Banned because I hit 1000 posts! Wo0t!
Double banned because you're a n00b, period.
Triple banned because I have no idea what that thing is in your avatar.
Quadruple banned because you are a very unimaginative ban-er.
Quintuple banned because I fixed my n00b spelling error.
Banned because tell me if my signature is making your browsers run slowly, I wouldn't want that to happen.
Double banned because comment on my new signature banner.
Banned because it's cool, TDL. Everybody's just tired of trying to be assimilated into the heard is all.
Double banned because thanks for the compliment of my banner, Hatman.
EDIT: Triple banned because DNA ended the whole stupid pony thing with a little weapon called "The Rules". I love you so much, DNA.