RE: Pokebeach Sprite Image Caption Contest! [Contest 4 ends 8/14/10 at 5:00 AM EDT.] {Co-owned by Ice Espeon}
Here's a very, very lengthy caption
Triplet 1: So, this is Rustboro City, huh?
Triplet 2: Yeah, seems like a pretty busy place! I wonder where the local store could be...
Triplet 3: Hey, let's ask that guy over there, maybe he can help us.
Triplets 1 & 2: OK!
Triplet 3: Um, excuse me Mr., we're looking for the store, could you please tell us the way?
Steven: Oh, hello young ladies! I'm afraid the store has been destroyed recently. You see, Roxanne, the Gym Leader has been stalked by this guy, Brock, for the last 4 months. Her grandpa got worried and founded the REBA (Roxanne's Elderly Bodyguard Association). One day the REBA had prepared a Roxanne dummy and equipped it with a bomb. The plan was to fool Brock into believing the dummy was the real Roxanne and then blow him up. Unfortunately Joseph, who was in charge of taking care of the dummy, activated the 10-second countdown of the time-fuzed bomb while he tried to hide the Roxanne-imitation in the storage of the shop. I guess you can figure out the rest of the story by yourselves...
Triplet 2: So there's no shop here anymore?
Steven: Yeah, I'm sorry. Why don't you visit our brandnew Pokémon Zoo instead? We even have LEGENDARIES!
Triplet 1: No, thank you. We only came here for the shop.
Triplet 3: I guess we should go home now, there's just nothing interesting here anymore. Goodbye Mr.!
Steven: Bye young ladies!
...Don't look at me like that, I told you it was lengthy >_> I guess the punch line becomes a bit secondary after this long story about Brock, Roxanne and the REBA, but whatever