*Growls.*
"I can't believe I evolved into a GLACEON, of all Eeveelutions... What I really need to be right now is a Jolteon... I need speed..."
*Starts to glow.*
"WHAT THE?!"
*He evolves into a Jolteon. Without trying to, he speeds up dramatically.*
"WHOA!"
*Crashes into a tree near the Zigzagoon and Weavile, breaking his leg. Collapses, unconscious, and turns back into an Eevee.*
"Uuuuugh..."