<???> What the $%*&?! Are you okay, or nah? Wait, %#*@, don't let go.... oh bloody hell.
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<Athena> Wh-Where am I?
I was lying on a beach, the sand warm beneath me, waves lapping up against my skin. The sky above was blue and peaceful. A gentle breeze carressed my cheek, and I couldn't quite stifle a yawn....
<Athena> Welp, nice beach and all, but I'm beat, so.... z....
Meanwhile, in front of a tent that suspiciously looks like you're walking into the belly of a ginormous Wigglytuff...
<Keeper> Hmmmm...
<Keeper> Okay, time to be brave!
<Keeper> Eeeek! *tries to walk into tent, fails, is decidedly un-brave*
<voice coming from nowhere> The footprint is Totodile's! The footprint is Totodile's!
<Keeper> You scared the crap out of me, bro. Not cool. :| *sigh* I guess I'm still not brave enough, even though I totally brought my cool rock thing with a pattern on it that is no way some kind of important item being foreshadowed or anything. Welp, guess I fail at life again. Maybe tomorrow. *walks off into the sunset*
As Keeper walks off into the sunset, a pair of nefarious goons comes out of hiding from nearby. How do we know they're goons? Because they're a Koffing and a Zubat, obviously. But aside from speciesist Pokémon stereotyping, I'm also writing this paragraph after having already seen the dialogue section section below where they talk about stealing Keeper's rock, so I guess you could say I speak from experience. Also, uh, spoiler alert for what's going to happen in the next dialogue section, I guess.
<Celever> Hey, bb.
<bbninjas> Hey, uh, Cel.
<Celever> Did you get a load of that dude's treasure rock thing?
<bbninjas> Of course I did, with my complete and total lack of eyes and all. I see everything. In my imagination.
<Celever> ...
<bbninjas> ...
<Celever> So, uh, let's steal it.
<bbninjas> 'kay.
Meanwhile, back on the beach, but now during sunset and with a bunch of Krabby bubbles blowing on the wind....
<Keeper> Man, this is a totally awesome beach that totally makes me forget all of my troubles. Especially with the bubbles floating around. It really adds to the mystery, you know?
<Keeper> Wait... why am I talking to myself? :\ Oh, hey, there's another Pokémon over there. I'll go be an emo over to that guy instead. Hey! You! Yeah, you! Lying on the beach like you're all unconscious and... oh. Uh, you okay, bro? *prod prod*
<Athena> Ugggh... my head hasn't felt this horrible since college.
<Keeper> Yay! You're alive! ^_^ What made you all pass out in the sand like that? Oh, I'm Keeper! Nice to meet you! ^_^
<Athena> You're a.... Pokémon? o_o;
<Keeper> Well, yeah, obvs. >_> So you are.
<Athena> Nope, I'm a human!
<Keeper> Uh, hate to break it you, but... you might want to look down.
<Athena> *looks down* What the #*$&? How did I become a Charmander? o-o;
<Keeper> It was probably that personality quiz you took earlier.
<Athena> But, no, I really am a human! Or I was, anyway, before, well, this happened I guess. I think? My memory is being a bit rusty at the moment.
<Keeper> So, what's your name? ^_^
<Athena> Athena. *points at the little part in <>s*
<Keeper> Oh, yeah, right, duh. Anyway, you don't seem like that bad of a Pokémon. Let's be friends!
<Athena> Okay, sure.
<Keeper> Good! We can keep each other safe from all the weird crazy mean Pokémon that have been showing up. Like these two assholes.
Suddenly, a Zubat and Koffing attacked from behind! They pushed Keeper down and stole a rock that he had been carrying. Good jobs, guys. Master thieves. Really. You could probably sell that rock for at least... 2 smaller rocks.
<Keeper> Noooooooooooooooooooooooo....
<bbninjas> Smell ya later! *flees*
<Celever> Yeah, loser. *also flees*
<Keeper> Dammit. That rock was my personal treasure.... :< :< :< I need to go get it!
<Athena> Sure, let's go.
<Keeper> Wait, you'll help?
<Athena> Well, I don't really have anything better to do. So, sure, lead the way.
Keeper took my hand and literally led me to a nearby cave where the 2 miscreants had fled. Some wild Pokémon attacked us along the way, but being a Pokémon myself, I had the ability to fight back! It was strangely satisfying to pound the crap out of a Corsola in person. I also found some money occasionally lying on the ground. Keeper followed behind me as we made our way through the cave until we eventually reached a set of stairs. Yes, stairs in a cave.
<Keeper> Hey, Athena, shouldn't we go down the stairs?
<Athena> Why? We have the whole rest of this floor to explore! You can't just leave a map unexplored; it's against RPG rules.
<Keeper> But I want to get my treasure... :<
<Athena> It won't take that long. Stop being a wimp already.
Eventually, we finished exploring the level, then went down the stairs to the next level to fight some more dudes, slowly working our way through the cave and beating up Pokémon as we went. Eventually we made our way down to the bottom where our two "friends" were waiting for us.
<Keeper> Hey, uh, you guys!
<Celever> Whadda you want? >:|
<Keeper> You should, uh, give me back that treasure you told right now! Uh, pretty please?
<bbninjas> Wait, treasure? I thought it was just a rock.
<Celever> If it really is treasure, we could probably sell it for a lot of money.
<Keeper> But but but... :<
<Celever> If you want it, you'll have to fight for it!
As so we fought for it. And kicked their asses, especially once I figured out how to use Ember. Life was good.
<bbninjas> Well, fine, if you want the stupid rock so much you can have it. *toss, flee*
<Celever> But we're still cooler than you; you just got lucky! *flee*
<Keeper> Yay! My treasure! ^_^ Thank you so much for helping me. <3
<Athena> No probs.
<Keeper> Let me now tell you the wonderful amazing story about my treasure rock.
<Athena> Ohboy, here we go. >.>
<Keeper> I've always loved history and ruins and treasure and stuff. And then I found this! My own historical treasure ruin! ^_^ It's got this sweet-ass magical inscription and everything.
<Athena> Ooooooooh.
<Keeper> This thing is totally bound to be important to the plot at some point, right?
<Athena> Yeah, totally. I'm glad we got it back.
<Keeper> Anyway, so that's why I want to be an explorer. There are these explorer teams and stuff and I want to join one... but I'm such a coward. :< Maybe you'd like to come with me? I mean, you're an amnesiac who thinks you're a human, so you probably don't have anything better to do anyway. We could make a team of the two of us!
<Athena> Sure. wynaut.jpg
<Keeper> That's the spirit! Let's go sign-up! ^_^
And so Athena and Keeper formed their own exploration team and it was the best ever. The end.
Well, not really the
end end, but, you know, the end of the chapter. Sheesh this felt like it was a long chapter.