Finished Crush A Wish! (you-person-person-you)

[Sonic Gal]

Granted, however Slowpoke was too slow to preform his powerful attack and lost.

I wish I had a color laser printer.

 

[Xous]

Granted, but immediately after the first time it prints an image, it runs out of ink, forcing you to buy a new cartridge. (However, the image it just printed is simply amazing. Congratulations! )

I wish for the official artwork of Arceus to be leaked on the 12th, much like Shaymin's artwork was.

 

[don()shinobi]

Granted, but nobody can look at it.

I wish I could go to my prerelease already.

 

[Azure Gio Hellfire]

Granted, but you pulled no good cards.

I wish I have a REAL, HOT, and SWEET girlfriend.
(I'm still not desperate.)

 

[The_Dark_Lord]

Granted, but it was a man wearing a girl costume.

I wish for whale pie to become the no.1 pie in the world!

 

[don()shinobi]

Whales become extinct.

I wish I wasn't sick.

 

[PokeChamp]

Granted, but with the loss of your disease, you get a new one, and it's worse!

I wish Pokemon were real...

 

[Electimortar]

Granted, but pokemon take over the world, kill us, and use our skin as rugs.

I wish for world peace.

 

[don()shinobi]

Granted, but which world gets world peace? I assume you meant Neptune.

I wish I had a rock.

 

[Arcterra]

Granted, but it's one of those rock bombs from Pikmin, and explodes in your face.

I wish I had meat vision.

 

[godzilla898]

Granted, but everyone becomes cannibals.

I wish that a car will not run me over.

 

[bunniv the 3]

Granted, but you get run over bye a baby in his peddle car

i wish that there was no shcool

 

[6294]

Granted, but you learn at home with NO breaks!

I wish I could find my video camera.

 

[don()shinobi]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish I could get Weegee to stare at you all.

 

[Dialkia198]

Granted but one of us has those stareproof glasses from that one youtube poop, so the impossible happens:Weegee gets infected by his own virus!


I wish for extra game time.

 

[PokeChamp]

Granted, but your computer overheats from it!

I wish I had an Arceus...

 

[Arcterra]

Granted, but it's actually a transformed ditto, and explodes in your face.

I wish I had a "Get out of jail free" card.

 

[PokeChamp]

Granted, but you can't collect your 200 dollars when you pass GO anymore...

I wish a mod would post in this thread...

 

[don()shinobi]

Granted, but he finds out you broke the YPPY rule and does something bad to you.

I wish Cartoon Network would air the Japanese Pokemon Movie 11 with English subtitles instead of the bad excuse they call a dub.

 

[Insayneflame]

Granted but the text is so small you won't be able to read it.

I wish they made an Arceus card already.