Dumbest thing you have ever done (in the kitchen)

This is mainly my mom's fault but... we were boiling some eggs, and a storm started. We went downstains and my mom watched the weather while I was on PokéBeach. After about 30 muinites, we heard an, err, eggsplosion. We checked the kitchen, and there was egg EVERYWHERE. There's still a stain on the ceiling. =P

MORAL: Never leave boiling eggs unattended, even in a storm.
 
This has to do with a kitchen, but not me and not the entire time.

My sister was bowling on the Wii and she's sometimes a loony, right? Well she bowled sideways and threw the remote into the kitchen.
 
I masked a fly as a blue berry for y sister to eat but forgot which pancake it was in to this day I don't know.....
 
another thing that was stupid of me was to grab a steel popcorn popper when it just came off the stove to try and save the popcorn when i used the bad one. i burnt my halo hand...

Moral of this story: do not use bad quality popcorn poppers and when it breaks DON'T GRAB IT!!!
 
Actually I Let my sister make the pancakes once, she spilled all the batter into the pan. (She was 12)
 
Hot Oil, Stove, Added cold water, enough said. Burns all up and down my arms. To make it dumber, I wasn't wearing a shirt.
 
I've had several small moments.

Among the highlights;
One time when I was like....10, I was making some ramen. Now, my parents have a habit of leaving the clothes Iron thingy on the back of the stove. (dont ask why) So I turned on the stove (which is electric btw) and left the room while my ramen cooks. About 10 minutes later I hear my dad freak out. I run to the kitchen to find that I had turned on the back burner instead of the front one. The Clothes Iron was all melted and the plastic was all over the stove....
A few minutes more and we could of had a fire on our hands.

ANother time, when I was making ramen (again) I forgot the ramen was on the stove and I came back about 45 minutes later to find all the water boiled out of the pan and all of the ramen stuck to the pan....
Cleaning that was not fun.
 
I was about to drop an egg into the pan which had and three eggs in it and one of the eggs already there spit in my face. (Comparatively speaking)
 
2 things.

1. I put some popcorn in the microwave, and forgot to take it out until 4 minutes had passed. BURNT POPCORN AND SMOKE EVERYWHERE. The house smelled like Popcorn smoke for 3 days afterwards.

2. A long time ago, my mom pre-heated the oven, and then later smelled something burning. I don't know why, but my younger brother had stuck a barrel of monkeys in the oven, and they melted. T_T
 
I was young and dad froze a cuban frog(they eat other frogs) and i felt bad for it and i heated up in the microwave and it exploded.
 
When I was 8 or something me and my brother decided to put a small plastic soldier figurine in a microwave, we were extremely bored. We thought it'd be funny and didn't think of would could of happened, as we watched the figurine go round in the microwave his arm started to melt and fall off. We laughed our heads off as all of his other body parts started to droop, it fell into a plastic puddle on the floor of cameo green. Our mum saw us trying to get it out, she wondered what was going on. When she tried to get it out with a knife it still wouldn't budge, in the end it resulted to us getting a new microwave.

It was fun though. :F
 
Once I was taking a Pizza out of the aga, and accidentally dropped it onto my mother's clean, freshly ironed white washing. I got shouted at so badly ;_;
 
another dumb thing i did was to (as usual pop popcorn) at my cottage. anyway there way no popper to pop them in so what to do???

anyway i grab a little plastic bowl and some plastic wrap threw the corunals into the bowl then put holes in the wrap so it wouldn't catch {R}.

so popped the popcorn opened took the wrap off the bowl. a couple cournals had not popped. so one of them did pop and sent a REALLY HOT little pebble into my forehead!

moral: don't compremise with popcorn!!
 
A few stories:

- I was showing my friend how to knee float (a dance move), when I lost my balance and immediately grabbed and pulled the refrigerator. The door flew open and the fridge tilted, releasing most of its contents onto me, and ultimately, the floor.

- My friends Julia, Carlisle and I were baking a cake when we needed to get flour. It was too high to reach, and I was the tallest of us, so I tried jumping at it a little. Bad idea. I pushed it just enough for it to fall upside-down all over me and the floor. Worst...cleanup...ever. At least the cake turned out good!
 
MylesPrower said:
A few stories:

- I was showing my friend how to knee float (a dance move), when I lost my balance and immediately grabbed and pulled the refrigerator. The door flew open and the fridge tilted, releasing most of its contents onto me, and ultimately, the floor.
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I'm sorry but I can just imagine that in a cartoon or something, lol.
 
When I was a lil kiddo, my parents decided to put me on a table pretty far from the floor. I decided to jump off...bad idea, because I cracked my skull open and had to go to the emergency room. IT HURT!!!
 
I was microwaving a pot of re-fried beans to make a taco and left it in the metal pot. Grabbing the plastic handle (which had metal as the inside of it) I burned my hand somethign bad, considering I was young and didn't even put cold water on it. (Well, I kind of did, but that was when the pain got too bad. Otherwise I was eating my taco.) :D

Also, one of friends once cut himself deeply with a cheese grater. He still has the scar to prove it.
 
when i was like 4 i was very devious and my mother was boiling water so i took a step stool and climbed up and stuck my hand in the pot of boiling water hurt so badly
moral dont fiddle with boiling water
 
My grandma wanted me to heat up her coffee for her in the microwave. So I did, and instead of heating it for thirty seconds like I was supposed to, I heated it up for three minutes. After about a minute and a half, we realized something was wrong, opened the microwave, and found hot coffee all across the bottom. :[
 
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