Some facts about our favorite gelatinous metamorpher....
-In Platinum, my Ditto is lv 100. This was solely achieved via Breeder Box. It was entered @ level 20. Its name was 'Emptiness'. There are no sex education courses in this world that can explain this name properly. You just have to know.
-Emptiness bred with Combee and created 61 Combees, only 6 of which were females. These 6 were formed into an army of Vespiquens that are, to this day, feared throughout Sinnoh. 56 additional Combees were bred to create an additional 6 female Combees as a 'reserve army'. Emptiness was renamed 'Hivemind'. To this day, he and the now lv. 41 Combee renamed 'Alpha' serve one purpose: insectal warfare.
-While it is true that HS-Triumphant's Ditto will remove any Transformation ability (to be fair, Koga's Ditto from Gym Challenge was first and much sketchier), it's new ability prevents the opponent from having a fifth benched Pokemon. You know what we call that? Being a badass.
-Subsequently, another time Ditto had forgone the ability to assume an opponent's Pokemon, it instead became SIX OTHER POKEMON (Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Charmander, Pikachu, Mr. Mime, and Geodude, respectively) and managed to earn a card per Pokemon assumed.
-Legend's Awakened Ditto felt that remaining true to his roots as a Normal/Colorless Pokemon was far more important than having his power gimped by something like Poison.
-In the anime, Ditto once encountered his shiny form (blue). Their reaction? To assume each other's color and admire their handiwork.
-Ditto is the only Pokemon worthy enough to properly breed with Manaphy. Their creation can never be obtained by any other means by any citizen of all five regions, nor by an alpha god or the guardians of time, space, and darkness. Only Ditto.
Only Ditto.