Epic Rap Battles of History

Not enough to know what a rancor pit is obv
 
I like it. But honestly, I hope this is their last rematch.
Also tired of the vulgarity.
 
^Get used to it. Vulgarity is a part of rap music. Moreover, when you have Hitler and Vader battling, OF COURSE THEY ARE GOING TO BE VULGAR. If it were out of place, I would agree. But it is humorous having Mr. Rogers swear and it is to be expected for Vader to start swearing. If it didn't fit, I'd agree, but it certainly fits here. IF you are upset by vulgarity, leave magic-magic-land and stop giving superpowers to English words, or stop watching videos where vulgarity would fit. It is in good taste here, so just leave it be.

I would agree that Hitler got schooled again. Is it just me, or did the body that rescued Hitler look at first like Master chief, but secondly as a girl's body? w/e... not the best ERBoH, but fairly good.
 
I didn't ask you to argue back, I'm not trying to change the rap battles - I know they will always be vulgar, I'm just expressing that it is beginnig to ruin them for me.
 
Rap and swearing cannot be separated TBH. Rap is meant to diss not to sugarcoat.

Anyway, I still believe that Hitler won this one.
 
Yeah, I have to give the win to Hitler. The only reason Vader let him fall into the Rancor pit was because he was losing.
 
WHAT THE GOD IS A RANCOR PIT AND WHY IS IT RELEVANT
 
Okay, now that I've heard this several times, it's time for me to overanalyze it to determine the winner.

Darth Vader started off really strong. He is generally considered to be the winner of the first battle, so he starts right off rubbing salt in Hitler's wound. His whole section was awesome, but the part about Indiana Jones confused me. I hope this isn't another Star Wars reference I'm missing. Oh well. He also gets bonus point for working "Yahtzee!" into a rap in a non-lame manner, but at the same time I didn't really like the helmet removal or the "deez robot nuts" line.

Every line of Hitler's section owned Darth Vader. Two things I didn't like: his use of "epic fail" (though I can kind of understand, given the rhyme) and the "here, take a trip on my train" line; it reminded me too much of the first battle. Everything else was great. The line "now you're 6'6" and black but can't get a date" had me rolling.

Hitler gets bonus points for goading Vader at the end, although that could be because he was standing over the Rancor pit and Vader was all "lol" and didn't really care what Hitler was saying.

It's tough, but I'm gonna have to change my vote and award the win to Hitler. Even though he's annoying to listen to, I think the overall quality of his rhymes was better.
 
About time, ERB team! Master Chief and Leonidas spit some rhymes in this episode.

Pretty cool, I'll post more comments later but I will say it seemed like just ended abruptly.
 
I'd say Master Chief won that one. I liked his rhymes better.

For the previous episode I'd say Darth Vader. I mean he continues his evilness from the first rap.
 
Agreed, PMJ -- I thought Master Chief's second verse was gonna go on a bit longer. All in all though I thought it was pretty good, which is certainly nice since we've been waiting long enough for it!
 
I'm not blaming anyone or nothing, but these aren't popularity contests, they are rap battles. I see people all the time saying that Beiber lost just because he's Beiber. Truthfully, he did quite good, IMO (Although Beethoven still won.)

S1
1. John Lennon
2. Hitler
3. Abe
4. Sarah Palin
5. Kim Jong-Il
6. Beethoven
7. Steven Hawking
8. Easter Bunny
9. Certainly Napolean.
10. Billy / Vince
11. I'd have to say Gandalf
12. Dr. Suess.
13. Definitely Mr.Rogers. No question.
14. Columbus, though (despite his crappy rapping) Kirk had some good lines.
15. Probably EpicLloyd, though I'm not entirely sure

S2
1. Vader
2. Master Chief

So far, IMO, Season 2 sucks compared to Season 1. I can't wait for Mario Bros. vs Wright Bros.
 
I'd say Hitler won both rounds and Master Chief won this but it was close. I did prefer Dumbledore though, Beethoven's last line was the winner.
 
I dunno...I kinda liked that guy from 300 a little more. It was very close, though. Vader won both times.

EDIT: Watched the newest one again and I like Master Chief more now.
 
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