Writing Life of a Pokemon Freak-Here we go. The last chapter.

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Kaiserchu-It is quite fun when people rhyme...
In little amounts of time!



Jayj4-I WILL SO HURT YOU!
And bananas. That is my hint. The chapter is all about bananas...

Chiraami-Odd is like calling me...Jesus, or something. It's a compliment.
The worst insult I have ever recieved was...
"Wow! You're so pretty! You look just like Hannah Montana!"
I cried after hearing that...


Here yah go.

Lycanthrope​
(li-kan-thrope)
Noun
A werewolf.​

I have managed to convince Michael (the one I talked about in the chapter about hormones) that he is part anteater! I was talking to him during science class, and called him an anteater. Then my writing mojo ran through me and gave me a whole back-story to it!

"Niether of my parents are animals."

Answer: You were adopted.

"How did THAT work out?"

Answer: Your real mother was a Brazilian tribe woman. One day, she decided that anteaters were attractive.

"Brazilian? I'm blonde with white skin!"

Answer: When you were adopted, your parents didn't want you to learn about your past. So, they permanently bleached your skin and hair.

"If I am part anteater, then what are you part of?"

Answer: Phoenix of course! You should have learned that by now.


Dear Arceus, I love messing with people. It's a horrible addiction, I know, but I can't help it.

I also convinced Eric that he was part platypus, Annie that she was part owl, and Sally that she was part eel.

Yep. That was just confessed...



Anyways, Mr. Coyne, my English teacher/manga club teacher (who, by the way, knows nothing about it...) decided that we should watch an episode or two of an anime.

No offense to anyone from Canada, but man! That Canadian "anime" he made us watch was awful!

It was called "Spider Riders" and it was about this annoying boy who rides spiders around, killing bad guys with one hit. Every time something bad happens, he randomly yells out "Arachnapower" and all of his problems are suddenly solved. Also, there is this girl named "Princess Sparkle"...

Do I need to say anything else to convince you how much this sucked? Once again, no offense to Canadians, just because something horrible came from your country, doesn't mean that your country is horrible. I think Canada is awesome! I hear they have fancy McDonalds in Toronto...

I would say that the US is kind of the same, except with Justin Beiber, but we actually do kind of suck. So...yah.


At the end of Friday afternoon, the kids…er-hem, Neanderthals, decided to be as loud as possible on the bus. The bus driver ended up keeping us on the bus until all the kids were quiet.

Well, that took thirty minutes. Annie and I were the only ones who didn’t talk the whole time. When I finally got out of the bus, I screamed

“HAZAAAH! WE HAVE ESCAPED THE CAVE OF NEANDERTHALS!”

Then, a bunch of the cave men yelled at me.

I probably should say that maybe one day they will grow up to be mature, efficient adults….

The issue is that is NEVER going to happen.

These kids are most likely going to either
A) Work at McDonalds when they grow up
B) Become teenage parents
C) Drop out of High School
D) Win the lottery and buy a bunch of stuff they can’t afford.


I mean, that is the reality of it. And I would know, three teachers at open house told my dad (TO HIS FACE) that I was, and I quote “brutally honest”.

HAZAAH!






Jayj4-See? I told you! It was ALL about bananas...
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak-Now with Chap 5

That was so funny! But why did you call it lycanthrope? Werewolves were in the chapter as much as bananas were. . .

Oh, and sorry for going on topic back there.
 
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Because, that is what the dictionary stated. I believe that a lycanthrope is any human being that is somehow mixed with an animal.
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak-Now with Chap 5

OMG aggie, I'll do whatever you say....
I'm scared now......I won't be able to get to sleep at night..... O_O
O_O I guess you were right about the bananas....
I really like this chapter :p especially how you turned out to be part phoenix :|
 
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wow! These are great, aggs! I love reading about your, er, life? and that odd Canadian anime. It sounds terrible! I hate it when people try to imitate anime and they fail, badly. WHEN'S THE NEXT CHAPTER!! WHAN'S THE NEXT CHAPTER!
 
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I love your writing and I hope you continue! Best similie ever: Adding the factor of the midget 6th graders screaming every time we hit a bump, and it's like you're taking a ride to the Reverse World. I'm also happy that I'm not the only one who says, Darn you Arceus.
 
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I wanna be part cheetah or dragon :D, I'm not sure what 'part' I am.... :(
 
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us sixth graders arent that um, odd are we? Am i the only one who sits in my seat quietly listening to jpop on m ipod? could it be?!
 
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AUSA-Have no idea what jpop is...

But no. There is the occasional 6th grader that actually isn't a total brat.



Jayj4-YAY! Another person who can't sleep due to my cause!
:D

Maybe part chipmunk...


Cypher-You're very welcome.

Chiraami-I can't picture you as part emu...

Besides, only I can come up with who is mixed with what animal.
 
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aggiegwyn, i expected you of all people to know what that is. Jpop is japanese popp music. i'm sure you know it. Although most of mine are theme songs.
 
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Oh. I don't listen to pop:period.
Whether it's from the US, Japan or even like...Cuba. I never listen to it.

It's llike a boycott thing for me.
 
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Oh really? then tell me what part I am....
(please be something cool :) )
Huh, there are more people who can't sleep because of you O_O <----Sarcasm :p
 
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part hamster would be cool. And to tell the truth, my dad doesn't approve of any pop music anyway. Most of my japanese songs on there are themes though. For example: the japanese Bakugan theme (it's actually really good!) and Passion by Utada Hikaru. (Kingdom Hearts II theme, japanese of course!)

oh, and Chiramii, nice avvy!

and aggiegwyn, is that a kero plushie on ur avvy?
 
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:( I hate maths....
Another clue about the next chapter! :D
 
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Jajy4-WELL TOO BAD!

Squirrel​
(skwur-uhl)
noun
Any of numerous arboreal, bushy-tailed rodents of the genus Sciurus, of the family Sciuridae.​

I'm in quite a list mood. I will list things.

The first, and arguably most important, I am Student Council Vice President.

Second, my dad is going to be home for Halloween.

Third, I just like listing things of importance.

Okay, so I’ve decided that being a ninja for Halloween is going to my best choice. The cool thing about it is that the costume is actually pretty warm. Ninjas have to cover every part of their body besides their eyes, and sometimes they even cover that, so it’s a toasty outfit.

On Friday, October 29th, I will be having one of the busiest days of my life. Chances that I will get everything done is not only unlikely, but practically impossible. So, let me list them for you(Since I am in a listing mood)

I have to get this story super-amped up, because Annie, my best friend, decided she was going to read it when she comes over. (She doesn’t have internet at her house)

I have to have somewhat of a presence at the dance.

I have to bring brownies for NJHS(National Junior Honor Society).

I have to play at the high school football game.

I have to keep my senses intact. (Might be the hardest job)

So, as you can see, I am somewhat freaking out. But, there is also good news. I get to have fall break next weekend, AND…

DAD IS COMING HOME FOR HALLOWEEN!

Now, let me explain the situation really quick.

I live in –Unknown Location-. I have told people that I live in Texas, Cali, and even NY, just so that I don’t get stalkers around my house trying to find me. (No offense)

My dad lives in –Yet another Unknown Location-.

My dad has a job in construction, and he travels all around the USA. It’s not he is gone all the time, it’s just when he is gone, he can be gone for weeks. So, seeing as how this will be the first Halloween in three years that he will be able to show up at, and he might be able to see me play at the football game.

Also, my parents are divorced. (And good riddance, they were HORRIBLE together… (Although, I must admit, they made a fantastic child…))

So, you can tell I’m excited.

Now for the amazing-ness of this week.

Snuffy the Acorn Slayer. That is what was the magical produce of this week.

Annie and I were telling Eric about he gets easily distracted. Of course, he argued against us, saying that he pays attention all the time.

Annie replied by simply saying “Squirrel!”

Eric immediately turned away looking for the creature, and proving our point. He laughed when realizing this and said “I think his name should be Frank.”

Annie argued that it should be Fluffy, and I argued that it should be named Snuggles. Madeline didn’t really participate, she was laughing too hard at our argument over the name of an imaginary squirrel.

So, me and Annie compromised and agreed that the squirrel should be named “Snuffy”, a mixture of both of the names we chose. Of course, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” immediately came to my head.

So, now you know that our group has a mascot. A imaginary squirrel that is named “Snuffy the Acorn Slayer”.

TuT

^That’s my new favorite smilie thing.
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak-Now with Chap 5

no way! I'm gonna be a ninja too! Hopefully i still have that little sword... no matter, i'll just get another. Nice aggiegwyn! I really love this thing. Keep going, i'm itching for more! Mabe i should start one of these...
 
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D:
That's not very nice :'(....
:D
Pure awesomeness....
The ninja costume should have a shuriken coming out of his head with blood all over it (a zombie ninja O_O)
I wouldn't want to be an acorn now (never did though)
 
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