Epic Rap Battles of History

I DON'T NEED FIREPOWER WHEN I'M ROCKIN' THESE GUNS

Master Chief's rhymes were awkward, but the line about the spartans' plan being unraveled by a hunchback with Down syndrome was hilarious. Leonidas wins this one, but loses a few points because of the waaaaaaaaaay overused THIS IS SPARTA.

And if I were as ripped as Leonidas was, I don't think I would have worn a shirt, either.

btw you guys feel free to just post here whenever a new battle comes out, you don't have to wait for me, even when this thread dies again.
 
Wright Bros. vs. Mario Bros.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_hKLfTKU5Y

This is really no contest. I very much dislike the way they portrayed the Mario brothers and I didn't really like any of their raps.

The Wright brothers' references were great.

"Your princess is in our castle now."

"Yeah, she's gone." - best line

Wright Brothers are victorious
 
I know the Mario Bros. put up a good fight, but I have to say that the Wright Bros. won that one.

M - We're serving up an 8-bit fist
L - Made to ORDER!
M - It'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters.
 
Wright Bros. hands down. They're rhythm and speed really worked well, and they're rhymes and burns were better. Mario and Luigi... I gotta blame the script. It could've been a lot better.
 
Yeah... if the Wright Bros. had more things that were against them, then the Mario Bros. would have won, but they certainly did put up a fight. They were pretty fast in the end, but the Wright Bros. were faster overall.
 
I saw these videos and got obsessed by them minutes later...

1. John Lennon won this, but his first part was IMO the only fun here.
2. Hitler brought up a worthy battle, but Vader owned hin instantly on his first verse (somewhat like a donk).
3. Abe Lincoln made Chuck look like a joke. Chuck's first verse was silly puny, even his second verse couldn't compensate it.
4. Sarah Palin, barely beating Gaga.
5. Hogan was forced to have backup, Kim Jong Il won this hands down even with just his rhymes.
6. With the rhyme "Do you wanna trade blows, you couldn't even hit puberty" Beethoven won.
7. Am I the only one here thinking that Einstein owned Hawking with his first verse?
8. At first, the Easter Bunny dominated! But then, Gengis started to catch up. 0-0 IMO.
9. I don't know who's Napoleon Dynamite, but still Bonaparte dominated.
10. If Billy didn't die, the outcome could be different but for now Ben Franklin won.
11. Dumbledore may have died but his rhymes owned Gandalf's.
12. Shakespeare won this one!
13. Rogers won hands down!
14. Kirk's rap was an earache, Columbus won.
15. Nicepeter wanted to quit, so EpicLloyd won.

Season 2:
1. I think the only reason Vader let Hitler to the Rancor pit was that he was about to lose.
2. Leonidas won this.
3. Wrights smothered the Mario Bros.
 
Meh, these are alright, but I don't like swearing so these are kind of not my thing. I watched about 3, my favorite was Stephen Hawkings vs Einstein.
Albert E=MC^2!
 
Season 2 is not nearly as good as Season 1. Seriously, IMO they ruined Hitler vs Vader 2 with the stupid ending, Leonidas vs Master Chief was just stale, and Michael Jackson vs Elvis was just boring. However, IMO, the Wright Bros vs the Mario bros. was alright.
 
Glad I'm not the only one think the viewer lost

Not really feeling this one, will post comments later
 
Well, this is probably bias because I like Michael Jackson's music, but I'm going to award the win to him. It's kind of like a lesser of two evils thing, but again, probable bias. Some of Elvis's raps were pretty good, but I liked more of Michael's.

Now I'm gonna go find me some good MJ songs. B]
 
I think Jacko/Elvis got a little better after repeated viewings, but I have to agree -- this season's overall quality just doesn't compare to the last's. Visually I think it's still pretty great, but the tracks and rapping itself can't really compare. Not sure I'd give the win to on this one, either.
 
PMJ said:
Well, this is probably bias because I like Michael Jackson's music, but I'm going to award the win to him. It's kind of like a lesser of two evils thing, but again, probable bias. Some of Elvis's raps were pretty good, but I liked more of Michael's.

Now I'm gonna go find me some good MJ songs. B]
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It's because Elvis is white, isn't it!?!

Bfrt, they seemed even to me. I gotta watch it a few more times to decide. But I agree with CMP when comparing the two seasons.
 
safariblade said:
It's because Elvis is white, isn't it!?!

Bfrt, they seemed even to me. I gotta watch it a few more times to decide. But I agree with CMP when comparing the two seasons.
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In his grave, MJ will forever be a white man.
The reason he is no longer black is cuz' he made a deal with George Bush The Devil to make it happen. Why he no see it?



True story
 
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