funny league/tournament stories.

A lot of these stories aren't funny, to certain people. But hey, they're "stories", so that fulfills half of the thread title. Humor is just a matter of perspective.

I was at a small league with only 5-6 people around. We were just dozing since we didn't feel like playing, so when the store manager came out with B/W Starter decks we swarmed around the counter. The assistant store manager commented how it was practically dead, then suddenly so busy. Then a friend of mine knocked over another friend's root beer. Liquid poured out but miraculously missed my deckboxes & binder... @_@ Thank god eh? The binder alone's worth $30, and the cards inside worth 10x times that...

No, it wasn't an UltraPro binder or a Monster binder.
 
I was Playing my friend who had just made a Dialga chomp deck and I drew into my opening hand. I draw into 1 Spec Metal, 1 Scizor, 1 Scyther, and 4 Poke Healer +. I won but that was a god hand.... It was game in like 3 turns
 
I was at league yesterday, and I was using ChenLock, over my friend's DialgaChomp. Basically, I had 1 prize left, and he had 6. He was getting extremely pissed over how easily I was killing everything. So when I took my last prize, and I said, "I win, GG", he said:

"No you don't"
Me: "How so?"
"Because Crobat G has a hidden poke-power that says whenever your opponent wins, they don't in and you automatically win"

He claims the Poke-Power is only available to him.
 
venasour x said:
After League there was this Break Key (don't ask) tourny. $5 and if you win you would get a $144 Magic box for free. I don't play Magic, but the deal was too good to pass up. Anyway, I made it to top 2, and the guy had 1 key left and I had 6. I lost.

What is a Break Key tournament?
 
^notice how he said "don't ask". Once me and one of my friends were sitting around at league, and then I picked up my Palkia G deck, and then we somehow came up with the idea of Palkia F, or Palkia Fat. We sat there for a while coming up with Palkia F moments.

~SS
 
I'm not sure if this counts as a tournament story, but here it goes. I was at a HGSS Triumphant Pre-Realese and was the only Junior there. When I got my packs, I was extremely lucky. I got the perfect cards to make a Psychic/Electric deck featuring Electrode Prime and the almightly Gengar Prime. Since I was the only Junior there, I had to battle Seniors and completely PWNED them. Not exactly the funniest, but if you were actually there it would of been a lot more funny.
 
I was watching my friends game that happened next to me during regionals and he starts a horrible start with only a uxie and his opponent starts unknown q and my friend donks and then the kid claims that its not fair and they get into a huge argument and the judges had to take the other kid into another room and explained it to him
 
I was playing one of my friends at league with his vilegar with sloking teched. Piplup234 was sitting next to me and some of my other friends were around. My friend that I am playing starts with a slopoke. He attaches an energy and uses rambunxious[I know I spelled that wrong] party. We all start jumping up and down yelling RAMBUNXIOUS PARTY.
 
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