Random funny quotes thread

[Fridge]

Playing dodgeball.

"STOP" shouts the PE teacher

"IN THE NAME OF LOOVEEE" scrames my friend.

We all cracked up.

 

[SrSpoony]

Oh here's one that happened at school:
My Teacher: "I better get payed this week, I've been doing this job for way too long."
Me: "Hehehe that's what she said!"
Class: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

 

[dmaster]

Lol^

Me: Did she cut you with Scizors?

Pokemon Humor. :3

dmaster out.

 

[SrSpoony]

^ Wow really? hahahaha

Here's another one: I took out his name so he wont be too embarrassed

ok how about this
my

Underground Expedition and pokemon rescue for a lvlx

no

Underground Expedition and pokemon rescue and plus power and duskball for a lvl x

I'll have to pass

o okey but wat do you want for a lvl x

your soul and about half my wants list

 

[Blue Thunder]

I remember reading this one a few months ago, and I thought it was kind of funny, so I'll post it:

According to the latest world survey, 75% of all people make up three-fourths of the world's population.

 

[penny power]

I remember reading this one a few months ago, and I thought it was kind of funny, so I'll post it:

According to the latest world survey, 75% of all people make up three-fourths of the world's population.

That's an epic failure and very sad.

 

[Rayquaza95]

I profiled this quote. Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, they die.

 

[infmach]

lv.x's are the most common, you should sell them for about 50 cents each.

Oh, good thing I sold my Flygon LV. X for $2. Man what a great deal I got.

I almost cried

 

[ditto_rules]

Like the captain of the smugling ship said to the blacksmith, "What Jamacian?"
(He is asking "what ja makin" what are you making)

 

[Rummage]

[18:26] <Platinum26> dont say Stolen
[18:26] <Platinum26> in wariopower
[18:26] <PBGuest63> uhhh
[18:26] <Platinum26> dont
[18:26] <PBGuest63> i wasnt planning on it but ok
[18:27] <Platinum26> good

 

[GrimsChild]

"I don't need to get a life, I'm a gamer! I have lots of lives!"

 

[42 chocolate]

My Sister: "Why isn't the playstation turning on?"
Me: "Have you tried plugging it in?"

xD this actually happened.

 

[Lolmonster]

"I saw a SQUEERELLL!"

 

[meowth14]

I can't believe I haven't thought about posting this yet! This is something that happened with my little brother in school...

Teacher- "What language do we speak?"
My brother- "English."
Teacher- "No, that's what the British speak. We speak American."

I also had a sub once that said America has 52 states. XD

 

[PMJfan001]

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!"

 

[Mr. Random]

"HM I WONDER IF I CAN DEVELOP A WAY FOR HUMANS TO LIVE WITHOUT A HEAD, BETTER TEST ON BUNNIES FIRST"

"I'm a very good housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

 

[PokeChamp]

"Shorts are comfy and easy to wear!"

Surely everyone can recognize this quote? It's a random youngster from Red/Blue/FireRed/LeafGreen.

 

[afstandopleren]

"I know the capital of Paris!" Some boy in a random Canadian cartoon.

 

[ditto_rules]

Me:"Hey do you know what lice looks like?"
My Freind:"No, what doesit look like?'
Me:I reach behind his head and pluck out some of his hair, showit to him and say, "Lice looks like this."

 

[StarlightSearcher]

From the Kirby Anime (English dubbed)

Escargoon's talking to Dedede as Dedede is eating potato chips.

Escargoon:
You know you're a real couch potato. You're as a big as a couch and you're full of potatoes.