funny league/tournament stories.

I was at league playing a total random Seviper/Zangoose deck. I had really bad drawing power and had always 1or 2 cards in my hands. I played against a Vilegar, where the opponent just kept on using Shadow Room, but I had no pokemon with Pokepower. therefore, he takes like more than 3 turns to get a KO. It was pretty annoying for him. More, I was keep on Gust of Wind Vileplume with my Zangoose. It was very cheap.

Also, at Provincial, litterally half of the players brought Luxchomp (I brought SSablock, so SP) and half brought Vilegar. I am not joking. I was third and the top 2 was all Vilegars.
 
That isn't funny at all wang zitong. I'm not trying to spam, just stories like that aren't funny, they are just stories.
 
GHJamesGH said:
My friend Bryan attached to his Onix and used harden. When his turn was over, he stood up to stretch, so I pointed at his junk and and yelled "HE REALLY DID USE HARDEN!" Everybody in the room started cracking up, including the TO.
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Now THIS is an actual funny story.
 
After getting second at cities with Machamp, I play a random SP deck, and get donked by Turtwig GL.
 
We were all sitting at this table in top 2 Yoshi and me, and Pat was judging, and he got a random phone call and then Pat was talking to this guy about this kid crapping his pants, in a tournament. It was really funning.
 
I was at states and I was talking to my opponent before we started the round and he was british so we just talked and I asked are you using LuxChomp he said maybe. We flip over our starters and he has a poocheyena It was a mightyena deck, I didnt think anyone but my league leader used it
 
i was at battle road (i think it was battle roads)last year and this guy who came from somewhere else was playing luxchomp i thought he was cool, well he was singing diffrent songs the WHOLE THING well when i got home i searched up the songs and they were all from lady gaga
 
While at a high tier event I played against another master who had a huge, white-headed zit on his jaw. I mean huge -medical-intervention-needed huge. It had a hair growing out of it, and it pulsated. I swear I thought it might be alive. His deck was top of the line and was really running me ragged. I had a chance to win, but I just wanted to get away from the table so bad. That match was the longest game of my life.
 
Technically not a league story, but I was playing a guy at university at around 10pm in the dining hall area, which usually has people studying around that time, and then these two guys walked past us and I think one of them said something along the lines of "lol, digimon"....

Another time was when a friend brought along some old Wizards cards to play against. I won't say who won but the match was pretty much as follows:
His turn: Use Computer Search to discard 2 cards and search for 1 card...
My turn: Collector to search for 3 pokemon, Azelf to look at my prizes, Rare Candy for Ninetales, Roast reveal to draw 3, Pokemon communication to search for a pokemon, etc
It pretty much got to the point that everytime I did something I would say, "And here's another broken card xD".
 
I was playing with some old friends of mine, in year 12. I had a good number of psychic cards, so I made a psychic deck (we all decided to make decks) but what really won me most of my games was wigglytuff from fossil.

The best part is Mr Mime from Jungle, every game just sweeping everybodys team.

Lastly, there is a Gastly from one of the gym sets, which has 50 hp, with an attack of 2 psychic for 30; but has a pokebody that, for each energy attached to it, it gets +10 max hp. I just had one on my bench and piled energies onto it the whole game and then put it out when it had about 200 hp. I had scoop ups in my deck but I didn't know that you discarded energies at that point.


Edit: Also, at the prerelease of Call of Legends, I ran a totodile/relicanth/tons of water energy deck. Totodile is 3 for 30, and then flip a coin equal to the number of water energies attached, and for each heads do 20 more. I get lucked out for most of the day so I think i'm facing the worst player; a slightly autistic (not that there's anything wrong with that) guy with a really bad stutter. I own his deck because he is running like 4 different types and lots of 1-1 evolution lines. I end up getting a totodile with 13 water energies into the main position after suffering through about 7 turns of him repeating 'i.. i.. nev nevve nevv never seen seenn see saw a toto ototo totodile with tha tha tha 5 (depending how many on it) energ enegery'

The game ended when I attacked with totodile with like 18 energies and got lucky on flips and hit for weakness and did about 500 damage in one hit.

Another good story is when I did 1000 damage in one hit with Groudon/Kyogre legend in a prerelease. I discarded 5 energies, and hit his eevee for weakness. Done.
 
Before I moved, me and my friends would do notable things almost every day we had league~

Some notable ones were when one of them couldn't find her deck boxes, she she stored her cards in some Tetley tea boxes. Not only did the cards smell nice after, but every time we'd get surrounded by gamer B.O. from the ones who've never seemed to hear of soap, we'd just stick our noses in one of the boxes. We began calling it Tetley Tea Crack.

Another is this snobby kid, around 14 or so I think. We were kinda jerks to him but half the time, he'd interrupt our trades or get mad at the fact that we don't really play in sanctioned format. Hence why we enjoy league because we get to mix n' match. Anyway, this kid would always go on a long rant at us about how stupid we apparently are because we prefer unlimited over sanctioned. Though we'd still play in sanctioned tourneys at times, so I don't get this kid's problem. It was just funny how he'd do this almost every week and no matter how many times we told him we don't care, he never stopped pestering us.

I'd say more stories but there's a lot. So I'm not gonna flood this until after a few posts.
 
Wow, I'm surprised that Flying_Swampert and/or Meaty haven't posted this one yet.

Okay, so it was the week of Thanksgiving, and the Wednesday before. Because of it, there were only eight or so people there. There was also this kid there who hadn't shown up a lot, but we still knew him well enough. Well, he starts going CRAZY. He's crawling under all the tables, calling us all dick faces or stuff like that, and he even pulled down his pants (but not boxers) a couple of times. o_O Well, Meaty goes to buy a pack of Skittles, and comes back. The kid starts begging Meaty for some Skittles, so he jokingly throws one across the room. "Go get it," he says. The kids crawls around until he finds it, and he eats it! Meaty throws another one, and he eats it too! So now we know that this kid will do anything for Skittles, and we start throwing them all over the place. Eventually, we even get one in the recycling, and he still eats it! ºxº We also got one in the trash, but he didn't eat that one. Meaty didn't end up getting very many Skittles, but it was SO worth it.

Funny to say, that kid never came back.
 
After League there was this Break Key (don't ask) tourny. $5 and if you win you would get a $144 Magic box for free. I don't play Magic, but the deal was too good to pass up. Anyway, I made it to top 2, and the guy had 1 key left and I had 6. I lost.
 
On the first round of State Championships I was using a profighting deck (dismantled now), well I had a hand consisted of 6 energies and Larvitar. Next he got 2 mullegans of his steelix Prime deck. I get another energy and pupitar. Next, I play larvitar and about the second or thrid turn he has 2 or 3 steelix primes, expert belts, and special metals and hes already able to use Steelixes strongest attack so I got over killed.
 
IN a spring battle roads, the TO decided that Top 4 was NOT going to be best 2 of 3. It would only be one game. I lost (I was playing GeChamp v Gallade E4/Palkia G spread), which was lame, because was it 2/3, I might have been able to redeem my bad start. Anyways, my opponent, Christian, knew i was going to loose, and how bad my start was, so we played it out for a little bit (he got up 6-1, but didn't take his last prize just yet), and I repetitively used Hoodwink with the SF Hauntar, and when I finally topdecked Gengar, I used Poltergeist for more than 600. Then he killed me for game. Loads of fun, even though I probably should have won.
 
judeanson said:
At league someone called me a girl because of my long hair so the next day I got it cut.
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I've been called a girl waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too many times. I was rarely "he" or "him." Whenever someone called me "He" I thought he said she since everyone makes that mistake. People think they'd offend me if they said it's the hair so they pretend it's my voice, which is waaaaay to low for a girl. I didn't get it cut. The only reason I cut it was because it got annoying trying to comb and clean it :/

Oh yes, here's a funny one. This guy at my league thought he was so great running 25 nrgs, and my friend saw he had a BK promo Eevee, so he was like "Hey you have the BK Eevee" and he says that he pulled it, and that he'd never trade it.
We both smirk and proceed to call it the BK Eevee. I tell him I've been playing competitively for over a year. He said he's been playing for 9 years competitively and he's 12 XD When hes in a game with my friend, I count aloud how much damage my friend needs to donk him with Uxie donk, and he's like "We don't need your commentary!" and I said "I'm not commentarying" XD
 
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