Rubbish Online Translators

Translators don't take regional nuances, phrases, or double meanings into consideraton. Like "I have to go pick something up" may translate as "I have to pick this up (a thing that is within the speakers reach). They go for the most literal translation that it is programmed to do.

http://www.babylon.com/ , to me, is one of the more accurate free translation software/website. I use it for languages I do not or unable to translate into. Other then that, I don't use it much. Only when I need the general idea of a statement.

Here is something I wrote 印Japanese and translated:

Translated:
Then let's eat immediately!Fine weather poorness!Because it is a hamburger steak size enthusiast, I want to eat the truth to Macdonough Ndo.

What I wrote: Let's go eat soon! I am starving. I love hamburgers so I want to go to McDonald's.
 
I understand how translators work. Colloquialisms are ignored etc. This thread is just really about how exasperating they can be. (And amusing :D)
 
Google translate speaks it aloud. It's funny :)

This is in Hatian Creole

Go Pikachu! Go find Santa so the whole world can get presents for tommorow. Oh no, stop team rocket with thunderbolt.

to

Go Pikachu! Go Santa so the world can present to the future. Oh no, stop rocket team and tonèr.

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On Christmas eve Scrooge was visited by 3 ghosts. One representing the past, one representing the present, and one representing the future. It changed his opinion of life and saved Tiny Tim's life.

to

On Christmas Eve Scrooge was visited by 3 ghosts. One represents the past, one represents the present, and represents a future. She changed her opinion of life and save Tiny Tim's.
 
K guys... I had fun with this one. Here's the reference... if you don't get it. http://www.halolz.com/2010/11/05/portable-atrocities/ We went to japanese and then back to english.

Here is the English
I wish to become the unquestionable champion.
Unlike any gentlemen who ever had the pleasure to exist.
To encapsulate thine is my true task.
To discipline thine is my enterprise.

I shall traverse this widened space.
My search conducted distantly and thoroughly.
Education my portable atrocities to fathom
Thine energy that exists within.

Portable Atrocities!
(Must be Encapsulated en masse!)
It is thine and I
I am certain that this is my fate.
Portable Atrocities!
Verily, thou art my greatest ally,
upon a planet that requires protection.

Portable Atrocities!
(Must be Encapsulated en masse!)
Thine spirit is so steadfast,
Our fearlessness shall carry ye to safe harbor.
Thou shall instruct me and I shall instruct thee,
Portable Atrocities!
Must be Encapsulated en masse!
(Must be Encapsulated en masse!)

All trials that arise throughout my journey,
Will be met with fortitude.
To verily confront foes daily
to assert my deserved position

Join me in thy quest as the instant is fortuitous,
A greater party thou shalt not find,
Hand in hand we shall triumph in this conquest,
For that has been our true goal all along.

Portable Atrocities!
(Must be Encapsulated en masse!)
It is thine and I,
I am certain this is my fate.
Portable Atrocities!
Verily thou art my greatest ally,
upon a planet that requires protection.

Portable Atrocities!
(Must be Encapsulated en masse!)
Thine spirit is so steadfast,
Our fearlessness shall carry ye to safe harbor.
Thou shall instruct me and I shall instruct thee,
Portable Atrocities!
Must be Encapsulated en masse!
Must be Encapsulated en masse!
Portable Atrocities!



HERE IS THE ENGRISH
I think that's indisputable champion.
And every gentleman had ever existed joy is different.
To encapsulate thine is my real job.
Discipline you are in my company.

I shall pass through this expansion space.
I find that far, we thoroughly.
Education is to understand the atrocities Portable
That exists within your energy.

Portable atrocities!
(You must encapsulate all together!)
It is you and me
I am convinced that this is my destiny.
Portable atrocities!
Indeed, my biggest ally thy
On the planet that need protection.

Portable atrocities!
(You must encapsulate all together!)
Because your mind is firmly
Our bravery, ye shall be a safe port.
You must tell me and I shall instruct you,
Portable atrocities!
Must be encapsulated in large numbers!
(You must encapsulate all together!)

Through all the trials that occur in my journey,
Are filled with indomitable spirit.
Indeed face an enemy every day
I deserve a position to claim

Moment, when by chance, I joined your quest
You party big shalt find
Hand in hand, we must conquer to win this
Have been trying to please our real goal all along it.

Portable atrocities!
(You must encapsulate all together!)
It is you and me
I am convinced that this is my destiny.
Portable atrocities!
Thy of my biggest allies,
On the planet that need protection.

Portable atrocities!
(You must encapsulate all together!)
Because your mind is firmly
Our bravery, ye shall be a safe port.
You must tell me and I shall instruct you,
Portable atrocities!
Must be encapsulated in large numbers!
Must be encapsulated in large numbers!
Portable atrocities!




IT ACTUALLY DID PRETTY WELL :O
 
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five gold rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five gold rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

to

In the eleventh day of the Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten heads a-good
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a milking,
Seven signs of a swim,
Six Geese a-laying,
Five golden rings
Four calling birds,
Three chicken French,
Turtle of pigeons,
And a partridge in a tree weight.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Twelve drum drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten heads a-good
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a milking,
Seven signs of a swim,
Six Geese a-laying,
Five golden rings
Four calling birds,
Three chicken French,
Turtle of pigeons,
And a partridge in a tree beans!
 
Another to Korean and back:

Notes: Rohbushin (Unova's Machamp) and Gigaiasu (Unova's Golem) are not in the set despite their Basic and Stage 1 forms being present. The three elemental monkeys are identical except for their elemental attacks, just like in the video games. Gothruzelle's ability is like Vileplume EX's Poke-Body. Gegegearl has an Energy Trans Poke-Power for Metal Energies. Ranculus is the equivalent of Base Set Alakazam. Enbuoh has a Fire-type version of Rain Dance, but can attach to any Pokemon, not just Fire-types (combining the best aspects of Rain Dance and Energy Storm). Kenhorou is useless, like every bird since Pidgeot FRLG. Crash Hammer is a renamed Energy Removal 2, Professor Araragi is the Supporter version of Professor Oak, and Pokemon Catcher is a renamed Gust of Wind. Recycle is a word for word reprint of the Fossil card. PlusPower and Great Ball have both been eratta'd, as reported months ago. Revive and Energy Retrieval are also updates of their Base Set counterparts, both losing the penalties associated with the originals.

to:

Note: Rohbushin the (Unova's Machamp) and Gigaiasu (Unova the golem), their main stage set, despite there not a form. Three elements, the monkeys just like video games, they are the same except for the elemental attacks. The ability of Gothruzelle Vileplume EX pepper - the body is equal to. Gegegearl metal energy for energy trading pepper - are strong. Voila Ranculus of the default settings are the same. Enbuoh, but with non-dance version of a burning type of fire type Pokemon, as well as (non-energy dance and combine the best aspects of the storm) can be attached to. Since the Pidgeot FRLG Kenhorou all bird, is useless. Hammer down and renamed the energy removed two, a professor Araragi, and Professor Oak is the version of the supporters of the wind pokemon catcher is the name of a blast. Recycling of fossil card is a word for word reprint. Report PlusPower months converter all great ball, eratta'd been. Revived and the energy load of his own corresponding set of data updates, the source may be associated with two penalties to lose.
 
Ice Espeon said:
Oh no, stop rocket team and tonèr.

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*Moved to Game Corner*
 
Original: "Question 1: What is the capital of the United States of America?"

Jeremy panicked. He had no idea where he was to begin with. How can he possibly tell his teacher where the nation's capital was?

Jap'n'Back: "Question 1: Where is the capital of the United States?"

Jeremy panic. I had him at all. How he is probably the country's capital, I can tell his teacher?
 
Some to Croatian and back:

Find secrets from the past and future!
Transfer CELEBI to Pokémon Black
Version or Pokémon White Version for a
special encounter! Save the game once
you receive CELEBI at a Poké Mart.

Find the secrets of the past and future!
Transfer Çelebi in Pokémon Black
Version or Pokémon White Version
special meeting! Save a game
Çelebi get the Poké Mart.

Please enjoy this MEW - a special
gift to celebrate generations of
Pokémon fans! Be sure to save the game
once you receive MEW at a Poké Mart.

Please enjoy this gull - Special
a gift to celebrate the generations
Pokémon fans! Be sure to save the game
Once you have the gull in the Poké Mart.

How is Mew....
 
Mudkip: Pokémon mud fish. Mudkip will see what's going on around it, using the radar is sensitive to the fin on his head. In a pinch, you can wield enough power to crush rocks.

(What I wrote: "Mudkip: The mud fish Pokemon. Mudkip uses the sensitive radar in its head fin to determine what's going on around it. In a pinch, it can brandish enough power to crush rocks.")
 
To Italian and back:
Original statement: I like pie because it's got that canada.
New statement: Like the cake, because it's got that canada.
 
From:
Ripsticks are awesome because they can glide.

To Macedonian and Back:
Ripsticks are awesome because they can devise.
(Used Google Translate)

From:
I enjoy going on bike rides. The feeling of speed is unbelieveable. I enjoy going down hills.

To Greek and Back:
I enjoy in the tours of bicycles. The sentiment of speed is unbelieveable. I enjoy under the hills.

To Greek, then French, then English again:
I enjoyed with the turns bicycles. The feeling speed is unbelieveable. I enjoyed under the hills.
(Used Babelfish)
 
Lol SR :)

As for the tree - weight/beans, I think the "!" must have done it.
 
In response to VY's sig:

to Japanese and back

(what I wrote)Team Typhoon- Taking down the Format! Discuss about City Championships.

The team format will bring down the typhoon! Discuss the city championship.
 
Here's what I wrote:

Some flowers will bloom in Spring while others are still dead from the fierce cold from Winter.

From Japanese and back:

From the intense cold of winter and the other, some flowers bloom in the spring while you are still dead.
What's that supposed to mean?
 
This: Pokemon is awesome, I even play their trading card game, video games, and watch the anime to:

Pokemon it keeps being surprised, I do the game and the video game of [toredeingukado] of layer, look at anime.

and


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pokemon is awesome,
and I love you.
To:
The roses are red,
the violets are blue,
Pokemon is impressive,
and I love you.
 
Everyone remembers Three Little Pigs, yes? So, I'm going to do from English to Chinese and back, then English to Chinese to Japanese and back, then finally English to Chinese to Japanese to Yiddish and back. (With Google) By the way, this is the version from England.

Original Story:
Code:
There was once upon a time a pig who lived with her three children on a large, comfortable, old-fashioned farmyard. The eldest of the little pigs was called Browny, the second Whitey, and the youngest and best looking Blacky. Now Browny was a very dirty little pig, and, I am sorry to say, spent most of his time rolling and wallowing about in the mud. He was never so happy as on a wet day, when the mud in the farmyard got soft, and thick, and slab. Then he would steal away from his mother's side, and finding the muddiest place in the yard, would roll about in it and thoroughly enjoy himself. 

His mother often found fault with him for this, and would shake her head sadly and say, "Ah, Browny! Some day you will be sorry that you did not obey your old mother."

But no words of advice or warning could cure Browny of his bad habits.

Whitey was quite a clever little pig, but she was greedy. She was always thinking of her food, and looking forward to her dinner. And when the farm girl was seen carrying the pails across the yard, she would rise up on her hind legs and dance and caper with excitement. As soon as the food was poured into the trough she jostled Blacky and Browny out of the way in her eagerness to get the best and biggest bits for herself. Her mother often scolded her for her selfishness, and told her that someday she would suffer for being so greedy and grabbing.

Blacky was a good, nice little pig, neither dirty nor greedy. He had nice dainty ways (for a pig), and his skin was always as smooth and shining as black satin. He was much cleverer than Browny and Whitey, and his mother's heart used to swell with pride when she heard the farmer's friends say to each other that someday the little black fellow would be a prize pig.

Now the time came when the mother pig felt old and feeble and near her end. One day she called the three little pigs round her and said, "My children, I feel that I am growing old and weak, and that I shall not live long. Before I die I should like to build a house for each of you, as this dear old sty in which we have lived so happily will be given to a new family of pigs, and you will have to turn out. Now, Browny, what sort of a house would you like to have?"

"A house of mud," replied Browny, looking longingly at a wet puddle in the corner of the yard.

"And you, Whitey?" said the mother pig in rather a sad voice, for she was disappointed that Browny had made so foolish a choice.

"A house of cabbage," answered Whitey, with a mouth full, and scarcely raising her snout out of the trough in which she was grubbing for some potato parings.

"Foolish, foolish child!" said the mother pig, looking quite distressed. "And you, Blacky?" turning to her youngest son. "What sort of a house shall I order for you?"

"A house of brick, please mother, as it will be warm in winter and cool in summer, and safe all the year round."

"That is a sensible little pig," replied his mother, looking fondly at him. "I will see that the three houses are got ready at once. And now one last piece of advice. You have heard me talk of our old enemy the fox. When he hears that I am dead, he is sure to try and get hold of you, to carry you off to his den. He is very sly and will no doubt disguise himself, and pretend to be a friend, but you must promise me not to let him enter your houses on any pretext whatever."

And the little pigs readily promised, for they had always had a great fear of the fox, of whom they had heard many terrible tales.

A short time afterwards the old pig died, and the little pigs went to live in their own houses.

Browny was quite delighted with his soft mud walls and with the clay floor, which soon looked like nothing but a big mud pie. But that was what Browny enjoyed, and he was as happy as possible, rolling about all day and making himself in such a mess.

One day, as he was lying half asleep in the mud, he heard a soft knock at his door, and a gentle voice said, "May I come in, Master Browny? I want to see your beautiful new house."

"Who are you?" said Browny, starting up in great fright, for though the voice sounded gentle, he felt sure it was a feigned voice, and he feared it was the fox.

"I am a friend come to call on you," answered the voice.

"No, no," replied Browny, "I don't believe you are a friend. You are the wicked fox, against whom our mother warned us. I won't let you in."

"Oho! Is that the way you answer me?" said the fox, speaking very roughly in his natural voice. "We shall soon see who is master here," and with his paws he set to work and scraped a large hole in the soft mud walls. A moment later he had jumped through it, and catching Browny by the neck, flung him on his shoulders and trotted off with him to his den.

The next day, as Whitey was munching a few leaves of cabbage out of the corner of her house, the fox stole up to her door, determined to carry her off to join her brother in his den. He began speaking to her in the same feigned gentle voice in which he had spoken to Browny. But it frightend her very much when he said, "I am a friend come to visit you, and to have some of your good cabbage for my dinner."

"Please don't touch it," cried Whitey in great distress. "The cabbages are the walls of my house, and if you eat them you will make a hole, and the wind and rain will come in and give me a cold. Do go away. I am sure you are not a friend, but our wicked enemy the fox." 

And poor Whitey began to whine and to whimper, and to wish that she had not been such a greedy little pig, and had chosen a more solid material than cabbages for her house. But it was too late now, and in another minute the fox had eaten his way through the cabbage walls, and had caught the trembling, shivering Whitey and carried her off to his den.

The next day the fox started off for Blacky's house, because he had made up his mind that he would get the three little pigs together in his den, and then kill them, and invite all his friends to a feast. But when he reached the brick house, he found that the door was bolted and barred, so in his sly manner he began, "Do let me in, dear Blacky. I have brought you a present of some eggs that I picked up in a farmyard on my way here."

"No, no, Mister Fox," replied Blacky. "I am not gong to open my door to you. I know your cunning ways. You have carried off poor Browny and Whitey, but you are not going to get me."

At this the fox was so angry that he dashed with all his force against the wall, and tried to knock it down. But it was too strong and well built. And though the fox scraped and tore at the bricks with his paws, he only hurt himself, and at last he had to give it up, and limp away with his forepaws all bleeding and sore.

"Never mind!" he cried angrily as he went off. "I'll catch you another day, see if I don't, and won't I grind your bones to powder when I have got you in my den!" And he snarled fiercely and showed his teeth.

Next day Blacky had to go into the neighboring town to do some marketing and to buy a big kettle. As he was walking home with it slung over his shoulder, he heard a sound of steps stealthily creeping after him. For a moment his heart stood still with fear, and then a happy thought came to him. He had just reached the top of a hill, and could see his own little house nestling at the foot of it among the trees. In a moment he had snatched the lid off the kettle and had jumped in himself. Coiling himself round, he lay quite snug in the bottom of the kettle, while with his foreleg he managed to put the lid on, so that he was entirely hidden. With a little kick from the inside, he started the kettle off, and down the hill it rolled full tilt. And when the fox came up, all that he saw was a large black kettle spinning over the ground at a great pace. Very much disappointed, he was just going to turn away, when he saw the kettle stop close to the little brick house, and a moment later, Blacky jumped out of it and escaped with the kettle into the housed, when he barred and bolted the door, and put the shutter up over the window.

"Oho!" exclaimed the fox to himself. "You think you will escape me that way, do you? We shall soon see about that, my friend." And very quietly and stealthily he prowled round the house looking for some way to climb onto the roof.

In the meantime Blacky had filled the kettle with water, and having put it on the fire, sat down quietly waiting for it to boil. Just as the kettle was beginning to sing, and steam to come out of the spout, he heard a sound like a soft, muffled step, patter, patter, patter overhead, and the next moment the fox's head and forepaws were seen coming down the chimney. But Blacky very wisely had not put the lid on the kettle, and, with a yelp of pain, the fox fell into the boiling water, and before he could escape, Blacky had popped the lid on, and the fox was scalded to death.

As soon as he was sure that their wicked enemy was really dead, and could do them no further harm, Blacky started off to rescue Browny and Whitey. As he approached the den he heard piteous grunts and squeals from his poor little brother and sister who lived in constant terror of the fox killing and eating them. But when they saw Blacky appear at the entrance to the den, their joy knew no bounds. He quickly found a sharp stone and cut the cords by which they were tied to a stake in the ground, and then all three started off together for Blacky's house, where they lived happily ever after. And Browny quite gave up rolling in the mud, and Whitey ceased to be greedy, for they never forgot how nearly these faults had brought them to an untimely end.

English to Chinese and back:
Code:
There was a time, the pig who lived with her three children in a large, comfortable, old-fashioned farmyard. Big small pig is called Browny, the second Whitney, as well as the youngest and most beautiful Blacky. Now Browny was a very dirty pig, and I'm sorry to say, most of his time is spent rolling around in the mud wallow. He had never been so happy because in the wet day, when the farm he had mud soft, thick, plate. Then he would steal his mother's side, and find muddiest place in the yard, will be rolling in it and fully enjoy themselves. 

His mother and he often found that the failure, and will sadly shook his head and said: "ah, Browny! One day you will regret it, do not you listen to your old mother." 

However, no advice or warning text can cure Browny of his bad habits. 

White is a very smart pig, but she was greedy. She is always thinking about her food, and looking forward to her dinner. Be considered when the country girl carrying buckets across the yard, she would stand up, and her hind legs, dancing and jumping excited. As long as the food into the trough, she squeezes Blacky and Browny out of the way in her desire to get the best and largest place for herself. Her mother often scolded her for her selfishness, and told her that one day she would be so greedy and predatory. 

Blacky was a good, cute little pig, neither dirty nor greedy. He has good attention to method (a pig), his skin is always the same shiny black satin. He is very smart than to Browny and Whitey, and his mother's heart to be proud of, when she heard the farmer's friend told each other that one day little black guy will be a prize pig. 

Now the time came when the mother pig was old and feeble, near the end of her. One day, she called the three little pigs round her and said: "My child, I feel I am growing old, weak, and that I will not live long. Before I die I want to build a house for each you, because my dear pen, we have lived so happily will get a new family of pigs, you will have to shut down. Now, Browny, what kind of house you want to eat? " 

"A house of mud," replied Browny, looking long in the wet puddle in the corner of the yard. 

"And you, White?" Pig mother said, in rather a sad voice, because she was disappointed that Browny had made such a stupid choice. 

"A house of cabbage, replied:" Whitney, and the mouth full, she almost raised nose low, she is raising money to some potato peeler. 

"Silly, silly boy!" Pig mother said, it is extremely sad. "And you, Blacky?" About her little son. "What kind of house do you want me?" 

"The house is brick, please mother, as it will be a warm winter and cool in summer, safe year round." 

"This is a wise pig," replied his mother, looked at him affectionately. "I see three houses were ready again. This is the last word of advice. You have heard me speak of our old enemy the fox. When he heard I was dead, he would try to catch you, you go to fulfill his the study. He was very cunning, no doubt disguised himself, pretending to be friends, but you must promise me not to let him into your house under any pretext whatever. " 

The pigs readily promised, because they always had a great fear of the fox, which they have heard many horror stories. 

Laozhu died shortly after, pigs live in their own homes. 

Browny very pleased with his soft walls and clay layers, and soon seemed just a big mud pie. However, this is what Browny enjoyed, and he was happy as possible, rolling all day to make itself in such a mess. 

One day, he lay in mud half asleep, he heard a soft knock at his door, a soft voice said: "I can come in, Master Browny? I want to see your beautiful new house. " 

"Who are you?" Said Browny, starting in fright, because although the voice sounded gentle, he was convinced that this is a pretend voice, and he worried that this is the fox. 

"I have a friend come to visit you," he answered the voice. 

"No, no," replied Browny, "I do not believe you are a friend. You are the wicked fox, against whom our mother warned us. I will not let you in" 

"Oh! Is that the way you answer me?" Fox said, speaking very roughly in his natural voice. "We will soon see who is the master," and with his paw, he set to work, scraping a hole in the soft walls. A moment later, he jumped it, and catch up with Browny's neck, he threw over his shoulder, and he throws with his lair. 

The next day, White was chewing a few leaves of cabbage out of the corner of her house, the fox stole up to her door, determined to take her to her brother in his study. He began to pretend that she in the same gentle voice, he spoke to, Browny. But frightend she was, he said: "I am a friend to see you, you have some good cabbage for my dinner." 

"Please do not touch it," Whitney cried in great distress. "Cabbage is the wall of my house, if you eat them, you will make a hole, the wind and rain will come and give me a cold. Do not go away. I believe that you are not friends, but our wicked enemy the fox." 

White started to complain about the poor and the cry, and hope that she never had such a greedy pig, and have chosen a more solid material than cabbages for her house. But it was too late, and in a minute or two, the fox ate the cabbage wall of his way and has caused a trembling, trembling White, took her to his study. 

The next day, the fox began to close Blacky's house, because he has made up his mind, he will get three little pigs together in his study, and then kill them, and invite all his friends to dinner. But when he reached the brick house, he found the door was fixed, and prohibited, so cunning in his way, he began, "you let me in, dear Blacky. I brought you a present, some eggs, I picked up the way the farmyard. " 

"No, no, Mr. Fox," replied Blacky. "I'm not opening my door work for you. I know your cunning ways. You took poor Browny and Whitey, but you will not get me." 

At this time, the fox was very angry, and he rushed with all his strength against the wall, and tried to knock down. However, it is too strong, burly. Although the fox in the scraping, tearing up the bricks with his paws, he only hurt himself, and eventually he had to give up, and limped away with his front paws all the bleeding and pain. 

"Never mind!" He cried angrily, he went away. "I'll catch you another day, if I do not see, I do not wear pink when your bones I have you in my study!" He growled fiercely, showing his teeth. 

Blacky the next day into the neighboring cities had to do some promotion, and buy a large bottle. When he was walking home with it slung over his shoulder, he heard a voice of the steps, he quietly spread. For a moment his heart stood still with fear, and then a happy thought came to him. He had just reached the summit of a hill, you can see his own little house nestling at its foot in the trees. In a moment he had snatched the kettle lid, and jumped in their own. Coiling himself round, he was lying quite comfortable in the bottom of the kettle, and with his forelegs, he successfully put the lid on and let him completely hidden. A small ball from the inside out, he started the kettle off, roll down the hill will be full. When the fox came, all he saw was a large black kettle on the ground, rotating at a great pace. Very disappointed that he was about to turn away when he saw the pot to stop near the small brick house, a moment later, Blacky jumped out to escape, and with a water bottle into the living, when he canceled, and bolted the door, and to lie on the window shutter . 

"Oh!" He cried himself. "Do you think you can escape me, do you? We will soon see, my friend." And very quiet, he secretly wandering around the house looking for some way up the roof. 

In the meantime Blacky kettle filled with water, and has put it on the fire, quietly sit waiting for it to boil. As the kettle began to sing, the steam out of the spout, he heard a voice like a soft, low, step, tap, tap, tapping his head, the next moment the fox's head and forepaws to see down the chimney. But Blacky very wisely had not put the lid on the kettle, and with cries of pain, the fox fell into the boiling water, before he could escape, Blacky suddenly appeared on the cover, the fox was scalded to death. 

When he was convinced that the evil of their enemies really dead, they can do no further harm, Blacky started off to rescue Browny and White. As he approached the study, he heard the poor grunts and screams from his poor brother and sister who lived in constant terror of the Holocaust and the fox to eat. But when they saw Blacky study appears in the doorway, their joy knew no bounds. He soon found a sharp stone and cut off the wires, so that they were tied to a stake on the ground, and then all three started off with Blacky's house, where they lived happily ever after. The Browny quite gave up rolling in the mud, White no longer is greedy, because they never forget how close these failures lead to a premature end to them.

English to Chinese to Japanese and back:
Code:
Time is a large, comfortable and had a pig and three children lived in her old farm. Big pig little brownish, of Whitney, as has been called the most beautiful youngest Blackie. It is now brownish dirty swine, I am most sorry to say their time is spent rolling around on the mud wallow. He was a rainy day when you were not very happy because he's soft mud, thick plates were farm. Then he would steal in the garden of his mother's side to locate muddiest are rolling in it, please enjoy yourself completely. 

His mother and his frequent failure, found that shook his head and said sadly: "Oh, you are brownish one day regret it, your mother is not old Listen to me! " 

However, the text of the advice and warnings can be cured of his bad habits brownish. 

White is a very smart pig, she was greedy. She is always looking for her dinner and forward thinking of her cooking. Go dancing with excitement, and her legs, a country girl with a bucket of the whole garden, please consider if she would stand up. As long as the food trough, to squeeze her way Blackie and Brownie for her desire to get the best and largest place for him. Her mother often scolded her for her selfishness, her greed and plunder the very day she said. 

Blackie is a good, cute little pig was too dirty greedy either. His skin, his glossy black satin case always the same method (pork) is good attention. He is a very brownish and Whitey, and she is a friend of farmers smarter, one day, when I heard the little black man told each other that the prize pig, his mother's heart is proud I think. 

Sows near the end of her time has come now when they are old and feeble. One day, she has three little pigs, he called her around: "My child, I feel called growing old and weak, I do not live before I die, I I believe this is to make each house. because you my dear pen, we need you to shut down, so get a new family of pigs has been living in the fun. Now, the house kind you eat? brownies " 

"House of the mud," brownish, long look wet puddle in a corner of the garden, said. 

She is brownish, because it was disappointed that such a stupid choice "and you are white?" My mother is a pig, but rather in a sad voice said. 

"House of cabbage, replied:" Whitney, mouth full, she mostly, she has raised less money in the nose is raised some of the potato peeler. 

"Silly, silly boy!" Said the mother pig, it is very sad. "And, Blackie?" For her young son. "What house do you want me?" 

"The house is brick, so that a mild winter, summer, cool in Toshikazu Naka safety please my mother." 

"This is a sensible pig," and his mother looked at him lovingly answered. "I do not, please refer to was ready again three houses. This is the last word of advice. You have heard of a fox old enemy of us. He died I was when I heard, he would try to catch you study him you are really going, he is very cunning, his friend pretended to doubt, but in disguise, what you are in any Under the excuse I need to promise not to let him into your house. " 

They are always so they had a big fear foxes have heard many horror stories, pigs readily promised. 

Laozhu the pigs died after living in their homes. 

Brownies are satisfied with their soft clay walls and looked just like a big mud pie soon. However, this should be fun to brownish, one day he rolled himself to such confusion, I was happy as possible. 

One day he was lying half asleep in the mud, he heard a soft knock on the door, a soft voice said: "I want to see your beautiful new home, come Masutaburauni Can you? " 

"Who Are You?" Brownish, the voice of the start of the fear to be felt gentle, he was convinced that the voices pretend this is, he is a fox which worried about that. 

"I have friends who visit," he replied a voice. 

"No, no," Brownie "I do not believe your friend. I do not let mother who has been warning us. For you are evil fox" and answered. 

"Oh! How do you answer me?" Fox in his natural voice, very roughly speaking, he said. The front legs and "we will soon see who is the master," and he cut a hole in the wall of the software, please configure it to work. After a moment, he jumped it and catch up with brownish head, he threw him over his shoulder, he is thrown in his lair. 

The next day, the white fox was chewing on some of the cabbage leaves in the corner of her house, her door determined to take her to her brother in his study, up to steal. He is in a calm voice as she brownish he started to pretend he said. However, he said, she was frightened: "Have some good cabbage for my dinner, one of my friends come to visit you." 

"Do not touch it," Whitney cried in great distress. "Cabbage, if you eat them, and drilling, the walls of my house, the wind and the rain came, I give a cold. Do not go away. I am your friend fox evil enemies have not been determined. " 

White, she began to complain that poor people crying, but did not have such a greedy pig, I have chosen for the solid than the cabbage in her house . But it is two minutes too late, the fox, causing trembling walls of cabbage to eat his way, white shook and took her to his study. 

He is, he is his research together to display the three little pigs, kill them, I decided to invite all your friends to dinner the next day, fox, house Blackie now closed. But when he reached the brick house, he locked the door, it is forbidden, as he discovered the cunning, and he loves you Blackie. I have you now, let me, "began, some eggs, but I chose to farm." 

"No, no, Fox said," Blackie said. "I can not open my door to work for you. I know your cunning ways. You have a brownish and Whitey took the poor, you get me You can not. " 

This time, Fox was very angry, he hastily tried to knock down all his strength and the wall. However, it is strong too strong. Fox scraping his feet and tearing the bricks, but he only hurt himself, he eventually, limping away all the pain and bleeding and had to give up his paw. 

"I never!" He cried angrily, he went away. "If you do not see, I do not wear pink in your bones when you need to research, I'll catch you another day!" He Toothy, growled fiercely. 

Blackie the next day near the city to do some promotion, Kina Hiroshi had purchased a bottle. When he was walking home with a cast on his shoulder, he heard the voice of the procedure, he quietly spread. At the moment, his heart stood still with fear, thinking that he was happy. He had just reached the crest of the hill, a tree you can see his little house nestling in the foothills. Moment, he took the lid had jumped into his kettle. Wrap round himself, he was lying on his front legs quite comfortably in the bottom of the kettle, he successfully to cover, and let him completely hidden. The small ball from the inside, and he fills up the hill to roll start the kettle. When the fox came, all spinning at great pace saw him on the ground was a large black pot. He is very, when he saw it turn its back on the pot to stop near a small brick house that was disappointed, after a while Blackie is out to escape, he canceled life The water bottle and when, and bolted the door, then lay down on the window shutter. 

"Oh!" He cried to himself. "My friend, do we appear now? Do you think you can escape me." And very quiet, he is looking for some way to the roof to secretly wandering around the house. 

Burakkiketoru on the other hand, started the fire that filled with water, boil gently, sitting waiting for it. The kettle began to sing out a spout of steam, he would tap his head, tapping the head of the fox in the next moment, tap, soft paw to see the chimney shut, low I heard a voice like a step. But before he can escape, Blackie is very clever, and scream of pain and did not cover the kettle, fox fell into boiling water, Blackie suddenly appeared on the cover, the fox dies burned. 

He is truly evil enemy dead, they were convinced that if you can do further harm, to save Blackie began brownish white. His approach to the study, he heard the poor grunts screams from eating foxes lived in constant terror of the Holocaust and his poor brother and sister. But they will study Blackie, appears at the door when I saw the joy that knew no bounds. He soon found a sharp stone, so they were tied to stakes in the ground, cut the wire, Blackie started at home they lived happily ever all three. They have these obstacles, gave up rolling in the mud for quite brownish never forget how close they lead to an early exit, no longer white, and greed.

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Brownish, of Whitney, as was called the most beautiful Youngest blakkye. It is now Brownish dirty swine, I am most sorry to say their time is spent Rolling around in the mud Vallo. He was a rainy day when you were not very happy because he's soft mud, thick Plates were farm. He would steal into the garden of his mother's side to find muddyest are Rolling in it, please enjoy yourself completely. 

His mother and his frequent failure, found that shook his head and said Sadly, "Oh, you Brownish one day regret it, your mother is not old if at me!" 

However, the text of the advice and warnings can be cured of his bad Habits Brownish. 

White is a very smart pig, she was greedy. She is always looking for her dinner and forward Thinking of You Cooking. Go Dancing With Excitement, and her feet, a country girl with a bucket of the whole garden, please consider if it would stand up. As long as the food trough, to squeeze her way blakkye and Brownie for her desire to get the best and largest place for him. Her mother often Scolded her for her selfishness, her grid and plunder the very day she said. 

Blakkye is a good, cute little pig was too dirty greedy or. His skin, his Glossy black satin case always the same method (pork) is good attention. He is a very Brownish and Whitey, and she is a friend of farmers Smarter, one day, when I heard the little black man told each other that the prize pig, his mother's heart was proud I think. 

Owl near the end of her time has come now when they are old and weak. One day, she has three small feet, he called her around: "My child, I feel called Growing old and feeble, I do not live for I die, I I believe this is to make each house. Because you my dear spring, We need you to shut down, so get a new family of pigs has been living in the fun. Now, the house kind you eat? Brownies " 

"House of the mud, Brownish, long look wet puddle in a corner of the garden, he said. 

She Brownish, because it was Disappointed that such a stupid choice "and you are white?" My mother is a pig, but rather in a sad voice said. 

"House of cabbage, said:" Whitney, mouth full, she mostly, she has raised less money in the nose is raised some of the potato Peeler. 

"Silly, silly boy!" Said the mother pig, it is very sad. And, blakkye? For her young son. "What house do you want me?" 

The house is brick, so that a mild winter, summer, cool in toshikazu naka safety please my mother. " 

"This is a sensible pig, and his mother was at it Lovingly answered. "I do not, please refer to was ready again three houses. This is the last word of advice. You have heard of a fox old enemy of us. He died I was when I heard he would try to catch you learn it you are really going, he is very cunning, his friend Pretended to doubt, but no idea who you are in any under the pretext I need to promise not to let him into your house. " 

They are always so they have a great fear foxes have heard many horror stories, pigs readily promised. 

Laozhu the feet died after living in their homes. 

Brovnyes are satisfied with their soft clay walls and just like a big mud pie soon. However, it should be fun to Brownish, one day he Rolled in such confusion, I was happy as possible. 

One day he was lying half asleep in the mud, he heard a soft knock on the door, a soft voice said: "I want to see your beautiful new home, come masutaburauni could you?" 

"Who are you?" Brovnish, the sound of the start of the fear to be felt gentle, he was convinced that the voices prevent this, he is a fox who worried about that. 

"I have friends who visit," said a voice. 

"No, no," Brownie "I do not believe your friend. I do not let mother who has been warning us. For thou art evil fox" and changed. 

"Oh! How do you answer me?" Fox in his natural voice, very roughly speaking, he said. The front legs and "we will soon see who is the owner, and he cut a hole in the wall of the software, please Configure it to work. After a moment, he Jumped it and catch up with Brownish head, he had over his shoulder, he was thrown in his Lair. 

Another day, the white fox is Chewing on some of the cabbage leaves in the corner of her house, her door decided to take her to her brother in his study, up to steal. He is in a quiet voice as she Brownish he started to pretend he said. However, he said, she was scared, "have some good cabbage for my dinner, one of my friends come to visit you." 

"Do not touch it," Whitney wrote in great distress. "Kabbage, if you eat them, and triple, the walls of my house, the wind and the rain came, I give a cold. Do not go away. I am your friend Fox evil enemies have not been determined." 

White, she began to complain that poor people crying, but did not have such a greedy pig, I have chosen for the solid as the cabbage in her house. But it was two minutes too late, the fox, Causing trembling walls of cabbage to eat his way, white shook and took her to his study. 

He is, he is his research together to show the three small feet, kill them, I decided to invite all your friends to dinner the next day, Fox, House blakkye now closed. But when he reached the brick house, he blocked the door, it is forbidden, as He Discovered the sly, and he loves you blakkye. I have you now, let me, "began, some eggs, but I chose to farm." 

"No, no, Fox said," blakkye said. "I could not open my door to work for you. I know your cunning ways. You have a Brownish and Whitey took the poor, you get me you can not." 

This time, Fox was very angry, he hastily tried to knock down all his strength and the wall. However, it is strong to strong. Fox Scraping his feet and Tearing the Bricks, but he only hurt himself, he Eventually, limping away all the pain and Bleeding and to give up his paw. 

"I never!" He has written Angrily, he went away. "If you do not see, I do not wear pink in your legs when you need to research, I'll catch you another day!" He toothi, Growled Fiercely. 

Blakkye another day the neighboring towns to do some promotion, Keena main had purchased a bottle. When he went home with a cast on his shoulder, he heard the voice of the procedure, he still spread. In this moment, his heart stood still with fright, Thinking that he was happy. He has just reached the crest of the hill, a tree you can see his little house nestling in the Foothills. Moment, he took the lid has Jumped in his boiler. Wrap around himself, he lay on his front legs very Comfortably in the bottom of the boiler, he successfully to cover, and let it completely hidden. The small ball of the inside, and he feels up the hill to roll start the boiler. When the fox came, all spinning in great run saw him on the ground was a big black pot. He is very, when he saw it turn its back on the pot to stop near a small brick house that was Disappointed, after a while blakkye is out to escape, he Canceled live the water bottle and when, and Bolted the door, then add down on the window shutter. 

"Oh!" He cried to himself. "My friend, do we appear now? Do you think you can escape me." And very quiet, he is looking for some way to the roof to secretly wondering around the house. 

Burakkiketoru on the other hand, started the fire that filled with water, boil Gently, sitting waiting for him. The kettle began to sing out a Spout of steam, he would tap his head, taping the head of the fox in the next moment, tap, soft paw to see the chimney shut, low I heard a sound like a step. But before he can escape, blakkye is very clever, and scream of pain and did not cover the boiler, Fox fell in Boiling Water, blakkye suddenly appeared on the cover, the fox Days burned. 

He was really angry enemy dead, they were convinced that if you can do further damage to save blakkye started Brownish white. His approach to the study, he heard the poor Grants screams of eating foxes lived in constant terror of the Holocaust and his poor brother and sister. But they will learn blakkye, appears at the door when I saw the joy that knew no bounds. He soon found a sharp stone, so they were Tied to Stakes in the ground, cut the wire, blakkye started at home they lived happily ever all three. They have the drive, was Rolling in the mud for quite Brownish never forget how close they lead to an early exit, no longer white, and grid.

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