Banned because I'm using a laptop.
Double banned because I accidentally called some guy named Adam a while back. I have his number, so my friends and I *67 him for fun. We turned some music and said: "Why aren't you at the party, man?" It was funny.
Banned because I posted on that linked thread, double banned because I told you I had to get off the computer, triple banned because I didn't say anything about grabbing my 3DS and going online. =P