Riddles

HypnoticLuxray said:
They put it under the sun to illuminate/light it. lolno

A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
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Shoot as in takes a picture, holds him under water could be a shower, I'm not sure about the hanging. lol.
 
catutie said:
;D good one shampoo

fine ill do one that annoyed me cause i couldnt get it (its a really bad pun...well the answer is)

Three men in a boat had a cigarette, but they had no match, fire, or lighter. How did they light the cigarette's?
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i guess ill just answer mine >_>

they threw out one cigarette thus making the boat a cigarette lighter

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh....i hate that one.

and he is a dish rag, she shot him with soap, washed the dishes for 5 min then hung him to dry. and when she was done she brought him over to watch America's Got Talent with her :p
 
Shoots a picture, has a dark room where she developes pictures, then hangs it up to dry. Thank you Xdogking!

Or she shot him with tomato sauce, was worried it would stain so she imediatly washed it, the hung it up and then finished making the spaghetti?
 
shampoo-thief said:
I like the aqua man answer better. Why would she be messing with chemicals right before dinner anyway? lol
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Maybe she's actually planning on killing him.

What lives when you feed it, but dies when you give it water?
 
>_> HL you get another one for having that be so hard lol :p

Two men can dig 2 holes in 2 days. How long does it take one man to dig half a hole?
 
Oh right. Whatever a hole is, it has to be a hole. So it will take him however long it takes to dig, but you can't have half a hole.
 
You cannot dig half a hole. No matter the size, it is a whole hole.

Lives when you feed it, dies with water... A baby allergic to water? Ive got nothing
 
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