Finished Crush a Wish! [YPPY]

[thegrovylekid]

Hello everyone, and welcome to crush a wish! In this game, players take turns posting a wish, and then the next player grants that wish, but it has an unexpected but related twist. Here's an example:

I wish I had a trout to slap people with.

Granted, but it slaps you in the face and flops off.

I wish I could win Worlds.

And it continues like that until the thread is inevitably locked. This game is YPPY, so after you post you have to wait for two more people to post before you can post again. Sound good? Good.

I'll start: I wish a moderator would approve this thread.

 

[Celever]

Granted, but it will be locked in 3 weeks! Go wild until May the 9th. <3

I wish to be the greatest gd ninja PokéBeach will ever see!

 

[bbninjas]

Granted, except you're not. So, crushed. Totally how it works.

I wish that I didn't have to learn about "groups" and "sets" and "operation ofs" and other weird complicated maths stuff.

 

[thegrovylekid]

Granted, but you have to learn Calculus instead.

I wish I had a trout to slap people with.

 

[SilverSilent]

Granted, but you have to learn Calculus instead.

I wish I had a trout to slap people with.

Granted, but you are only able to slap yourself with the trout.

I wish I had a Rapidash to ride in to the sunset with.

 

[Skyleaf2000]

Granted, but you don't have enough Gym badges so it disobeys and burns you.

I wish I could shapeshift.

 

[qrorohill]

Granted, but you can only do it once a month.

I wish that my rabbit isn't afraid of me. (he is afraid of everyone though..)

 

[quakingpunch73]

Granted, but he viciously attacks anyone who wants to speak to you.

I wish that my Wererewolf application was accepted.

 

[thegrovylekid]

Granted, but only after mine. ( )

I wish that Trump would disappear.

 

[double o squirtle]

Granted, but then he reappears.

I wish I knew more about Ace Attorney.

 

[quakingpunch73]

Granted, but you forget all about Pokémon!

I wish that I was a millionaire!

 

[Skyleaf2000]

Granted, but the money is immediately stolen.

I wish that Heliosprey was a real Pokemon.

 

[double o squirtle]

Granted, but now Durant is no longer a real Pokemon.

I wish that my friends would stop trying to draw in my sketchbook.

 

[Celever]

Granted, but then your sketchbook spontaneously combusts. Because uh, reasons.

I wish that world hunger would be exterminated and that the world has equal distribution of wealth. (Combat that! :U)

 

[quakingpunch73]

Granted, but the apocalypse happens the day after.

I wish that Nintendo would rerelease Rosalina Amiibo.

 

[Professor Palutena]

Granted, but I buy all of them.

I wish I would pass all of my finals.

 

[thegrovylekid]

Granted, but you cheated and they caught you, so you got kicked out.

I wish I could art.

 

[double o squirtle]

Granted, now you can't English.

I wish that more rogue decks would win tournaments.

 

[bbninjas]

Granted, but when "rogue decks" are defined as Wailord-EX and Giant Fan Shiftry, you're gonna wish you didn't wish for anything.

I wish glass didn't break so easily.

 

[Professor Palutena]

Granted, but now bones break easier and you broke both of your arms.

I wish my wish couldn't be crushed.