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[Hot N' Spicy]

I have a tip: put it in code lolz. Anyways I love it! So many screw ups especially in Japanese. This is probably going into an archive somewhere, for its awesomeness.

 

[Joeypals!!]

I fixed it for you Hyperbeem. The three little pigs is now in coding for easier reading.

 

[Decmaster]

Original phrase: "Hello, my name is Bob. I hate puppies, and I kick them to the moon every day. But one day, I tripped on a rock and fell into a pool of lava. I mutated into... a Muk."

English, Ukrainian, Korean, Albanian, English

New phrase: "Hi, my name is food time. I hate that dog hit the Moon every day. But one day, I sat on a rock and fell into a pool of lava. Mutation has been naneuro ... Pain."

Oh, silly Google Translator. How you make me laugh.

 

[Joeypals!!]

I'll do a 5 part Fairy Tale Story. All of these will be with the English/Chinese/Japanese/Yiddish format I used above with the same translator. Part 1 was Three Little Pigs. Part 2 will now be... Little Red Riding Hood! This version is Brothers Grimm.

Original Story:

Once upon a time there was a dear little girl who was loved by everyone who looked at her, but most of all by her grandmother, and there was nothing that she would not have given to the child. Once she gave her a little riding hood of red velvet, which suited her so well that she would never wear anything else; so she was always called 'Little Red Riding Hood.' 

     One day her mother said to her: 'Come, Little Red Riding Hood, here is a piece of cake and a bottle of wine; take them to your grandmother, she is ill and weak, and they will do her good. Set out before it gets hot, and when you are going, walk nicely and quietly and do not run off the path, or you may fall and break the bottle, and then your grandmother will get nothing; and when you go into her room, don't forget to say, "Good morning", and don't peep into every corner before you do it.' 

     'I will take great care,' said Little Red Riding Hood to her mother, and gave her hand on it. 

     The grandmother lived out in the wood, half a league from the village, and just as Little Red Riding Hood entered the wood, a wolf met her. Red Riding Hood did not know what a wicked creature he was, and was not at all afraid of him. 

     'Good day, Little Red Riding Hood,' said he. 

     'Thank you kindly, wolf.' 

     'Whither away so early, Little Red Riding Hood?' 

     'To my grandmother's.' 

     'What have you got in your apron?' 

     'Cake and wine; yesterday was baking-day, so poor sick grandmother is to have something good, to make her stronger.' 

     'Where does your grandmother live, Little Red Riding Hood?' 

     'A good quarter of a league farther on in the wood; her house stands under the three large oak-trees, the nut-trees are just below; you surely must know it,' replied Little Red Riding Hood. 

     The wolf thought to himself: 'What a tender young creature! what a nice plump mouthful - she will be better to eat than the old woman. I must act craftily, so as to catch both.' 

     So he walked for a short time by the side of Little Red Riding Hood, and then he said: 'See, Little Red Riding Hood, how pretty the flowers are about here - why do you not look round? I believe, too, that you do not hear how sweetly the little birds are singing; you walk gravely along as if you were going to school, while everything else out here in the wood is merry.' 

     Little Red Riding Hood raised her eyes, and when she saw the sunbeams dancing here and there through the trees, and pretty flowers growing everywhere, she thought: 'Suppose I take grandmother a fresh nosegay; that would please her too. It is so early in the day that I shall still get there in good time.' 

     So she ran from the path into the wood to look for flowers. And whenever she had picked one, she fancied that she saw a still prettier one farther on, and ran after it, and so got deeper and deeper into the wood. 

     Meanwhile the wolf ran straight to the grandmother's house and knocked at the door. 

     'Who is there?' 

     'Little Red Riding Hood,' replied the wolf. 'She is bringing cake and wine; open the door.' 

     'Lift the latch,' called out the grandmother, 'I am too weak, and cannot get up.' 

     The wolf lifted the latch, the door sprang open, and without saying a word he went straight to the grandmother's bed, and devoured her. Then he put on her clothes, dressed himself in her cap, laid himself in bed and drew the curtains. 

     Little Red Riding Hood, however, had been running about picking flowers, and when she had gathered so many that she could carry no more, she remembered her grandmother, and set out on the way to her. 

     She was surprised to find the cottage-door standing open, and when she went into the room, she had such a strange feeling that she said to herself: 'Oh dear! how uneasy I feel today, and at other times I like being with grandmother so much.' She called out: 'Good morning,' but received no answer; so she went to the bed and drew back the curtains. There lay her grandmother with her cap pulled far over her face, and looking very strange. 

     'Oh! grandmother,' she said, 'what big ears you have!' 

     'All the better to hear you with, my child,' was the reply. 

     'But, grandmother, what big eyes you have!' she said. 

     'All the better to see you with, my dear.' 

     'But, grandmother, what large hands you have!' 

     'All the better to hug you with.' 

     'Oh! but, grandmother, what a terrible big mouth you have!' 

     'All the better to eat you with!' 

     And scarcely had the wolf said this, than with one bound he was out of bed and swallowed up Red Riding Hood. 

     When the wolf had appeased his appetite, he lay down again in the bed, fell asleep and began to snore very loud. 

     The huntsman was just passing the house, and thought to himself: 'How the old woman is snoring! I must just see if she wants anything.' So he went into the room, and when he came to the bed, he saw that the wolf was lying in it. 

     'Do I find you here, you old sinner!' said he. 'I have long sought you!' But just as he was going to fire at him, it occurred to him that the wolf might have devoured the grandmother, and that she might still be saved, so he did not fire, but took a pair of scissors, and began to cut open the stomach of the sleeping wolf. 

     When he had made two snips, he saw the little red riding hood shining, and then he made two snips more, and the little girl sprang out, crying: 'Ah, how frightened I have been! How dark it was inside the wolf.' 

     After that the aged grandmother came out alive also, but scarcely able to breathe. Red Riding Hood, however, quickly fetched great stones with which they filled the wolf's belly, and when he awoke, he wanted to run away, but the stones were so heavy that he collapsed at once, and fell dead. 

     Then all three were delighted. The huntsman drew off the wolf's skin and went home with it; the grandmother ate the cake and drank the wine which Red Riding Hood had brought, and revived. But Red Riding Hood thought to herself: 'As long as I live, I will never leave the path by myself to run into the wood, when my mother has forbidden me to do so.' 

  

It is also related that once, when Red Riding Hood was again taking cakes to the old grandmother, another wolf spoke to her, and tried to entice her from the path. Red Riding Hood, however, was on her guard, and went straight forward on her way, and told her grandmother that she had met the wolf, and that he had said 'good morning' to her, but with such a wicked look in his eyes, that if they had not been on the public road she was certain he would have eaten her up. 

     'Well,' said the grandmother, 'we will shut the door, so that he can not come in.' 

     Soon afterwards the wolf knocked, and cried: 'Open the door, grandmother, I am Little Red Riding Hood, and am bringing you some cakes.' 

     But they did not speak, or open the door, so the grey-beard stole twice or thrice round the house, and at last jumped on the roof, intending to wait until Red Riding Hood went home in the evening, and then to steal after her and devour her in the darkness. But the grandmother saw what was in his thoughts. 

     In front of the house was a great stone trough, so she said to the child: 'Take the pail, Red Riding Hood; I made some sausages yesterday, so carry the water in which I boiled them to the trough.' 

     Red Riding Hood carried until the great trough was quite full. Then the smell of the sausages reached the wolf, and he sniffed and peeped down, and at last stretched out his neck so far that he could no longer keep his footing and began to slip, and slipped down from the roof straight into the great trough, and was drowned. But Red Riding Hood went joyously home, and no one ever did anything to harm her again.

English to Chinese and back:

A long time ago, there was a cute little girl who loves everyone who looked at her, but the most important thing is her grandmother, and no, she will not give children. Once she gave her a small red velvet Red Riding Hood, which fit her so well, she would never wear anything else, so she always called 'Little Red Riding Hood. ' 

     One day, my mother said to her: 'Come, Little Red Riding Hood, here is a piece of cake and a bottle of wine to her grandmother, she was ill, weak, they will do her good. Set out before it gets hot, when you go, quietly go well, the path is not lost, or you may fall in the bottle, and then your grandmother will get nothing, and when you walk into her room, Do not forget to say, "Good morning", do not peep into every corner, and then do it. ' 

     'I'll be careful,' Little Red Riding Hood said her mother, her hand on it. 

     The grandmother lived out in the forest, half a league from the village, just like Little Red Riding Hood entered the wood, a wolf met her. Red Hat did not know what the bad guys, and is not afraid of him. 

     'Hello, Little Red Riding Hood,' he said. 

     'Thank you, Mr. Wolf. ' 

     'Where to go so early, Little Red Riding Hood? ' 

     'To my grandmother. ' 

     'What do you have in your apron? ' 

     'Yesterday was baking cakes and wine days, the poor sick grandmother is to have some good things to recover. ' 

     'Your grandmother live in any place, Little Red Riding Hood? ' 

     'A good quarter of the woods and one in the woods, her house is on the three big oak trees, nut trees are close, you must know,' I replied Little Red Riding Hood. 

     Wolf thought: 'This is a gentle young guy! What is a nice plump mouthful - she will be more delicious than the old woman. I must take action to cunning, so she had both. ' 

     So he went for a short time beside the Little Red Riding Hood, and then he said: 'Look, Little Red Riding Hood, what a beautiful flower around here - why do not you look back to? I believe, that is, how do you not hear the sweet little birds are singing, you just move forward, because if you go to school, and all other out of the woods here. ' 

     Little Red Riding Hood looked up and when you see the sunlight dancing here and there through the trees and beautiful flowers growing everywhere, she thought: 'If my grandmother, fresh flowers, which will please her. This is a very early day, I should get there in time. ' 

     So she ran from the path into the wood to look for flowers. She picked one of each, and she fancied that she saw a still prettier one farther open, chasing it, so get more and more in-depth timber. 

     Meanwhile the wolf ran straight to the grandmother, knocked on the door. 

     'Who is it? ' 

     'Little Red Riding Hood' replied the wolf. 'I'll give you cake and wine; open the door. ' 

     'Lift the latch,' called the grandmother, I was too weak to get up. ' 

     Wolf lifted the latch, the door sprang open, without saying a word, he went straight to the grandmother's bed, and devoured her. Then he put on her clothes, dressed in her cap, laid himself in bed and drew the curtains. 

     Little Red Riding Hood, however, has been running about picking flowers, when she had gathered so many that she could carry no more, she remembered her grandmother, and sets out on the road to her. 

     She was surprised to find the cottage door opened, and when she entered the room, she had such a strange feeling, she said to herself: 'Oh, my God! How uneasy I feel today, and at other times, I like my grandmother so much. 'She called out:' Good morning ', but has not been answered, so she went to the bed, opened the curtains. There lay her grandmother with her cap pulled far over her face, looking very strange. 

     Oh! Grandmother, she said, 'how your ears so big ah! ' 

     'All the better to hear you, my child,' he replied. 

     'But, grandmother, how your eyes so big! She said. 

     'All the better to see you, my dear. ' 

     'But, grandmother, what big hands you have! 

     'All the better to hug you. ' 

     Oh! But, grandmother, what a terrible big mouth you! 

     'All the better to eat you! ' 

     The wolf said almost, than a binding him out of bed and swallowed up Red Hat. 

     When the wolf had appeased his appetite, he lay down in bed, asleep and snoring loudly. 

     The huntsman was just passing the house, I thought: 'This woman is snoring! I must just see what she is. 'So he walked into the room, and when he came to the bed, he saw the wolf lying in it. 

     'I find you here, you are a sinner! 'He said. 'I have long sought you! But he should fire him, he suddenly thought of the wolf eats the grandmother might be, she may still be saved, so he did not fire, but a pair of scissors, and began to be cut appetizer of the sleeping wolf. 

     When he cut two, he saw Little Red Riding Hood shining, and then he cut more than two, the little girl jumped out, cried: 'ah, I am scared! How dark it was inside the wolf. ' 

     After the grandmother came out alive also, just a little out of breath. Red Hat, quickly fetched great stones into the wolf's stomach, and when he woke up, he wanted to run away but the stone is too heavy, he stood up to fall and kill you. 

     Three people were delighted. The skin to avoid the wolf hunter, I went home it; grandmother ate cake and drank wine Red Hat brought, and revived. But Red Hat thinking: 'As long as I live, I will never leave our own road, ran into the forest, when my mother forbid me to do so. ' 

    

It's also the time when Red Hat once again taking cakes to her grandmother, another wolf spoke to her, and tried to lure her from the path. Red Hat, however, was on her guard, made straight the way of her and told her grandmother that she met the wolf, he said: 'Good morning' her, but this evil look in his eyes, if they not the road she was sure he would eat her. 

     'Well,' said the grandmother, 'we will shut the door, so that he can not come' 

     Soon afterwards the wolf knocked, and cried: 'Open the door, grandmother, Little Red Riding Hood, and I bring you cake. ' 

     But they did not speak, or open the door, so seniors around the house to steal two or three times, and finally jumped on the roof, such as Little Red Riding Hood going to go home in the evening, and then to steal after her and devour her in the dark. But the grandmother saw what he thought. 

     In front of the house has a large stone trough, so she said the child: 'Take the pail, Red Hat, I made some sausages yesterday, so carry the water to pour trough. ' 

     Red Hat, until a large tank full. Then the smell of the sausages reached the wolf, his smell, peek down, and finally stretched out his neck so far that he could no longer keep his position, and began to skid, slid down from the roof straight into the big rock trough, and drowned. But Red Hat went home happily, no one has done any harm to her.

English to Chinese to Japanese and back:

A long time ago, but the most important thing was that everyone loves cute girls saw her, her grandmother, she does not give a child. Once she is very well, her little red velvet Red Riding Hood to meet her, she is always' so called Red, that is not what you wear, and gave. ' 

     One day, her mother said: 'Well, Red is a bottle of wine and cake to her grandmother where she was sick, weak they will do her good. It is out of the previous setting hot and when you go, even quietly, the loss of the path should go there, you might fall in a bottle, grandma to get what you When she enters the room, "good morning" to remember is not to say that you look in every corner do not run it. ' 

     I'll be careful, 'Red is her mother said that her hand. 

     Red and grandmother, as well as enter the timber wolf met her and spent half a league from the village in the forest. Hat Red is to know what the bad guys, not afraid of him. 

     'Hello, Little Red Riding Hood, the' he said. 

     'Mr. Wolf, Thank you. ' 

     'Here, go to Red so early? ' 

     'Please, my grandmother. ' 

     'What do you have in your apron? ' 

     'Yesterday was a day of baking cakes and wine, have good things to recover some of the poor sick grandmother. ' 

     'Your grandmother any place, live in Little Red Riding Hood? ' 

     'One good quarter in the forest and the forest is her home, if there are three large oak trees, nut trees is approaching, you must know, I'm red Hood replied. 

     The wolf thought: 'This is a gentle young man! A nice thick mouth and what is - she will taste better than a lot of old woman. Because I have to take action to cunning, she had both. ' 

     So he went for a short time next to Red, he said: 'Look, the Red is what beautiful flowers in this area - do not see why you back What? I think you are not told how the birds are singing so cute if you go to your school, you and all the other out of the forest here, just move forward. ' 

     Red is the lookup through the trees and beautiful flowers growing everywhere, when I saw the sunlight dancing here and there, she thought: my grandmother make her happy, fresh flowers, please. This is very early days should I get there in time. ' 

     So she ran from the path to the tree's flowers. She has one of each extract, because it is her, chasing to get more wood, I feel like a distant view to the beautiful open yet. 

     Meanwhile, the wolf knocks on the door and ran straight to her grandmother. 

     'Who is it? ' 

     'Red' replied the wolf. 'I'll give you cake and wine. The door is open. ' 

     'Lift the latch,' was so weak, I stood up and called my grandmother. ' 

     Wolf, unlatched, the door without saying anything, open jump, he went straight to the grandmother's bed, enveloped her. Then he put himself to bed and put on her clothes, dressed in her hat, drew the curtains. 

     Little Red Riding Hood, however, picking flowers she had gathered to carry many more she has been running around, she remembered her grandmother, has established the way to her. 

     She came into the room when she was surprised to find that the cottage door is open, she said himself, had a strange feeling like: 'Oh, my God! When I and other anxiety how you feel today, I love my grandmother so much. 'She cried:' The Morning 'has not been answered so she opened the curtain to go to bed. Her grandmother with her cap and looking very strange, but pulled up to lay on her face. 

     Oh! Grandma, what she said, oh your ears so big! ' 

     'Everyone who is listening to my kids, he said. 

     'But Grandma, how your eyes are so big! She said. 

     'To all who meet you, my dear. ' 

     'But Grandma, what big hands you have! 

     [Embrace all that is good. ' 

     Oh! But Grandma, what a terrible big mouth! 

     'If you eat it all! ' 

     Wolf joins him in bed and have a Red Hat or swallowed, but most. 

     When the wolf had appeased his appetite, his loud snoring and sleeping, lying in bed. 

     The hunter was passing the house, but I thought: 'This woman is snoring! I need to see what she is. 'So he entered the room, he came to bed, he saw the wolf lying in it. 

     'I find you here, a sinner! 'He said. 'I have asked you for a long time! However, he dismissed him, he suddenly thought of the wolf is my grandmother because she eats may yet be saved, he did not set fire to the scissors, cut the sleeping wolf appetizer now that is. 

     He has two when cut, he was shining with Red, he is more than one cut, a little girl, and cried out: 'Oh, I'm scared! How dark was it in the wolf. ' 

     Grandma is a little out of breath after leaving it alive. Hat Red is fast and you get a big stone in his stomach when the wolf awoke, he was running away the stone too heavy to stand is to fall and kill him. 

     The three of them were happy. To avoid wolf hunter, the skin, I went home, drank wine, cakes and brought my grandmother to eat Red Hat, resurrected. However, Hat Red are thinking: my mom that I do this to prevent 'long, as I live, I never leave my way and ran into the forest. ' 

     

In addition, Red Hat is time to take a cake to her grandmother again, another wolf, talk to her and tried to seduce her from the path. Hat Red, but he had to guard her and she said, she told her grandmother straight road that meets the wolf: 'Good morning' when she saw his , when this evil road Hatena no, she was sure she would eat him. 

     'Well, Grandma, we can not come because he shut down the door and said,' 

     Soon afterwards the wolf, knocking and shouted: 'the door, grandmother, Little Red Riding Hood open, I bring you a cake. ' 

     However, they did not speak, so I opened the door, or the elderly around the house to steal two or three times, and jumped on the roof of the house of Little Red Riding Hood going to the final night, And after her to steal, devour her in the dark. But the grandmother saw what he thought he was. 

     In front of the house because it has a great stone trough, she said the child: 'the bucket, Hat Red, please, I am Yesterday, I made some sausage, carry water pouring trough . ' 

     Hat Red is to a large tank full. Then down to the smell of sausage, Wolf, the smell of him, so far at last reached a peak, he stretched out his neck that can keep my position any longer, began to slip and straight big rock slipped from the roof to the trough, and drowned. However, Hat Red is doing harm to anyone she went home happy.

English to Chinese to Japanese to Yiddish and back:

A long time ago, but the most important thing was that everyone loves cute Girls saw her, her grandmother, she does not give a child. Once she is very good, you little red velvet Red Riding Hood to meet her, she is always' so called Red, which is not what you wear and give. ' 

     One day, her mother said, 'Well, Red is a bottle of wine and cake to her grandmother where she was ill, weak they will do you good. It appeared from the previous assertion hot and when you go, even still, the loss of the path should go there, you might fall in a bottle, Grandma to get you when she enters the room, "good morning" to remember is not to say that you look in every corner do not run it. ' 

     I'll be careful, 'Red is her mother said that her hand. 

     Red and grandmother, as well as into the timber wolf met her and spent half a league from the village in the forest. Chapel thrill is to know what the bad guys, not afraid of him. 

     'Hello, Little Red Riding Hood, the' he said. 

     'Mr. Wolf, Thank you. ' 

     'Here, go to Red so early? ' 

     'Please, my grandmother. ' 

     'What do you have in your apron? ' 

     "Yesterday was a day of baking Cakes and wine, have good things to recover some of the poor sick grandmother. ' 

     'Your grandmother a place, live in Little Red Riding Hood? ' 

     'One good quarter in the forest and the forest is her home, if there are three large oak trees, walnut trees is Approaching, you must know, I am red Hood said. 

     The wolf thought: 'This is a gentle young man! And what is nice plump Mouthful - she will try better year - old woman and many more. Because I have to take action to cunning, she has both. ' 

     So he went for a short time next to speak, he said, 'Look, the Red is that beautiful flowers in the area - do not see what you return that? I think you are not told how the birds are singing so cute if you go to your school, you and all the others out of the woods here, just move forward. ' 

     Red is the Lookup by trees and beautiful flowers Growing everywhere, when I saw the sunlight dancing here and there, she thought: my grandmother make her happy, fresh flowers, please. This is very early days should I get there in time. ' 

     So she ran from the path to the tree's flowers. She has one of each extract, because it was her, chasing to get more wood, I feel like a distant View to the beautiful open yet. 

     Meanwhile, the Wolf Knocks on the door and ran straight to her grandmother. 

     'Who is it? ' 

     'Red' said the wolf. 'I'll give you cake and wine. The door is open. ' 

     'Elevator the gossip, was so weak, I stood up and called my grandmother. ' 

     Wolf, unlattshed the door without saying anything, open jump, he is straight to the grandmother's bed, Enveloped her. He set out to bed and put on her clothes, Dressed in her hat, Drew the Curtains. 

     Little Red Riding Hood, however, Picking flowers she Goddard to carry many more she is running around, she remembered her grandmother, has established the way to you. 

     She came in the room when she was surprised to find that the cottage door was open, she was, had a strange feeling like: 'Oh, my God! When I and other anxiety as you feel today, I love my grandmother so much. 'She cried:' The Morning 'was not answered so she opened the curtain to go to bed. Her grandmother with her cap and looking very strange, but pulled up to put on her face. 

     Oh! Grandma, what she said, oh your ears so big! ' 

     'Everyone who is listening to my kids, he said. 

     'But Grandma, how your eyes is very big! She said. 

     'To all who meet you, my dear. ' 

     'But Grandma, what big hands you have! 

     [Embrase all that is good. ' 

     Oh! But Grandma, what a terrible big mouth! 

     'If you eat it all! ' 

     Wolf joins him in bed and have a Red Hut or Swallowed, but most. 

     When the wolf had Appeased his appetite, his high Snoring and Sleeping, lying in bed. 

     The hunter is Passing the house, but I thought: 'This woman is snoring! I need to see what it is. 'So he entered the room, he went to bed, he saw the wolf lying in it. 

     'I find you here, a sinner! 'He said. 'I asked her for a long time! However, he Dismissed him, he suddenly thought of the wolf is my grandmother because she eats should still be healthy, he has not set fire to the gate, cut the Sleeping Wolf appetizer now that is. 

     He has two when cut, he was seem to speak, he is more than one cut, a little girl, and cried: 'Oh, I'm scared! How dark is it in the wolf. ' 

     Grandma was a little out of breath after leaving it alive. Chapel thrill is quick and you get a big stone in his stomach when the wolf Awoke, he was running off the rock to hard rock is to fall and kill him. 

     The three of them were happy. To avoid wolf hunter, the skin, I went home, drank wine, Cakes and brought my grandmother to eat Red has Resurrected. However, at Red are Thinking: my Mom that I do this to prevent 'long as I live, I never leave my way and ran into the woods. ' 

      

In addition, Red Hut is time to take a cake to her grandmother again, another wolf, talk to her and tried to seduce her from the path. Chapel thrill, but he has to watch her and she said, she told her grandmother reasonable way that meets the wolf, 'good morning' when she saw his, when the evil way hatena not, she was sure she would eat it. 

     'Well, Grandma, we can not come because he shut down the door and said,' 

     Soon afterwards the wolf, Knocking and Shouted: 'the door, grandmother, Little Red Riding Hood open, I bring you a bit. ' 

     However, they did not speak, so I opened the door, or the elderly around the house to steal two or three times, and Jumped on the roof of the house of Little Red Riding Hood went to the final night, and after her to steal , presented her in the dark. But the grandmother saw what he thought he was. 

     In front of the house because it is a big stone trough, she said the child, 'the bucket, said Red, please, I am yesterday, I made some sausage, carry water Pouring trough. ' 

     Chapel thrill is to a large tank full. Then down to the smell of sausage, Wolf, the smell of it, so far at last reached a peak, he stretched his neck that can hold my position any more, began to slip and equally large stone Slipped from the roof to the trough, and Drowned. However, at Red is doing harm to anyone she went home happy.

Please enjoy part two of this series!

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Easy button snipes office max through Nuketown on every other Saturday in 1378.

Through Portugese, then Japanese, then Korean, and back...

"Birds in 1378 of a button on every other Saturday Nuketown's Office Max."
lolwut

 

[jirachinick]

I decided to see what happens with an old riddle of WPM's.

Original Story:

Two little fish,
Each endowed with magical powers.

One accepted all with a warm glow;
Its opposite exerted anger and rage.

The first grew to love;
The second grew to hate.

Magic is given to those who are accepting of everyone;
Magic is given to those who positively impact the most with what they are birthed.

It's an old folktale. If one remains unfaithful, it turns to bubbles. If lives are changed, its life is payment for the magic of others.

From English to German to Japanese to Maltese back to English:

Two juveniles,
Each is equipped with magical powers.

All received warm in the glow;
Anger and anger is the opposite applies.

First fell in love.
The second was to hate.

Magic is granted to all those accepted.
Magic people, who are for the most positive effects if they trigger.

This is an old story. If you have any truth, it turns into foam. When life changes, payments magic in his life, on the other.

From English to Irish(yes, it's a different language) to Romanian to Russian back to English:

Two small
Each is equipped with magical powers.

Do you have all the hot glare;
Anger and resentment the opposite applies.

The first fell in love.
Secondly, the hate.

Magic is available to all who accepted it.
Magic People who have better results when the trigger.

This is an old story. If there is any truth, it turns into foam. When life changes, payments magic in his life, on the other side.

From English to Urdu to Hindi back to English

Two small
Each is equipped with the power of magic.

You are the light of the summer;
Anger and hatred is the opposite applies.

The first fell in love.
Secondly, hate.

Magic for everyone who accepted it is available.
Magic on those who are better results.

It is an old story. If there really is, changes in hair. Life changes, on the other hand magic in her life to pay when.

Enjoy XD

 

[Joeypals!!]

Part 3 of the Series, Cinderella! This is also Brothers Grimm.

Original Story:

The wife of a rich man fell sick, and as she felt that her end was drawing near, she called her only daughter to her bedside and said, "Dear child, be good and pious, and then the good God will always protect thee, and I will look down on thee from heaven and be near thee." Thereupon she closed her eyes and departed. Every day the maiden went out to her mother's grave, and wept, and she remained pious and good. When winter came the snow spread a white sheet over the grave, and when the spring sun had drawn it off again, the man had taken another wife.

The woman had brought two daughters into the house with her, who were beautiful and fair of face, but vile and black of heart. Now began a bad time for the poor step-child. "Is the stupid goose to sit in the parlour with us?" said they. "He who wants to eat bread must earn it; out with the kitchen-wench." They took her pretty clothes away from her, put an old grey bedgown on her, and gave her wooden shoes. "Just look at the proud princess, how decked out she is!" they cried, and laughed, and led her into the kitchen. There she had to do hard work from morning till night, get up before daybreak, carry water, light fires, cook and wash. Besides this, the sisters did her every imaginable injury -- they mocked her and emptied her peas and lentils into the ashes, so that she was forced to sit and pick them out again. In the evening when she had worked till she was weary she had no bed to go to, but had to sleep by the fireside in the ashes. And as on that account she always looked dusty and dirty, they called her Cinderella. It happened that the father was once going to the fair, and he asked his two step-daughters what he should bring back for them. "Beautiful dresses," said one, "Pearls and jewels," said the second. "And thou, Cinderella," said he, "what wilt thou have?" "Father, break off for me the first branch which knocks against your hat on your way home." So he bought beautiful dresses, pearls and jewels for his two step-daughters, and on his way home, as he was riding through a green thicket, a hazel twig brushed against him and knocked off his hat. Then he broke off the branch and took it with him. When he reached home he gave his step-daughters the things which they had wished for, and to Cinderella he gave the branch from the hazel-bush. Cinderella thanked him, went to her mother's grave and planted the branch on it, and wept so much that the tears fell down on it and watered it. And it grew, however, and became a handsome tree. Thrice a day Cinderella went and sat beneath it, and wept and prayed, and a little white bird always came on the tree, and if Cinderella expressed a wish, the bird threw down to her what she had wished for.

It happened, however, that the King appointed a festival which was to last three days, and to which all the beautiful young girls in the country were invited, in order that his son might choose himself a bride. When the two step-sisters heard that they too were to appear among the number, they were delighted, called Cinderella and said, "Comb our hair for us, brush our shoes and fasten our buckles, for we are going to the festival at the King's palace." Cinderella obeyed, but wept, because she too would have liked to go with them to the dance, and begged her step-mother to allow her to do so. "Thou go, Cinderella!" said she; "Thou art dusty and dirty and wouldst go to the festival? Thou hast no clothes and shoes, and yet wouldst dance!" As, however, Cinderella went on asking, the step-mother at last said, "I have emptied a dish of lentils into the ashes for thee, if thou hast picked them out again in two hours, thou shalt go with us." The maiden went through the back-door into the garden, and called, "You tame pigeons, you turtle-doves, and all you birds beneath the sky, come and help me to pick

"The good into the pot,
The bad into the crop." 
Then two white pigeons came in by the kitchen-window, and afterwards the turtle-doves, and at last all the birds beneath the sky, came whirring and crowding in, and alighted amongst the ashes. And the pigeons nodded with their heads and began pick, pick, pick, pick, and the rest began also pick, pick, pick, pick, and gathered all the good grains into the dish. Hardly had one hour passed before they had finished, and all flew out again. Then the girl took the dish to her step-mother, and was glad, and believed that now she would be allowed to go with them to the festival. But the step-mother said, "No, Cinderella, thou hast no clothes and thou canst not dance; thou wouldst only be laughed at." And as Cinderella wept at this, the step-mother said, "If thou canst pick two dishes of lentils out of the ashes for me in one hour, thou shalt go with us." And she thought to herself, "That she most certainly cannot do." When the step-mother had emptied the two dishes of lentils amongst the ashes, the maiden went through the back-door into the garden and cried, You tame pigeons, you turtle-doves, and all you birds under heaven, come and help me to pick

"The good into the pot,
The bad into the crop." 
Then two white pigeons came in by the kitchen-window, and afterwards the turtle-doves, and at length all the birds beneath the sky, came whirring and crowding in, and alighted amongst the ashes. And the doves nodded with their heads and began pick, pick, pick, pick, and the others began also pick, pick, pick, pick, and gathered all the good seeds into the dishes, and before half an hour was over they had already finished, and all flew out again. Then the maiden carried the dishes to the step-mother and was delighted, and believed that she might now go with them to the festival. But the step-mother said, "All this will not help thee; thou goest not with us, for thou hast no clothes and canst not dance; we should be ashamed of thee!" On this she turned her back on Cinderella, and hurried away with her two proud daughters. 
As no one was now at home, Cinderella went to her mother's grave beneath the hazel-tree, and cried,

"Shiver and quiver, little tree,
Silver and gold throw down over me." 
Then the bird threw a gold and silver dress down to her, and slippers embroidered with silk and silver. She put on the dress with all speed, and went to the festival. Her step-sisters and the step-mother however did not know her, and thought she must be a foreign princess, for she looked so beautiful in the golden dress. They never once thought of Cinderella, and believed that she was sitting at home in the dirt, picking lentils out of the ashes. The prince went to meet her, took her by the hand and danced with her. He would dance with no other maiden, and never left loose of her hand, and if any one else came to invite her, he said, "This is my partner." 
She danced till it was evening, and then she wanted to go home. But the King's son said, "I will go with thee and bear thee company," for he wished to see to whom the beautiful maiden belonged. She escaped from him, however, and sprang into the pigeon-house. The King's son waited until her father came, and then he told him that the stranger maiden had leapt into the pigeon-house. The old man thought, "Can it be Cinderella?" and they had to bring him an axe and a pickaxe that he might hew the pigeon-house to pieces, but no one was inside it. And when they got home Cinderella lay in her dirty clothes among the ashes, and a dim little oil-lamp was burning on the mantle-piece, for Cinderella had jumped quickly down from the back of the pigeon-house and had run to the little hazel-tree, and there she had taken off her beautiful clothes and laid them on the grave, and the bird had taken them away again, and then she had placed herself in the kitchen amongst the ashes in her grey gown.

Next day when the festival began afresh, and her parents and the step-sisters had gone once more, Cinderella went to the hazel-tree and said --

"Shiver and quiver, my little tree,
Silver and gold throw down over me." 
Then the bird threw down a much more beautiful dress than on the preceding day. And when Cinderella appeared at the festival in this dress, every one was astonished at her beauty. The King's son had waited until she came, and instantly took her by the hand and danced with no one but her. When others came and invited her, he said, "She is my partner." When evening came she wished to leave, and the King's son followed her and wanted to see into which house she went. But she sprang away from him, and into the garden behind the house. Therein stood a beautiful tall tree on which hung the most magnificent pears. She clambered so nimbly between the branches like a squirrel that the King's son did not know where she was gone. He waited until her father came, and said to him, "The stranger-maiden has escaped from me, and I believe she has climbed up the pear-tree." The father thought, "Can it be Cinderella?" and had an axe brought and cut the tree down, but no one was on it. And when they got into the kitchen, Cinderella lay there amongst the ashes, as usual, for she had jumped down on the other side of the tree, had taken the beautiful dress to the bird on the little hazel-tree, and put on her grey gown. 
On the third day, when the parents and sisters had gone away, Cinderella went once more to her mother's grave and said to the little tree --

"Shiver and quiver, my little tree,
Silver and gold throw down over me." 
And now the bird threw down to her a dress which was more splendid and magnificent than any she had yet had, and the slippers were golden. And when she went to the festival in the dress, no one knew how to speak for astonishment. The King's son danced with her only, and if any one invited her to dance, he said, "She is my partner." 
When evening came, Cinderella wished to leave, and the King's son was anxious to go with her, but she escaped from him so quickly that he could not follow her. The King's son had, however, used a strategem, and had caused the whole staircase to be smeared with pitch, and there, when she ran down, had the maiden's left slipper remained sticking. The King's son picked it up, and it was small and dainty, and all golden. Next morning, he went with it to the father, and said to him, "No one shall be my wife but she whose foot this golden slipper fits." Then were the two sisters glad, for they had pretty feet. The eldest went with the shoe into her room and wanted to try it on, and her mother stood by. But she could not get her big toe into it, and the shoe was too small for her. Then her mother gave her a knife and said, "Cut the toe off; when thou art Queen thou wilt have no more need to go on foot." The maiden cut the toe off, forced the foot into the shoe, swallowed the pain, and went out to the King's son. Then he took her on his his horse as his bride and rode away with her. They were, however, obliged to pass the grave, and there, on the hazel-tree, sat the two pigeons and cried,

"Turn and peep, turn and peep,
There's blood within the shoe,
The shoe it is too small for her,
The true bride waits for you." 
Then he looked at her foot and saw how the blood was streaming from it. He turned his horse round and took the false bride home again, and said she was not the true one, and that the other sister was to put the shoe on. Then this one went into her chamber and got her toes safely into the shoe, but her heel was too large. So her mother gave her a knife and said, "Cut a bit off thy heel; when thou art Queen thou wilt have no more need to go on foot." The maiden cut a bit off her heel, forced her foot into the shoe, swallowed the pain, and went out to the King's son. He took her on his horse as his bride, and rode away with her, but when they passed by the hazel-tree, two little pigeons sat on it and cried, 
"Turn and peep, turn and peep,
There's blood within the shoe
The shoe it is too small for her,
The true bride waits for you." 
He looked down at her foot and saw how the blood was running out of her shoe, and how it had stained her white stocking. Then he turned his horse and took the false bride home again. "This also is not the right one," said he, "have you no other daughter?" "No," said the man, "There is still a little stunted kitchen-wench which my late wife left behind her, but she cannot possibly be the bride." The King's son said he was to send her up to him; but the mother answered, "Oh, no, she is much too dirty, she cannot show herself!" He absolutely insisted on it, and Cinderella had to be called. She first washed her hands and face clean, and then went and bowed down before the King's son, who gave her the golden shoe. Then she seated herself on a stool, drew her foot out of the heavy wooden shoe, and put it into the slipper, which fitted like a glove. And when she rose up and the King's son looked at her face he recognized the beautiful maiden who had danced with him and cried, "That is the true bride!" The step-mother and the two sisters were terrified and became pale with rage; he, however, took Cinderella on his horse and rode away with her. As they passed by the hazel-tree, the two white doves cried -- 
"Turn and peep, turn and peep,
No blood is in the shoe,
The shoe is not too small for her,
The true bride rides with you," 
and when they had cried that, the two came flying down and placed themselves on Cinderella's shoulders, one on the right, the other on the left, and remained sitting there. 
When the wedding with the King's son had to be celebrated, the two false sisters came and wanted to get into favour with Cinderella and share her good fortune. When the betrothed couple went to church, the elder was at the right side and the younger at the left, and the pigeons pecked out one eye of each of them. Afterwards as they came back, the elder was at the left, and the younger at the right, and then the pigeons pecked out the other eye of each. And thus, for their wickedness and falsehood, they were punished with blindness as long as they lived.

English to Chinese and back:

The wife of a rich man fell sick, and when she felt her end approaching, she called her only daughter to her bedside, said: "My dear child, is a good and pious, and God will always protect the well you, I will look down on you from heaven, close to you. "So she closed her eyes, and left. Every day, the girl went to her mother's grave, crying, and she still pious and good. In winter the snow white sheets spread the grave, and when the spring sun has caused it to shut down, the man took another wife. 

The woman and her two daughters brought into the house, who is beautiful, fair face, but vile and black heart. Now began a bad time to the poor stepchildren. "Is a goose sitting in the living room with us?" They said. "Who wants to eat bread must earn it, out of the kitchen girl." They took her pretty clothes and left her, the old gray pajamas on her and gave her wooden shoes. "You look at the proud princess, how she was hung!" They cried, laughed, and led her into the kitchen. There, she must do hard work, from morning till night, get up before dawn, carrying water, fire, cooking, washing. In addition, each of her sisters did not think the injury - they laughed at her, and she fell to the peas and lentils in the ashes, so she had to sit down to pick them out. In the evening, she had exhausted her, she did not go to sleep, but sleep in the ashes of the hearth. As the account she always looked dusty and dirty, they called her Cinderella. After the event, his father going to the fair, he asked his two step daughters that he should be back to them. "Beautiful dress," said one: "pearls and precious stones," said the second. "And you, Cinderella," he said, "What are you sick?" "Daddy, I broke the first branch knock your hat on your way home." So he bought beautiful clothes, pearls and precious stones for his two step daughters, on the way home, because he is through a thicket, hazel branches brushed against him, and knocked his hat. He then cut off its branches and with him. When he arrived home, he gave his step-daughter thing, their side, and he gave Branch Cinderella from hazel Bush. Cinderella thanked him, went to her mother's grave on the cultivation of Science, cry, tears that fell down, and watered it. Its growth, however, became a handsome tree. Three times a day Cinderella went and sat beneath it, crying, praying, and a small white bird always came in the trees, and if Cinderella expressed the hope that the birds leave her where she wanted. 

It happened, however, one appointed by the King, is the last three days, it is all beautiful young girls in the country were invited, in order that his son might choose his bride. When the two steps, sisters heard that they also appear in the numbers, they are happy, called Cinderella said: "We comb our hair, we brush shoes, fasten buttons, because we want the king on this day Palace. "Cinderella obeyed, but wept, because she was too would like to dance with them, and begged her stepmother to let her do so. "You go, Cinderella!" She said, "Thou art dust and dirt, oblique to the festival? You have no clothes and shoes, but the wealth and longevity dance!" However, as Cinderella continue to raise the stepmother finally said , "I have a dish, lentils Taokong into ashes for you, if you are selected out again in two hours, do you want us to go." Shaonv through the back door into the garden, and called: "You tame pigeons You turtle doves, birds, and all of your sky, to help me choose 

"Well, into the pot, 
Bad to the crops. " 
Then, two white doves into the kitchen window, and beyond turtle doves, and finally all the birds in the sky, came whirring and crowding in, and get off between the ashes. The pigeons nodded their heads and began pick, pick, pick, pick, and the rest began also pick, pick, pick, pick, and collect all the good grains into the dish. Almost an hour later, they have completed, all fly out. Then she put her food stepmother, pleasure, and that now she will be allowed to go with their holiday. However, the stepmother said: "No, no, you actually had no clothes, you can not dance you would only be laughed at." Crying this time, as Cinderella, her stepmother said: "If you can pick two dishes of lentils out for me ashes within an hour, you have to go with us. "and she thought," She certainly can not do. "When the stepmother has been cleared between the two lentil dishes ashes, the girl walked through the back door into the garden, crying, and you tame pigeons, you turtle doves, birds, and all of you in heaven, I'll help pick 

"Well, into the pot, 
Bad to the crops. " 
Then, two white doves into the kitchen window, and beyond turtle doves, and all the birds in the long sky, came whirring and crowding in, and get off between the ashes. The pigeons nodded their heads and began pick, pick, pick, pick, and others began pick, pick, pick, pick, and collect all the good seeds into the dishes, and before half an hour later, they has been finished, and all flew out. Then, the girls carried the food to the stepmother, and was pleased, and that she may now be with their holiday. However, the stepmother said, "all this will not help you, you do not move us, because you do not have clothes, if not dance, we should be ashamed of you!" She turned her back on this Cinderella, and hurried away with her two daughters. 
Since no one is now at home, Cinderella to her mother's grave beneath the hazel tree, and cried, 

"Shiver jitter, trees, 
Gold and silver left me. " 
Then the bird threw a gold and silver lectured her slippers embroidered with silk and silver. She put her clothes on all the speed and to the festival. The footsteps of her sisters and stepmother, but do not know her, thought she must be a foreign princess, because she looks very beautiful gold dress. They never thought of Cinderella, and that she was sitting at home in the dirt, pick lentils out of the ashes. Prince to see her, put her hand, she danced. He will dance, no other girl never left her hand loose, and if any other person to please her, he said: "This is my partner." 
She danced in the evening, and then she wanted to go home. But the king's son, said: "I am with you and your company takes," because he wants to see the beautiful girls are. She escaped him, however, sprang into the pigeon. King's son waited until her father came, and then he told him that this girl has ran into a stranger's house pigeons. Old man thought: "Could it be Cinderella?" They had to put him with an ax and a pick, he may open up pigeons internal fragmentation, but no one inside. And when they got home Cinderella lay in her dirty clothes in gray, bleak little oil lamp burning in the mantle pieces, has risen to the rapid decline of Cinderella, from the back of the pigeon house, and ran a small hazel trees, and She had taken off her clothes and put them pretty serious, they have taken the bird again, and then she will own in the kitchen, between the gray ashes of her robe. 

The next day, when the festival began afresh, and her parents and sister went to the one following, Cinderella went to the hazel tree and said - 

"Shiver shake, my little tree 
Gold and silver dropped me. " 
Then the bird threw down a more beautiful clothes than the day before. When Cinderella appears in the festival this dress, everyone was very surprised, her beauty. King's son waited until she came, her hand immediately, do not dance, but her. When others came and invited her, he said: "She is my partner." When night falls, she wanted to leave, the king's son followed her, hoping to see the house, she went to. But she left him rise, into the garden behind the house. Which stood a beautiful tree hung with the most magnificent pears. She promptly climbed so fond of the squirrels in the branches, the king's son did not know where she was gone. He waited until her father came and said to him: "the stranger, the girl has escaped me, and I believe she has climbed the pear tree." His father thought: "Could it be Cinderella?" And have a ax trees cut down, but no one on it. And when they got into the kitchen, Cinderella lay there among the ashes, as usual, as she jumped down the other side of the tree, take a beautiful dress to the bird's small hazel tree, and her gray robes. 
On the third day, when parents and sisters were gone, Cinderella again to her mother's grave, and said to the trees - 

"Shiver shake, my little tree 
Gold and silver dropped me. " 
And now the bird dropped her clothes to be more splendid, than any yet she, and golden slippers. When she went to the festival's dress, no one knows how to talk surprised. King's son danced with her only, if anyone asked her to dance, he said: "She is my partner." 
When night falls, the Cinderella wanted to leave, the king's son hurry to go with her, but she soon escaped him, so he could not follow her. King's son, however, with the strategem, and caused the whole staircase was painted asphalt, where, when she ran down, there is still insisted the girl left slippers. King's son picked it up, it is small and exquisite, all gold. Next morning, his father with it, and said, "No person shall be my wife, but her feet for this golden of 拖鞋." Dangshi two sisters glad, because they have pretty feet. The eldest went with the shoe into her room, want to try, and her mother stood by. But she can not get her big toe into it, and shoes too small for her. Then her mother gave her a knife, said: "Cut the toe off, when thou art Queen You have no need to walk." Girls toes cut, forced to put shoes in the foot, or suffer the pain, go to the King son. Then he took her as his own horse and his bride, and she rode away. They succeeded, however, must be grave, that, in the hazel tree, stopped at the pigeons began to cry, 

"Turn and peep, turn and peep, 
With the blood of shoes, 
This shoe is too small for her, 
The real bride waiting for you. " 
Then he looked at her foot and saw the blood streaming from it. His horse round and took the false bride home, said she was not the real one, the other sister is the shoes. So this time into her room, and secure access to the toes of her shoes, but her heel too. Therefore, her mother gave her a knife, said: "You cut a bit off the heel, when thou art Queen You have no need to walk." Cutting bit off her heel girl, forced to her feet shoes, endured the pain, go to the king's son. He took her as his bride, his horse and rode away with her, but when they passed the hazel tree, two little pigeons sat on it and cried, 
"Turn and peep, turn and peep, 
The shoes have blood 
This shoe is too small for her, 
The real bride waiting for you. " 
He looked down at her leg and saw blood running out of her shoes, and how it stained her white socks. Then he took his horse and took the false bride home again. "This is not right," he said, "you have no other daughter?" "No," the man said, "there is a small kitchenette, this girl my late wife left her, but she can not be the bride. "king's son, said he sent her to him, but his mother answered:" Oh, no, she is too dirty, she can not prove yourself! "He absolutely insist on it, not Cinderella is not called. She first washed her hands and face clean, and then went and bowed down before the king's son, who gave her golden shoes. Then she sat on a stool, her feet drawn a heavy wooden shoes, and bring it into the slipper, it fitted like a glove. When she stood up, the king's son looked at her face, he recognized the beautiful girl who had jumped with him, exclaimed, "This is the true bride!" In stepmother and two sisters were terrified and gas was pale, he was holding in his Cinderella horse, and rode away with her. When they passed the hazel tree, two white doves cried - 
"Turn and peep, turn and peep, 
No blood is in the shoe, 
This shoe is not too small for her, 
True bride rides with you " 
And when they cried out, flying down the two on their own on Cinderella's shoulders, one on the right, the other on the left, and continue to sit there. 
When the wedding and to celebrate the king's son, two sisters came, fake, want to get into favor with Cinderella and share her good fortune. When the bride and groom couple went to church, the elders are right, the left is small, pigeons pecked out one eye each of them. Later they came back, the old left and the young in the right, and then the pigeons pecked each other eye. In this way, they are evil and lies, the blindness of their punishment, as long as they live.

English to Chinese to Japanese and back:

Rich's wife became ill, when she felt a close, she said, her only daughter, called the bedside of her: "My dear child, and faith is good, God is Also you are always protected, I am close to you, you will look down from heaven. "She closed her left eye. Every day, good and pious girl still crying, I went to her mother's grave. White sheet of snow in winter, when it was shut down in the spring sunshine spread the grave, the man took another wife. 

Two daughters and the women are beautiful, but I brought home a beautiful face, vile black heart. Now the poor stepchild bad time to start the plural. "Goose sitting in our living room available?" They said. "Of the girls in the kitchen, eating bread must earn it. I hope," they who took the clean clothes on her, left her, her pajamas old gray, the wooden shoes her given. "Please watch your princess was proud how she hung!" They laugh, and cry, and led her into the kitchen. There, she is from morning till night, you need to do hard work, laundry, water dishes, carrying the fire to get up before dawn. The injury did not think each of her sisters - they laughed with her, and she has to pick out because it was sitting in ashes peas, lentils fell. In the evening, she had exhausted her, she did not sleep, sleep the ashes of the hearth. She's account as usual dust and dirt, they called her Cinderella. After the event, his father went to the fair that they should back him and asked his two step daughters. "Pearls and jewels," said the second: "The beautiful dress," said one. "And you, Cinderella," and he said, "What are you sick?" He said. "Dad is the first branch I want to knock the hat on the way home." He broke I would buy a pearl beautiful clothes, through the bushes because he branches of the hazel precious stones for his two step daughters grazed him, on my way home, and knocked his hat. He cut the branches, with him. When he got home, his step daughter of his things and gave their side, and he gave President Bush Cinderella hazel branches. Cinderella science, thanks to him, screaming, went to the tomb of his mother's tears fall planting, watered it. The growth is, however, became a handsome tree. Three times, performed by Cinderella, crying, sitting under it, the day of prayer, a small white bird, a tree came Cinderella always expressed the hope that the birds leave her if she wants . 

It is the last three days, but the king, there was one appointment, it may choose to make a bride of his son, a beautiful young girls all over the country were invited. Sisters, they are also two steps be heard to be displayed as numbers, if you are happy they are called according to Cinderella: "We are shoe brush we comb the hair lock button we have this day, we want a king palace "Cinderella is crying followed because it was her wish to dance together, she asked her stepmother as you can. "You go to Cinderella!" She said. "Thy dust and dirt, oblique to the festival? Your clothes and shoes, wealth and longevity dance number!" Cinderella stepmother continued to increase, the girl said yard at the back end, however, "I The case has been selected again in two hours you lentils emptied ashes for you, have a dish, you have to go to us "and called:" You tame pigeons You turtledove, birds and all your empty, I can help you choose 

"Well, in a pot, 
Poor crop. " 
Later, two white doves in the window of the kitchen, and beyond the turtledove, and finally all the birds in the sky, crowding, and Hugh, came down among the ashes. The pigeons nodded their heads, pickups, pickup, pickups, start pickups, also began to pick pick, pick, choose, collect all the good grain dish, and the rest. Most of the time after they have completed all out. Later, she now puts her stepmother joy food she is allowed to go to their holiday. But the stepmother said: "No, no, actually had a suit, can not dance you'll just be laughed at as" Cinderella, this time crying, her stepmother said: "You The ash within an hour if you can choose two items of lentils for me, you have to go to us. "she thought," She certainly can not do. "stepmother is cleared during the ash cooking lentils two girls in the garden to walk out the back door, you you, turtledove, and all of you the heavens cried pigeons domesticated birds, I can help you choose The 

"Well, in a pot, 
Poor crop. " 
Later, two white doves in the window of the kitchen, turtledove and beyond, all the birds of the sky, long and crowding and Hugh, came down among the ashes. Pigeons nodded their heads, pickups, pick, pick, start pickups, others, pickup, pickup, pickup, began to collect good seed all the dishes and pick up hours before the semi-finished, they are All ran out. Later, the girl was willing to carry food stepmother, she can now confirm that holiday. But the stepmother said, "We should be ashamed if you dancing, so clothes do not have all this could help you, you do not move us!" She has two daughters in a hurry to turn their backs away from this Cinderella. 
So now everyone in the house, her mother's grave beneath a hazel, and cried Cinderella, 

"Shibajitta, wood, 
Gold and silver, I left. " 
After that, gold and silver birds, silk and silver embroidery course threw her slippers. She wears her clothes and festivals all speeds. Footsteps of her sister and stepmother, but she knows she looks so very beautiful gold dress, she must have thought a foreign princess. They can not think of Cinderella, she was sitting at home that is dirty, remove the ash lentils. The prince saw her and put her hand, she danced. He has another girl, her hands without leaving a loose, if the other person to please her, he said, dance: "This is my partner" 
She went back home and danced in the evening. But the king's son, said: "I'm with you that your company would take" a beautiful girl, so he wants to see. But she appeared to escape his pigeons. Son of the king, waiting until his father, this girl then he said to him that a stranger ran into a pigeon house. The old man thought: "What will it Cinderella." They have an ax to open the internal fragmentation of the pigeons he had put him with a pick in everyone. And when they go home, Cinderella, that Cinderella rises from behind the rapid decline of the pigeon house, dirty clothes there for a little oil lamp burning in her gray and desolate part of the mantle or run a small hazel trees, she had not put off your clothes to be pretty serious, they are again taking a bird, then she would own in the kitchen of her robe During gray ash. 

The festival, started her new parents and sister the next day or the next to go, Cinderella went to the hazel wood, and said - 

"Shiver hand, a small tree in my 
Gold and silver, dropped me. " 
Then the bird threw clean clothes from the previous day. When you see this Cinderella dress at the festival, the beauty of her very surprised everybody. King's son until she, her hand immediately, if not her dancing, was waiting. When others come to invite her, he said: "She is my partner," When night falls, she had to leave, hoping that the son of the king's house, followed after her, she went. But she rose garden behind the house to him. It stood a beautiful tree and hang the most magnificent pears. She climbed like a squirrel on the branch immediately, son of the king did not know where she disappeared. Until her father, said he was waiting for him: "The stranger, the girl has escaped me, but I believe she has climbed the pear." His father thought: "What will it Cinderella" with an ax and a tree is cut it down for everyone. She took little beautiful dress hazel tree of birds, and then jumped to the other side of the tree when they arrived in the kitchen, Cinderella and her gray, as usual, was lying in the dust Loeb. 
On the third day, when parents and sister were gone, Cinderella in her mother's grave again, and said the tree - 

"Shiver hand, a small tree in my 
Gold and silver, dropped me. " 
And now the bird is golden slippers, but she still fell significantly more in the splendor of her dress. Dress when she went to the festival, which surprised everyone know the story. When she asked everyone to dance, son of the king, she danced alone, he said: "She is my partner." 
At night, Cinderella, had to leave in a hurry to go along with her son the king, she soon escaped from him he could not follow her. Slippers and a strategem, however, the son of the king,, the whole staircase, when she ran down the cause was painted on the asphalt, still insisted the girl. King's son picked it up, small and exquisite, it is all gold. The next morning, that his father, "How many people, her feet must be my wife, have adapted this golden slippers," he said. Because they are very feet, two sisters were happy. Son, I would like to try, was standing with his mother carried shoes in my room. But she can not get it to the big toe of her small shoes for her. Then, according to her mother gave her a knife: "toe cut off when the Queen thou you have to walk," or put shoes on feet, pain or suffering, to force the king girl's toes cut, son. Then he took her as his bride and her horse, she immediately got on. They stop at the hazel wood pigeon, it tears, however, success must be grave 

"Turn on, peep, turn and peep, 
The blood of shoes, 
These shoes are too small for her 
Real brides are waiting for you. " 
Then he looked at her feet and saw blood streaming from it. Horse round, took the false bride home, her other sister's shoes are not the real one said. Her room, and secure access to the toe of her shoes, because her heel too, now. Thus, according to her mother gave her a knife: "You're the queen thy need to walk your heel, cut off a bit." Cutting a bit off her heel girl, force shoes to her feet, move to the son of the king endured the pain. His bride, as she took his horse, and rode away with her two small doves they are sitting on the hazel tree and cried out that, when passed, 
"Turn on, peep, turn and peep, 
The shoes are blood 
These shoes are too small for her 
Real brides are waiting for you. " 
He looked down her legs, missing sight of blood on her shoes, her stained white socks look like? Then he took the false bride home again, a horse. "This is not right," he is "Do you have other girls?" "No," the man said, "There is a small kitchenette, dead wife I left behind her This girl is not the bride her "son of the king, but I'm his mother he sent her replied:" Oh no, she proved that she herself can not be dirty that "he definitely has Cinderella on it and no claim can not be called. She has her hands, first wash the face, I went, bowed before the king's son gave her the golden shoe. Then she sat on a chair, her legs, gloves and slippers that have drawn heavy wooden shoes, there is much worn. She stood up, son of the king, seeing her face, he recognized the beautiful girl jumped with him, "This is a real bride!" The stepmother, who exclaimed with two Sister feared the gas, he rode away with her Cinderella was holding his pale horse. They will pass through the hazel trees, two white doves cried - 
"Turn on, peep, turn and peep, 
No blood is in the shoes 
This shoe is not too small for her, not 
True bride rides with you " 
And when they cried Cinderella left shoulder, right, flew down on his two other one on and continue to sit there. 
A wedding is to commemorate the king's son, two sisters came, fake, Cinderella favors to get into, if you want to share her good fortune. The bride and groom couple, when I went to church, the elders are right, the left is small, the pigeons, the first one, or each of them getting out. Later, young and old left-right, then came back, pigeons, eyes pecked each other. In this way, they are evil and lies, as long as the punishment of blindness, they are living.

English to Chinese to Japanese to Yiddish and back:

Rich's wife became ill, when she felt a close, she said, her only daughter, called the Bedside of her: "My dear child, and faith is good, God has you always protected, I am close to you You will look down from heaven. "She closed her left eye. Every day, good and pious girl still crying, I went to her mother's grave. White sheet of snow in winter, when it was shut down in the spring sunshine spread the grave, the man has another wife.

Two daughters and the women are beautiful, but I brought home a beautiful face, my black heart. Now the poor stepchild bad time to start the plural. "Cast sitting in our living room available? Them. "Of the Girls in the kitchen, eat bread must earn it. I hope," they who have the clean clothes on her, left her, her pajamas old gray, the Wooden shoes given. "Please keep your princess was proud as she hungry!" They laugh and cry, and led her into the kitchen. There, she is from morning till night, you need to do hard work, laundry, water dishes, Carrying the fire to get up before dawn. The injury did not think each of her sisters - they Luft with her, and she has to pick out because it sat in ashes Peas, lentils fall. In the evening, she had exhausted her, she did not sleep, sleep the ashes of the Heart. She's account as usual dust and dirt, they called her Cinderella. After the event, his father went to the fair that they should back him and asked his two step daughters. "Pearls and Jewels," said the second "the beautiful dress," said one. "And you, Cinderella," he said, "What are you sick?" He said. "Dad was the first department I want to knock the hat on the way home." He broke I would buy a pearl beautiful clothes, by the book because he branches of the Hazel precious stones for his two step daughters Grazed him on my way home, and knocked his hat. He cut the branches, with him. When he got home, his step daughter of his things and gave their side, and President Bush Cinderella Hazel branches. Cinderella science, thanks to it, Screaming, going to the tomb of his mother's tears fall planting, Watered it. The growth is, however, was a beautiful tree. Three times, performed by Cinderella, calls, sit under it, the day of prayer, a small white bird, a tree came Cinderella always expressed the hope that the birds leave her if she wants.

It is the last three days, but the king, there was one APPOINTMENT, it may choose to make a bride of his son, a beautiful young Girls all over the country were invited. Sisters, they are also two steps be heard to be displayed as numbers, if you are happy they are called according to Cinderella: "We are shoe brush we comb the hair lock button we have this day, we want a king palace" Cinderella is calls followed because it was her wish to dance together, she asked her Stepmother as you can. "You go to Cinderella!" She said. "Your dust and dirt, Oblique to the festival? Your clothes and shoes, rich and Longevity dance number!" Cinderella Stepmother continued to increase, the girl said court at the back end, however, how the case was selected again in two hours you lentils Emptied fire for you, have a bowl, you have to go to us "and called:" You tame Pigeons her turtledove, birds and all your empty, I can help you choose

"Well, in a pot,
Poor crop. "
Later, two white doves in the window of the kitchen, and beyond the turtledove, and finally all the birds in the sky, Crowding, and Yu, came down among the ashes. The Pigeons Nodded their heads, Pickups, Pickup, Pickups, Start Pickups, also began to pick pick, pick, pick, pick all the good grain dish, and the rest. Most of the time after they have completed all out. Later, she now puts her Stepmother joy food she is allowed to go to their holiday. The Stepmother said: "No, no, actually had a suit, can not dance you will only be Laughed at as" Cinderella, this time called, her Stepmother said: "You the ash in an hour if you can choose two items from lentils for me, you have to go to us. "she thought, she certainly can not do." Stepmother Is Cleared during the ash Cooking lentils Two Girls in the garden to go out the back door, you you, turtledove, and all of you the heavens cried Pigeons Domesticated birds, I can help you choose the

"Well, in a pot,
Poor crop. "
Later, two white doves in the window of the kitchen, turtledove and beyond, all the birds of the sky, long and Crowding and U.S., came down among the ashes. Pigeons Nodded their heads, Pickups, pick, pick, start Pickups, Other, Pickup, Pickup, Pickup, began to collect good seed all the dishes and pick up hours before the semi-finished, they all ran out. Later, the girl was ready to carry food Stepmother, she can now confirm that holiday. The Stepmother said, "We should be ashamed if you dancing, so clothes do not have all this could help you, you do not make us!" She has two daughters in a hurry to turn their Backs off of Cinderella.
So now everyone in the house, her mother's grave beneath a Hazel, and cried Cinderella,

"Shibajitta, wood,
Gold and Silver, I left. "
After that, gold and silver birds, silk and silver embroidery course you Slippers. She Wears Her clothes and Festivals All Speeds. Footsteps of her sister and Stepmother, but she knows she looks so very beautiful gold dress, she must have thought a foreign princess. They can not think of Cinderella, she sat at home that is dirty, remove the ash lentils. The prince saw her and put her hand, she Dunst. He has another girl, her hands without leaving a loose, if others in order to please her, he said, dance: "This is my partner"
She is back home and Dunst in the evening. But the king's son, said: "I am with you that your company would take" a pretty girl, so he wants to see. But she appeared to escape his Pigeons. Son of the king, waiting for his father, the girl then said to him that a stranger ran into a pigeon house. The old man thought: "What will it Cinderella." They have an ax to open the Internal Fragmentation of the Pigeons he put it with a pick at all. When they go home, Cinderella, that Cinderella goes from behind the rapid decline of the pigeon house, dirty clothes there for a little oil lamp burning in her gray and desolate part of the mantle or run a small Hazel trees, she had not put off your clothes to be pretty serious, they are again taking a bird, then it would own in the kitchen of her robe while gray ash.

The festival began her new parents and sister the next day or the next to go, Cinderella went to the Hazel wood, and said -

"Hard hand, a small tree in my
Gold and silver, dropped me. "
The bird had clean clothes from the previous day. When you see the Cinderella dress at the festival, the beauty of her very surprised everyone. King's son until she, her hand immediately, if not her dancing, was waiting. When others come to invite you, he said: "She is my partner," When Night Falls, she had to leave, Hoping that the son of the king's house, followed after her, she went. But she rose garden behind the house to him. It was a beautiful tree and hang the most magnificent pairs. She claimed as a squirrel on the branch immediately, son of the king did not know where she disappeared. Until her father, he was waiting for him, "the stranger, the girl is escaped me, but I believe she has claimed the pear." His father thought: "What will it Cinderella" with an ax and a tree is cut it down for everyone. She has few beautiful dress Hazel tree of birds, and then Jumped to the other side of the tree when they arrived in the kitchen, Cinderella and her gray, as usual, lay in the dust Loeb.
On the third day, when parents and sister were gone, Cinderella in her mother's grave again, and said the tree -

"Hard hand, a small tree in my
Gold and silver, dropped me. "
Now the bird is golden Slippers, but she still fell Significantly more in the Splendor of her dress. Dress when she went to the festival, which surprised everyone know the story. When she asked everyone to dance, son of the king, she Dunst alone, he said: "She is my partner."
In Night, Cinderella has to leave in a hurry to go along with her son the king, she soon escaped from him he could not follow her. Slippers and a Strategem, however, the son of the king, "the whole head, when she ran down the reason was Painted on the Asphalt, still Insisted the girl. King's son picked it up, small and exquisite, it is all gold. The next morning, when his father, like many people, her feet must be my wife, have taken the golden Sleepers, "he said. Because they are very foot, two sisters were happy. Son, I would like to try, stood with his mother carried shoes in my room. But she could not get it to the big toe of her small shoes for you. Then, according to her mother did her a knife, "toe cut off when the queen you you have to go, or put shoes on feet, pain or suffering, to force the king girl's slip cut, son. He took her as his bride and her horse, she immediately got on. They stop at the Hazel wood pigeon, it tears, however, success must be serious

"Turns on, peep, turn and peep,
The blood of shoes,
These shoes are too small for you
Real brides are waiting for you. "
He at her feet and saw blood flow from it. Horse round, the false bride home, her other sister's shoes, he is not the real one. Her room, and safe access to the toe of her shoes, because her heel too, now. So, according to her mother had her a knife: "You're the queen your need to walk your heel, cut off a bit." Kutting a bit off her heel girl, power shoes to her feet, move to the son of the king Endured the pain. His bride, as she took his horse, and Road off with her two small doves they are sitting on the Hazel tree and cried that, when passed,
"Turns on, peep, turn and peep,
The shoes were blood
These shoes are too small for you
Real brides are waiting for you. "
He down her legs, missing sight of blood on her shoes, her Stained white socks look like? He took the false bride home again, a horse. "This is not right," he was "Do you have other Girls? "No," the man said, "There is a small Kitchenette, dead woman I left behind her the girl was not the bride her" son of the king, but I am his mother he sent her: "Oh no, she proved that she can not be obscene that "he definitely has Cinderella on it and no claim can not be called. She has her hands, first wash the face, I went, Bode for the king's son had her the golden shoe. She sat on a chair, her legs, Gloves and Slippers that have drawn heavy Wooden shoes, there is much worn. She stood up, son of the king, saw her face, he recognized the beautiful girl Jumped with him, "This is a real bride!" The Stepmother, who Exclaimed with two sisters feared the gas, he Road off with her Cinderella was holding his pale horse. They will pass through the Hazel trees, two white doves cried -
"Turns on, peep, turn and peep,
No blood is in the shoes
This shoe is not too small for her, not
Real bride speeches with you "
When they cried Cinderella left shoulder, right, Flo down on his two other one on and continue to sit there.
A wedding is to Commemorate the king's son, two sisters came, fraud, Cinderella favors to get in, if you want to share her good fortune. The bride and groom before, when I went to church, the elders are right, the left is small, the Pigeons, the first one, or each of them getting out. Later, young and old left - right, then came back, Pigeons, eyes pekked each other. In this way, they are evil and lies, as long as the penalty of Blindness, they are alive.

Please enjoy!

 

[Inconceivable]

^^ I thought Irish was called Gaelic.

Anyway: the flaming cannon shot! *to Korean to Chinese (Simplified Han) to Russian to French to English*

The projectile that has the ability of flaming projects [suto

 

[Joeypals!!]

Next up in my series is Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Enjoy how the story alters over three sets of translations.

Original Story:

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks.  She  went for a walk in the forest.  Pretty soon, she came upon a house.  She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in. 

At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge. Goldilocks was hungry.  She tasted the porridge from the first bowl. 

"This porridge is too hot!" she exclaimed.

So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl.

"This porridge is too cold," she said

So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge.

"Ahhh, this porridge is just right," she said happily and she ate it all up.

After she'd eaten the three bears' breakfasts she decided she was feeling a little tired.  So, she walked into the living room where she saw three chairs.  Goldilocks sat in the first chair to rest her feet.   

"This chair is too big!" she exclaimed.

So she sat in the second chair.

"This chair is too big, too!"  she whined.

So she tried the last and smallest chair.

"Ahhh, this chair is just right," she sighed.  But just as she settled down into the chair to rest, it broke into pieces!

Goldilocks was very tired by this time, so she went upstairs to the bedroom.  She lay down in the first bed, but it was too hard. Then she lay in the second bed, but it was too soft. Then she lay down in the third bed and it was just right.  Goldilocks fell asleep.

As she was sleeping, the three bears came home. 

"Someone's been eating my porridge," growled the Papa bear.

"Someone's been eating my porridge," said the Mama bear.

"Someone's been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!" cried the Baby bear.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair," growled the Papa bear.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair," said the Mama bear.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair and they've broken it all to pieces," cried the Baby bear.

They decided to look around some more and when they got upstairs to the bedroom, Papa bear growled, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed,"

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too" said the Mama bear

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed and she's still there!" exclaimed Baby bear.

Just then, Goldilocks woke up and saw the three bears.  She screamed, "Help!"  And she jumped up and ran out of the room.  Goldilocks ran down the stairs, opened the door, and ran away into the forest.  And she never returned to the home of the three bears.

English to Chinese and back:

A long time ago, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Soon, she found a house. She knocked on the door, no one answered, she went straight in. 

At the table in the kitchen, there are three bowls porridge. Goldilocks was hungry. She tasted the porridge from the first bowl. 

"This porridge is too hot!" She cried. 

So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl. 

"This porridge is too cold," she said: 

So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge. 

"Ah, this porridge is just right," she said happily and she ate it. 

After that, she will eat three bears' breakfast, she decided she was a little tired. So she walked into the living room, she saw three chairs. Blond girl sitting in a chair to rest, her first foot. 

"This chair is too big!" She cried. 

So she sat in a chair on the second. 

"This chair is too big, too!" She whined. 

So she tried and smallest chair. 

"Ah, this chair is just right," she sighed. But, as she settled down to a chair to rest, it broke into pieces! 

Goldilocks was very tired, and this time, so she went to the upstairs bedroom. She lay on the first bed, but it was too hard. Then she lay in bed, in the second, but it is too soft. Then, she lay on the third bed, which is just right. Goldilocks fell asleep. 

While she was sleeping, three bears came back. 

"It was eating my porridge," growled the Papa Bear. 

"It was eating my porridge," said Mama Bear. 

"It was eating my porridge, they eat it!" Baby Bear cried. 

"Someone has been sitting in my chair," growled the Papa Bear. 

"Someone has been sitting on my chair and said:" Mother Bear. 

"Someone has been sitting in my chair, they have broken it all works," cried Baby Bear. 

They decide whether there is loose, when they got upstairs bedroom, Papa Bear growled, "Someone has been sleeping in my bed" 

"Some people have been sleeping in my bed, but also," said the mother bear 

"Someone has been sleeping in bed, she is still there!" Baby Bear cried. 

Just then, Goldilocks woke up and saw the three bears. She cried: "Help!" And she jumped up and ran out of the room. Goldilocks ran down the stairs, opened the door and ran away into the forest. And she never returned home, the three bears.

English to Chinese to Japanese and back:

Past, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Soon, she found a home. She nobody answered, knocked on the door, she went straight 

The kitchen table has a bowl of porridge, three. Goldilocks was hungry. She tasted the porridge from the first bowl. 

"This porridge is too hot!" She cried. 

So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl. 

"This porridge is too cold," she said: 

So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge. 

"Ah, this porridge is just right," she said happily and she ate it. 

Then she will eat breakfast with the three bears, she decided that it was a little tired. So she saw three chairs, and walked into the living room. The remaining chairs, blonde girl sitting on her first leg. 

"This chair is too big!" She cried. 

So she sat on a chair in the second. 

"This chair is too big!" She whined. 

So she tried to seat a minimum. 

"Oh, this chair is just right," she sighed. But she settled into a chair the rest, it broke into pieces! 

Goldilocks because she went upstairs bedroom, was very tired this time. She lay on the bed, but first, it was too hard. Then she, in the second, but lay in bed, it's too soft. Later, she was just lying in bed in the third. Goldilocks fell asleep. 

She was sleeping, three bears came back. 

"It was eating my porridge," growled Papa Bear. 

"It was eating my porridge," said Mama Bear. 

Baby Bear cried, "It was eating my porridge, and they have it! Eat." 

"I have someone in that chair," growled Papa Bear. 

"And said that someone sitting on my chair:" Mother Bear. 

"I have someone sitting in a chair, they all work, it is broken," cried Baby Bear. 

When they arrived at the upstairs bedroom, to determine whether there is a loose, Papa Bear, "is someone sleeping in my bed," growled 

"Some people are not just sleeping in my bed," said the mother bear 

"Someone is lying in bed, she was still there!" Cried Baby Bear. 

Just then, Goldilocks woke up saw the three bears. She cried: "Help!" And she jumped up and ran out of the room. Sawyer is opening the door and ran down the stairs and fled into the woods. And she will be returned to the three bears house.

English to Chinese to Japanese to Yiddish and back:

Past, there was a little girl named goldilokx. She went for a walk in the woods. Soon, she found a home. She nobody answered, knocked on the door, it is reasonable

The kitchen table was a bowl of cereal, three. Goldilokx was hungry. She Tasted the porridge from the first bowl.

"This porridge is too hot!" She cried.

So, she Tasted the porridge from the second bowl.

"This porridge is too cold," she said,

So, she Tasted last bowl of cereal.

A, the flap is only right, "she said happily and she ate it.

She'll eat breakfast with the three bears, she decided that it was a bit tired. So she saw three Chairs and went into the living room. The remaining Chairs, Blonde girl sitting on her first leg.

"This chair is too big!" She cried.

So she sat on a chair at the moment.

"This chair is too big!" She vhined.

So she tried to seat a minimum.

"Oh, this chair is just right," she Side. But she sat on a chair the rest, it broke into pieces!

Goldilokx because she went upstairs bedroom, was very tired this time. She lay on the bed, but first, it was too hard. And, in the moment, just put in bed, it's too soft. Later, she was just lying in bed in the third. Goldilokx fell asleep.

She was Sleeping, three bears came back.

"It was eating my porridge," Growled Papa Bear.

"It was eating my porridge," said Mama Bear.

Baby Bear cried, "it was eating my cereal, and they have it! Eat."

"I have someone in that chair," Growled Papa Bear.

"And said that someone sitting on my chair:" Mother Bear.

"I have someone sitting in a chair, they all work, it is broken," cried Baby Bear.

When they arrived at the upstairs bedroom, to determine whether there is a large, Papa Bear, "is someone Sleeping in my bed," Growled

"Some people are not just Sleeping in my bed," said the mother bear

"Someone is lying in bed, she is still there!" Cried Baby Bear.

Just then, goldilokx Woke up saw the three bears. She cried: "Help!" She Jumped up and ran out of the room. Sawyer is opening the door and ran down the stairs and ran into the woods. She will be returning to the three bears house.

Enjoy! I'm going to extend my fairy tale series.

 

[Snorchu]

I once ate a whole pig in one bite. It squealed loudly as it went down, but I paid it no notice.
--TO HEBREW AND BACK--
I once ate a whole pig bite. He screamed loudly as he fell, but I paid it no attention.
--TO ARABIC AND BACK--
I ate one time to bite the whole hog. And shouted as loud as it fell, but I paid no attention.
--TO CHINESE (MODERN SORT) AND BACK--
I had one time to bite the whole pig. And yelling, as it fell, but I did not notice.
--TO SWAHILI AND BACK--
I had one bite at a whole pig. And roaring as he fell, but did not notice.

 

[swain]

original will Justin beiber every hit puberty.
to vietnamese and back
Justin will never reach puberty

google translate will always amaze me

 

[Joeypals!!]

Part 5: Rapunzel. This is from Brothers Grimm.
Original Story:

There were once a man and a woman who had long, in vain, wished for a child. At length it appeared that God was about to grant their desire. 

     These people had a little window at the back of their house from which a splendid garden could be seen, which was full of the most beautiful flowers and herbs. It was, however, surrounded by a high wall, and no one dared to go into it because it belonged to an enchantress, who had great power and was dreaded by all the world. 

     One day the woman was standing by this window and looking down into the garden, when she saw a bed which was planted with the most beautiful rampion, and it looked so fresh and green that she longed for it. She quite pined away, and began to look pale and miserable. 

     Her husband was alarmed, and asked: 'What ails you, dear wife?' 

     'Ah,' she replied, 'if I can't eat some of the rampion, which is in the garden behind our house, I shall die.' 

     The man, who loved her, thought: 'Sooner than let your wife die, bring her some of the rampion yourself, let it cost what it will.' 

     At twilight, he clambered down over the wall into the garden of the enchantress, hastily clutched a handful of rampion, and took it to his wife. She at once made herself a salad of it, and ate it greedily. It tasted so good to her - so very good, that the next day she longed for it three times as much as before. 

     If he was to have any rest, her husband knew he must once more descend into the garden. Therefore, in the gloom of evening, he let himself down again; but when he had clambered down the wall he was terribly afraid, for he saw the enchantress standing before him. 

     'How can you dare,' said she with angry look, 'descend into my garden and steal my rampion like a thief? You shall suffer for it!' 

     'Ah,' answered he, 'let mercy take the place of justice, I only made up my mind to do it out of necessity. My wife saw your rampion from the window, and felt such a longing for it that she would have died if she had not got some to eat.' 

     The enchantress allowed her anger to be softened, and said to him: 'If the case be as you say, I will allow you to take away with you as much rampion as you will, only I make one condition, you must give me the child which your wife will bring into the world; it shall be well treated, and I will care for it like a mother.' 

     The man in his terror consented to everything. 

     When the woman was brought to bed, the enchantress appeared at once, gave the child the name of Rapunzel, and took it away with her. 

     Rapunzel grew into the most beautiful child under the sun. When she was twelve years old, the enchantress shut her into a tower in the middle of a forest. The tower had neither stairs nor door, but near the top was a little window. When the enchantress wanted to go in, she placed herself beneath it and cried: 

  

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, 
Let down your hair to me.'
 

     Rapunzel had magnificent long hair, fine as spun gold, and when she heard the voice of the enchantress, she unfastened her braided tresses, wound them round one of the hooks of the window above, and then the hair fell twenty ells down, and the enchantress climbed up by it. 

     After a year or two, it came to pass that the king's son rode through the forest and passed by the tower. Then he heard a song, which was so charming that he stood still and listened. It was Rapunzel, who in her solitude passed her time in letting her sweet voice resound. The king's son wanted to climb up to her, and looked for the door of the tower, but none was to be found. He rode home, but the singing had so deeply touched his heart, that every day he went out into the forest and listened to it. 

     Once when he was thus standing behind a tree, he saw that an enchantress came there, and he heard how she cried: 

 

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, 
Let down your hair to me.'
 

     Then Rapunzel let down the braids of her hair, and the enchantress climbed up to her. 

     'If that is the ladder by which one mounts, I too will try my fortune,' said he, and the next day when it began to grow dark, he went to the tower and cried: 

 

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, 
Let down your hair to me.'
 

     Immediately the hair fell down and the king's son climbed up. 

     At first Rapunzel was terribly frightened when a man, such as her eyes had never yet beheld, came to her; but the king's son began to talk to her quite like a friend, and told her that his heart had been so stirred that it had let him have no rest, and he had been forced to see her. Then Rapunzel lost her fear, and when he asked her if she would take him for her husband, and she saw that he was young and handsome, she thought: 'He will love me more than old Dame Gothel does'; and she said yes, and laid her hand in his. 

     She said: 'I will willingly go away with you, but I do not know how to get down. Bring with you a skein of silk every time that you come, and I will weave a ladder with it, and when that is ready I will descend, and you will take me on your horse.' 

     They agreed that until that time he should come to her every evening, for the old woman came by day. The enchantress remarked nothing of this, until once Rapunzel said to her: 'Tell me, Dame Gothel, how it happens that you are so much heavier for me to draw up than the young king's son - he is with me in a moment.' 

     'Ah! you wicked child,' cried the enchantress. 'What do I hear you say! I thought I had separated you from all the world, and yet you have deceived me!' 

     In her anger she clutched Rapunzel's beautiful tresses, wrapped them twice round her left hand, seized a pair of scissors with the right, and snip, snap, they were cut off, and the lovely braids lay on the ground. And she was so pitiless that she took poor Rapunzel into a desert where she had to live in great grief and misery. 

     On the same day that she cast out Rapunzel, however, the enchantress fastened the braids of hair, which she had cut off, to the hook of the window, and when the king's son came and cried: 

 

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, 
Let down your hair to me.'
 

     she let the hair down. The king's son ascended, but instead of finding his dearest Rapunzel, he found the enchantress, who gazed at him with wicked and venomous looks. 

     'Aha!' she cried mockingly, 'you would fetch your dearest, but the beautiful bird sits no longer singing in the nest; the cat has got it, and will scratch out your eyes as well. Rapunzel is lost to you; you will never see her again.' 

     The king's son was beside himself with pain, and in his despair he leapt down from the tower. He escaped with his life, but the thorns into which he fell pierced his eyes. 

     He wandered quite blind about the forest, ate nothing but roots and berries, and did naught but lament and weep over the loss of his dearest wife. Thus he roamed about in misery for some years, and at length came to the desert where Rapunzel, with the twins to which she had given birth, a boy and a girl, lived in wretchedness. He heard a voice, and it seemed so familiar to him that he went towards it, and when he approached, Rapunzel knew him and fell on his neck and wept. Two of her tears wetted his eyes and they grew clear again, and he could see with them as before. He led her to his kingdom where he was joyfully received, and they lived for a long time afterwards, happy and contented.

English to Chinese and back:

There was once a man and a woman who has been a long time, does not work, hope to have a child. God can give the length seems to their wishes. 

     These people have a small window, behind the house, it can be seen a splendid garden, which is full of the most beautiful flowers and herbs. This is, however, surrounded by a high wall, who dare not go, because it belongs to a witch, who is big and scary all the world. 

     One day, his wife stood at the window, look at this down to the garden, when she saw a bed is planted the most beautiful rampion, it looks very fresh, green, and her desire it. She quite pined away, and began to look pale and miserable. 

     Her husband, alarmed, and asked: 'how do you, dear wife? ' 

     'Ah,' she said, 'If I can not eat some rampion, this is our back garden, I will die. 

     The man, who loved her, thought: 'Sooner than let your wife died, some of rampion her own, let it cost what it is. ' 

     At dusk, he climbed over the wall into the witch's garden, quickly grabbed a handful of rampion, brought back to his wife. She immediately put herself a salad bar, eat greed. This is so good to her taste - which is great, her desire for it in the next day, more than three times as before. 

     If he has any rest, her husband knew he must once again come to the garden. Thus, in the dark night, he let himself down, but when he climbed over the wall, he was very afraid because he saw the enchantress standing before him. 

     'How dare you,' said her angry, 'next to my garden and steal my rampion like a thief? You should suffer! ' 

     'Ah,' he answered, 'Let mercy take the place of justice, I just made my heart made out of necessity. My wife saw you rampion from the window, and that this desire, she will die for it, if she did not get something to eat. ' 

     Enchantress allowed her anger to be softened, and said to him: 'If the situation is as you say, I can let you take away with you how much rampion by you, but I have a condition, you must give me the child your wife will bring the world, it should be treated well, I will take care of it like a mother. 

     The man in his terror agreed to everything. 

     When she was taken to the bed, witch also appears in the sky, to the child's name, lettuce, and took it to her. 

     Rapunzel grew the most beautiful child in the sun. When she was twelve years old, the enchantress shut her up in the tower in a forest. The tower had neither stairs nor door, but near the top was a little window. When the enchantress wanted to go, following her own, and exclaimed: 

    

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, 
Put down your hair to me. 
   

     Rapunzel with long hair, fine as spun gold, when she heard the voice of the witch, she unhooked her braided tresses, wound them linked to a round window above, then the hair fell twenty meters, and the witch climbed up it. 

     After a year or two, it came to pass, the king's son rode through the forest and through the tower. Then he heard the song, very cute, and he stood still and listened. This is the lettuce, who in her lonely time for her to let her sweet voice resound. King's son to climb up to her and look for the tower gate, but no one was found. He rode home, but the singing had so deeply touched him, and he went out to the forest every day and listen. 

     Once, when he stood behind a tree, therefore, he saw the witch coming, and he heard her shout: 

   

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, 
Put down your hair to me. 
   

     Rapunzel let down the braids, her hair, the witch climbed up. 

     'If this is the ladder, one horse, I have to try my luck,' he said, the next day, when it began to grow dark, he came to the tower and cried: 

   

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, 
Put down your hair to me. 
   

     Immediately the hair fell down, the king's son climbed up. 

     Rapunzel very scared at first when a person, such as her eyes had never seen, came to her, but the king's son began to talk about her like a friend, and told her, singing his heart was touched, it has let him no rest, he was forced to see her. Rapunzel lost her fear, and when he asked her if she wanted him as her husband, she found that he was young and handsome, she thought: 'He will love me more than old Dame Gothel is', She said that, laid her hand in front of him. 

     She said: 'I would be willing to leave you, but I do not know how to continue. Keep a wire cutter every time you come, I will weave a ladder with it, and when well, I will descend, you will take me on your horse. ' 

     They agreed that, before this, he should come to her every night, came the day of older women. Witch Without this, until one day Rapunzel asked her: 'Tell me, Dame Gothel, how it happened, you are so important for me to develop the younger son of the king - he is with me in a moment. ' 

     'Ah! You wicked child, 'cried the enchantress. What is this I hear you say! I thought I had separated you from all the world, but you lied to me! 

     In her anger she clutched Rapunzel's beautiful tresses, wrapped them twice round her left hand, grasp with his right hand picked up a pair of scissors, capture, they were cut off, and the lovely braids lay on the ground. Then, she put lettuce bad cruel to the desert, she had lived in great sorrow and suffering. 

     On the same day, she threw lettuce, however, a fixed braided hair witch, she cut off to the hook of the window, when the king's son, and cried: 

   

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, 
Put down your hair to me. 
   

     She let the hair down. King's son ascended, but find their most beloved of lettuce, he found a witch, who stared at him, like evil and vicious. 

     'Ah! 'She cried mockingly,' you will find you the most dear, but beautiful birds no longer sing in the nest; a cat got it, and will scratch your eyes as well. Rapunzel is lost to you, you will never see her again. ' 

     King's son is extremely painful, in his despair, he jumped from the tower. He fled his own life, but he declined to thorn pierced his eye. 

     He was blind wandering in the forest, ate nothing but roots and berries, and did not come to nothing but lament and weep the loss of his beloved wife. Therefore, he turned in the forest of pain for several years, finally came to the desert, lettuce, on the twins, she gave birth to a boy and a girl, living in misery. He heard a voice, it seems very familiar to him, he went, when he approached, Rapunzel knew him back in his neck and wept. Tears drenched her two of his eyes, they restored, he can see them as before. He led her to his kingdom, he was pleased to accept, they lived for a long period of time, happiness and satisfaction.

English to Chinese to Japanese and back:

Women have long been a man does not work, but there was once, I want to have a child. God can give the length seems to like them. 

     These people are behind the house, as seen in the wonderful garden full of flowers and herbs are the most beautiful, has a small window. That big, scary, witch is the world so that all belong to, which is surrounded by high walls, dare not go, but. 

     One day, his wife, standing in the window looking down, the most beautiful she Hotarubukuro planting beds, it is very visible in the fresh green garden she wanted it. She is far away pined, pale, began to look dire. 

     Her husband is worried, and asked: 'How dear wife, do you? ' 

     'Oh, I can not eat if she Hotarubukuro some, this is our backyard, and I will die] said. 

     She loves a man, I thought: 'Sooner or later, your wife and let it cost what it is, part of the Hotarubukuro Seyori killing herself. ' 

     At dusk, he quickly grabbed a handful of Hotarubukuro, over the wall in the garden of the witch, brought his wife. She wants to eat right away, put the salad bar for myself. Is great, the next day at least once before her desire - which is good for her favorite. 

     If he has the rest, her husband, he knew must come back yard. Thus, the dark night, he disappointed himself because he saw standing before him fascinating, when he climbed over the wall, he was very afraid was. 

     'How dared to be angry and told her, my garden, my next Hotarubukuro steal like a thief? You must suffer! ' 

     'Oh, he replied,' Let's see where the justice mercy, I just made my mind inevitable. My wife, you Hotarubukuro from the window, she does not get something to eat, but this desire, she looked to die for it. ' 

     Fascinating, and allow to soften her anger and said to him: 'the situation is as you say, how much I have in Hotarubukuro, if I state that you are my wife If it is someone you can take home with you must have a child to care for mothers like me, it will bring the world to be treated well. 

     His fear of man all agreed. 

     When she was taken to a bed, the witch is also the name of the child, lettuce, appears in the sky, she took it. 

     Rapunzel is increased by the most beautiful child in the sun. When she was 12 years old, she shut down towers in an enchanting forest. The tower was a small window at the top of the stairs had both doors. She is enchanting, and then cried himself to go when I thought: 

     

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, 
I put in your hair. 
    

     She heard the voice of fine gold as the witch, Rapunzel's long hair she braided her long hair is removed, the decrease in m hair twenty volumes climbed witch and has been linked to the round window as or. 

     After a year or two, began to pass it through the forest the king's son rode through the tower. Then he was singing, I heard very cute, and he stood still and listened. This is a lonely time for her lettuce for her to be able to affect her sweet voice. Find a climb to the tower gate of the king her son did not find anyone. His songs are too deep to ride home, had touched him, he went out to the forest each day to listen. 

     Once, when he stood behind a tree, therefore, he saw a witch coming, he heard her comments: 

    

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, 
I put in your hair. 
    

     The braided Rapunzel, let down her hair, climbed witch. 

     'If this is a ladder, and one horse, I try his luck, he said, the next day, when it began to grow dark, he will be shouted tower now: 

    

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, 
I put in your hair. 
    

     Hair fell quickly climbed the son of the king. 

     Rapunzel is very, who is in her eyes like never seen that, when it came to her, scared at first, the king's son began to talk like her friend, told her, singing his heart has been moved and rested him have it, he was forced to look at her. Rapunzel, she lost her fear, if he wanted her as a husband, he asked her if she was, he was found to be young and handsome, she thought : 'He is an old temple Gothel more than I love', she put a hand in front of him, he said. 

     She said: I would be willing to leave you, I do not know how to continue. Wire cutters keep coming every time, I was weaving a ladder to it, even if I came downstairs, I'll take your horse riding. ' 

     They last, he came to please her every night, and that agreement came the day of older women. This is no witch, Rapunzel asked her one day: 'Please tell me, Notre Dame Gothel, how it happened, you are very important for me to develop the king's son - he I am with at the moment. ' 

     Oh! This child is evil, 'cried the Witch. I hear you say this! I have wanted to separate you from the whole world, you lied to me! 

     Her anger, she grabbed Rapunzel beautiful long hair, double right and left of them, wrapped round the understanding, capture, they were lying on the ground was nice braid cut picked up a pair of scissors. Then she put it cruel to desert lettuce bad, she lived in great sorrow and suffering. 

     On the same day, she threw lettuce, braided hair fixed witch, she hooks the window, cut the king's son shouted: 

    

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, 
I put in your hair. 
    

     She let her hair. Son of the king, rising, found its most beloved of lettuce, he is as vicious and evil, and found he was staring at the witch. 

     Oh! 'She cried mockingly,' You'll love you the most beautiful birds, singing in the nest no longer have a cat, it will also hurt your eyes. Rapunzel is lost to you, you can not see her again. ' 

     Son of the king was in despair, he jumped from the tower is very painful. He has escaped his life, he avoided a thorn pierced his eye. 

     He ate no fruit and roots was blind wandering in the woods, anything not to come to mourn, weep the loss of his beloved wife. So he finally came to the desert, become a pain in the woods for several years, lettuce, the twins are living in misery when she gave birth to a boy and a girl. He has it when he approached, Rapunzel knew him wept around his neck, he went, I heard a voice very familiar to him. The two pours her tears in his eyes, they were restored, he can see them as before. He led her to his kingdom, he was willing to accept, the time they lived in a long period of happiness and satisfaction.

English to Chinese to Japanese to Yiddish and back:

Women have long been a man does not work, but there was once, I want to have a child. God can give the length seems to like them. 

     These people are behind the house, as seen in the wonderful garden full of flowers and autumn are the most beautiful, has a small window. That big, Scary, witch is the world so that all belong to what is Surrounded by high walls, dare not go, but. 

     One day, his wife, standing at the window looking down, the most beautiful she hotarubukuro Planting Beds, it is very evident in the fresh green garden she wanted it. She is far away Pained, pale, began to look Dire. 

     Her husband is worried, and said: 'How nice woman, do you? ' 

     'Oh, I can not eat if she hotarubukuro some, this is our Backyard, and I will die] said. 

     She loves a man, I thought: 'Sooner or later, your wife and let it cost what it is, part of the hotarubukuro seyori killing himself. ' 

     In evening, he quickly Grabbed a handful of hotarubukuro, over the wall in the garden of the witch, brought his wife. She wants to eat right away, put the salad bar for themselves. Is great, another day at least once before you desire - which is good for you favorite. 

     If he has the rest, her husband, he knew must come back yard. Thus, the dark night, he Disappointed up because he saw standing before him Fascinating, when he claimed over the wall, he was very scared was. 

     've Dared to be angry and told her, my garden, my next hotarubukuro steal like a thief? You must suffer! ' 

     'Oh, he said,' Let's see where the justice mercy, I just made my mind inevitable. My wife, her hotarubukuro of the window, she does not get anything to eat, but this desire, she had to die for him. ' 

     Fassinating and allow to soften her anger and said to him: 'The situation is as you say how much I have in hotarubukuro, if I state that you are my wife if it is someone you can take home with you must have a child to care for mothers like me, it will bring the world to be treated well. 

     His fear of men all agreed. 

     When she was taken to a bed, the witch is also the name of the child, lettuce, appears in the sky, she has it. 

     Rapunzel is increased by the most beautiful child in the Sunday when she was 12 years old, she shut down towers in an Enchanting forest. The tower was a small window in the top of the stairs were two doors. She is Enchanting, and then cried to go when I thought: 

      

'Rapunzel, rapunzel, 
I put in your hair. 
     

     She heard the sound of fine gold as the witch, rapunzel's long hair she Braided her long hair is removed, the decrease in in hair Twenty Volumes claimed witch and had been Linked to the round window as either. 

     After a year or two, started to pass it through the forest the king's son Road through the tower. He was singing, I heard very cute, and he stood still and Listened. This is a lonely time for her salad for her to be able to work her sweet voice. Find a climb to the tower gate of the king her son did not find anyone. His songs are too deep to drive home, he touched him, he went out to the forest each day to listen. 

     Once, when he stood behind a tree, then, he saw a witch coming, he heard her comments: 

     

'Rapunzel, rapunzel, 
I put in your hair. 
     

     The Braided rapunzel, let down her hair, claimed witch. 

     'If it is a ladder, and one horse, I try his luck, he said, the next day, when it began to grow dark, he will be Shouted tower now: 

     

'Rapunzel, rapunzel, 
I put in your hair. 
     

     Hair fell quickly claimed the son of the king. 

     Rapunzel is very that is in her eyes as never seen that, when it came to her, scared at first, the king's son began to talk like her friend, she explained, singing his heart is moved and Rested him have it, He was forced to look on you. Rapunzel, she lost her fear, if he wants her as a husband, he asked her if she was, he found to be young and pretty, she thought: 'He is an old temple gothel more than I love, she put a hand in front of him, he said. 

     She said I would be willing to leave her, I do not know how to continue. Wire Cutters keep coming every time, I was Weaving a ladder to him, even if I came down, I'll take your horse riding. ' 

     They last, he came to please her every night, and that agreement came the day of older women. This is not witch, rapunzel asked her one day: 'Please tell me note lady gothel, as it happened, you are very important for me to develop the king's son - he I am with at the moment. ' 

     Oh! This kid is bad, 'cried the Witch. I hear you say this! I wanted to separate her from the whole world, you sorry to me! 

     Her anger, she Grabbed rapunzel beautiful long hair, double right and left of them, Wrapped around the board, capture, they are lying on the ground was nice braid cut picked up a pair of scissors. She put it cruel to leave lettuce bad, she lived in great misery and suffering. 

     On the same day, she had salad, Braided hair fixed witch, she Hooks the window, cut the king's son Shouted: 

     

'Rapunzel, rapunzel, 
I put in your hair. 
     

     She might her hair. Son of the king, Rising, found its most beloved of lettuce, he is as vicious and evil, and found he was Staring at the witch. 

     Oh! 'She cried mokkingli,' You'll love her the most beautiful birds, singing in the nest no longer have a cat, it will also hurt your eyes. Rapunzel is lost to you, you can not see her again. ' 

     Son of the king was in despair, he Jumped from the tower is very painful. He escaped his life, he Avoided a thorn Pierced his eye. 

     He ate no fruit and rats was blind wondering in the woods, something not to come to mourn, weep the loss of his beloved wife. So he finally came to the desert, are a pain in the woods for several years, salad, the twins are living in misery when she was born to a boy and a girl. He did it when he approached, rapunzel knew him Wept around his neck, he went, I heard a voice very familiar to him. The two Pours her tears in the eyes, they are healthy, he can see them as before. He has you in his kingdom, he was ready to accept the time they lived in a long time of happiness and satisfaction.

Tada!