RE: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: The Deserts of Kahan RPG (1,000+ posts in three days. You guys are awesome.)
*gets slapped*
"My first of many slaps. Marissa, calm down. We were looking for you, but then the trio we were warned about came, and then Mike came and attacked us. I tried to use Seismic Toss, but I broke my leg. So, Mike is back, and he wants us all dead."