Guess who?
I'll say first of all, that I agree with everything P said,
particularly the Grand Master Of Disaster (that should be your official title) and the pokemon parts.
Now...
What should I ask of you?
Well, first and foremost, I want to see something that
will strike fear and suffering into your hearts forevermore, that will set you on your knees, begging athena to end your plight, once and for all, and make you want to seclude yourself into a closed room, forever surrounded only by a million cats, a mountain of newspapers and the haunting memories of The Challenge, in a never ending spiral of eternal torment, always sinking deeper and deeper into despair, only to be rescued when the Great Reaper decides it is time for the Harvest.
I want something that donald trump would look at and say "no, man, I wouldn't make mexicans play this thing; too far, man, too far."
I want something that could be used as evidence in The Hague for Crimes Against Humanity,
and get a conviction.
I want something that, the moment you finish it, makes a bloody hand come out from beneath you, ripping out your black, shrivelled heart, for you won't need it where you're going.
Also, unicorns! unicorns are a must.
Okay, seriously now, I do want something that tests the boundaries; you're all YPPY this, sunshine and rainbows that; You've grown complacent, you've grown fat and safe and peaceful, and that cannot be.
I want to see blood, I want to see a group of people pitted against a superior intelligence completely dedicated to shattering all your hopes and dreams in the most
hilarious ways possible, I want to see bitter betrayal, blooming friendship,
drama, insane twists, all the good things.
And
also unicorns.