A loud rumbling fills the cave.
THE CAST turns to look.
Oops, looks like the door caved in. Too bad!
We’re trapped! D:
Ooh, a boulder. Let’s smash it! \o/
Does anyone see any gemstones around? I simply won’t tolerate this humidity for anything less.
Yeah, there’s something sparkly on the ceiling! I bet it’s fool’s gold!
Hmm … maybe I can sell it to some sucker once we’re done here.
…
100P for this gold nugget! Only 100P! Special offer for all you fine warriors. ^.^
Gold?! :O
I wouldn’t trust the Ralts.
Nah, misleading is totally
my thing. No one could ever trick me! :L
Okay, birdie.
Shush, you. If this thing ever gets off the ground I’ve got a position for you.
I already have my own position. And it’s downstairs.
KEEPER picks up
BBNINJAS.
Come on, Lettucehead, we’re going downstairs. Things to do, places to be, people to avoid.
Eep! Save me! D:
Wait for me! \o/
We haven’t got all day. Come on, hurry up. >.>
Fiiiiine…
Why do you guys want to go down so soon? There are fun puddles up here! :3
ATHENA flops around in a puddle.
VOM enters.
Hey guys, ‘sup?
A talking fish? I wonder if it’s tasty …
KEEPER sets down
BBNINJAS.
BBNINJAS starts dancing around, doing nothing productive.
Wait a minute, there, Ratface. Like I’m going to let you eat a fellow Dark-type.
Yeah, no eating Dark-types! I don’t want to be Torchic wings! D:
Thanks, bud. Maybe help me destroy this rock? :3
You guys can waste your time on the boulder all you want.
KEEPER picks up
BBNINJAS.
Hey, Ralts, how about you use your psychic powers or your other … particular skills?
LIGHT tries to use
PSYCHIC on the boulder. Nothing happens.
Fine. My other … particular skills.
LIGHT walks up to the boulder and flutters her eyelashes.
Why hello there! My …
associates and I would like to see what’s behind you. Would you be so kind as to move? :3
o.o
Oh, right. It can’t see my eyes. Also, it’s a damn
rock.
*sigh* Can’t you just cleave it in half or something?
DOS starts to peck at the boulder.
Hey, I’m looking for treasure here. It’s called a psychic scan. >:L
Oh, is
that what your granny glasses do? :O
No, those are because I have
class. Something rather lacking in this group, I’m afraid.
Oi, would you all shut up while I explore these crevasses?
Pipe down, Ratface. Go back to your wandering.
Still bickering your puny heads off? -.-
Not to say that my head isn’t puny, of course.
It’s actually rather large compared to the rest of you. *poke*
ATHENA surfaces from a puddle.
Hey guys! I’m going to investigate this boulder!
Hmm … it seems I was wrong to ignore you, slug. At least you have the sense to do something useful.
Aww. I was
going to be useful, but a stupid rock was in the way.
Don’t worry. When the Future Dragon gets hungry, you’ll be useful then.
Gee, Treecutter was right. You are a rat. >.>
‘Ey! Stay away from Lettucehead.
Eep! Well, good to know I was useful. :U
Riolu, behave, or I will Mud-Slap you into next year. >:L
Ha. I’d like to see you try.
E_M stares deeply into
VRACKEN’s eyes.
You are now my eternal slave and will do exactly what I tell you without question.
o.o
Psst, Lettucehead. I think the mudfish has lost it.
KEEPER goes back to destroying the boulder.
Ohhey, wasn’t there a sword somewhere?
Hey, you’re right. And doesn’t he have a Fighting-type move? Maybe he got stuck in a rock.
JABBERWOCK is nowhere to be seen.
Hey, I wonder where this dungeon leads to? Maybe it goes under the beach!
Also, I have no hands. :O
Thanks for that, uh, totally random fact about you. n.n;
You don’t need hands to succeed. ^.^
ATHENA continues to flop around.
Who else thinks it would be fun to flood the staircase before we go down?
I personally wouldn’t mind, but I think some of our non-Water-types might have a problem with it. ^.^
But then you and all the other Water-types could go look for loot downstairs, and then you can use Storm Drain to suck up all the water!
Then what’s the point of flooding it in the first place? o.o;
Wait … you want to flood an entire Pokémon filled cave?
Uhh … guys, could you be dolls and
hurry up with that damn boulder?!
I think I’d just like to explore normally. n_n;
ATHENA hides behind a rock.
New plan! How about we send Honedge to ghost through the floor to explore?
Erm, one problem. I haven’t seen Honedge anywhere!
Hey, Treecutter, can you chip away at these crevasses so I can squeeze through? :3
Budew, right on time! Since you’re green and small, I need you to speak in an odd manner and hold onto my back while I run around, pile rocks, have visions of the future, and lift spaceships out of swamps. Can you do that?
Ah … sure?
JABBERWOCK enters.
So what’d I miss? *yawn*
JABBER tries to cut through the rock. Nothing happens.
Maybe we can lift the rock? Nah, we’d probably have some squishage of you softer-bodied fellas.
Psh, at least softer-bodied fellas can squeeze through smaller gaps without cutting things.
Not with a head that big.
>:L
Perhaps it would be in our best interests for me to float through the wall.
If I get stuck, Keeper, you’re charged with pulling me out. Then you may all call be “Jabbercalibur” henceforth. ^.^
JABBER floats through the wall, triggering a
CHESTNUT TRAP.
*3 damage*
JABBER faints!
Oh look, one of you fainted. How sad.
YEOWIE uses
THUNDERSHOCK on a nearby pool! Suddenly, an
ARMALDO appears!
Hey! What’s the big idea, blowing up our home with lightning?
Yeah!
That’s right!
You’re mean!
Okay, everyone listen to me––!
Chaaaaaaarge!