Stupid things you have done

Lolz, let me tell you from experience:

ROMAN CANDLE WARS RULE!

Especially when you:

Burn leaves off of a tree
Burn grass in your neighbor's lawn
and get 2nd degree burns

yep. They're awesome! :D
 
LOL

just now i was makeing eggnog punch and i was using a giant jug of sierra mist, i tried doing a waterfall but didnt see what i was doing and spilled a bunch all over my face and the floor...:(
 
I was riding my friends small bmx bike down a steep hill to go off a ramp into a hole in the river. I went down pretty fast. Going off the ramp, i let go to early, and aparently I was going faster than the bike. Gashed my right knee on the handlebars (no grip). The bike ended up behind me when I finally landed.
 
I was at this Pancake House in Tennessee, and this big plop of butter came on top of them, but it looked like whipped cream. So, I thought it would be a good idea to eat all of the cream at once, I spit it out so fast and left this nasty after taste...LOL
 
I rode my Bicycle into a telegraph pole, KO'd.
Pulled the cord out of 2 consecutive mowers - not mine :3. *Prof. Shinx uses Strength*
My uncle tried to start his mower for literally 30minutes and then wrapped it around the telegraph pole, it had no petrol in it LOL.
 
Well, this morning I was playing with the explosives again...and then my scab from when I jumped off of that golf cart burnt off. =/
 
LOL! You always do something to yourself! :p

When I lived in NC, some of our driveways froze over, and we decided to go sledding down one of them. I took out a poor 5 yr old in the rode. :p/:(
 
I once trespassed into this wood factory with my friends during the winter. So all the snow is on the wood making it slippery. So we climbed up about 10-15 feet up. And my friend said, "GO!" someone is coming. I was ready to jump when they bumped me and I feel and landed on my back. I found out that no one was coming. I think I had a mild concussion because my head kinda hurt.
 
That must have hurt.

@WR You said you took them out. Do you mean killed or knocked out?
 
Like 30 minutes ago, I tried driving the tractor again. I didn't think that it would pop a wheelie and drive straight into the woods. :/
 
Water Rayquaza said:
Like 30 minutes ago, I tried driving the tractor again. I didn't think that it would pop a wheelie and drive straight into the woods. :/

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Here is a stupid thing I did...

It was the 4th of July and I had this real big rocket...we were at my Aunt's house in a city without many people in the area. So I go out into the street to shoot it and it falls over once I light the wick. Shots off before it got halfway towards the ground, shoots into the air and EXPLODES on the neighbors house across the road...can't say the neighbors didn't freak out when fireworks were blasting on there roof making alot of noise.
 
Yes it did hurt...

When I was 6 I picked a plum from my neighbors plum tree and I ate the outside, so all I had left was the seed. It still had the taste on it so I left it in my mouth. I ran over to my parents and I swallowed it! I was crying thinking a tree was going to grow inside of me, plus it hurt my throat.
 
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