage to Kecleon, pedestrain crossings always pose a challenge.

bacon-dex: Lickitung

Rather annoying. It never shuts up, is constantly flapping around and likes to lick things. Often meets a grizzly end when another pokemon suggests to it "Hey Licki, why don't you see what that Voltorb tastes like?".
 
YAY! votorb

Piplup:
This cute little blue Pokémon lives in Japan, when it leaves Japan, it gets suicidal because it finds out that it's English name is "Piplup". In America, these Pokémon can be found jumping in the grand canyon, visitors often take a piplup skeleton with them as a souvenir.
 
Magikarp

Why the heck are you even reading this?  IT'S FRIGGIN' WORTHLESS!

;). As a back-up for the other 329572935702375 entries that have been submitted for this horrible pokeman.

Arcanine out.
 
Ash: Z0mg its liek a Lug1a!11!
* Ash opens the Bacon-Dex.

Lugia: This Pokemon is so massive that its wings create tornadoes when flapped. As a result, it drops out of the sky when it starts flapping.
It is nearly extinct.

B-B: What did you think of my Parasect?
 
Swinub
This pokemon has slits for eyes so it usually is found falling of tall, icey, moutains, wich it has no idea how it got on them. This pokemon is almost extinct, and has a very powerfull ice-bea... soooo cooooold!!!!
 
Pikachu:
The most famous Pokemon in the universe. It likes popularity, and seeing that Ash Ketchum was a star of the reality TV show-"The Pokemon Series", it decided to join him, but pretended not to like Ash in case of suspicion. Its red cheeks are a result of pinching.
 
Togepi:
Terrorist in disguise. It has cute features to avoid suspicion and hides explosives and other weapons in its shell. If out of ammunition, it will use Metronome. The AK-47 is its favourite weapon. If you see any around, call the police immediately.
 
this look's fun :p

pelliper

it is a shelter for all the terrorist togepi. it flaps around and throws togepi's around in white blanket's and people think there egtting a new born baby. it also holds a stash of voltorb's that it randomly drop's with togepi's.
 
Smeargle:
A painter's best friend. It goes around painting everywhere, even on places which are considered...immoral. It can learn Sketch, which gives it the potential to virtually learn every move. Sometimes, this is misused when it fights Magikarp, learning Splash.
 
Forgive me if it's done...

Flygon
Often seen in the Desert, it has eyes that are very red. It's caused due to the massive amount of sand getting in the eye thus it's almost always blind if it's a wild one. Wash the eyes with water if visualbility is wanted again. It also does a massive Earthquake if the water hurt it making it angry.
 
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