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I was about to write that too, but I previewed mai post. Suckerssss.
/me avoided a double ninja'
/me avoided a double ninja'
The cigarette was already lit.
EDIT: The grammar nazi fails at his own game.
EDIT: The grammar nazi fails at his own game.
They put it under the sun to illuminate/light it. lolno
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
SHE MARRIED A DISH RAG!
no?
hmm...
no?
hmm...
No, no, and no, but shampoo was a little close. 
He survives being shot?
Her husband is surprisingly resilient?
Still no. Think about the ways she triple-killed him. Then find a connection.
Preview Edit: BrOken has the right idea.
Preview Edit: BrOken has the right idea.
She married aqua man. He was going into a diabetic coma, so she shot him with insulin. Then, she held him under water because he can breathe easier in water. When he did start breathing again, she took him out and hung him over the side of the tub to get his blood flowing. After he regained conciousness, she popped a tv dinner in the microwave and they ate them while watching M*A*S*H*
simple
simple
I lol'd. As simple as that is, it's a bit more complicated simple than that.