The Corrupted Wish Game

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Granted, she gets arrested for poor fashion sense.

I wish I could clear the Temple of Shadows without using the Eye of Truth.
 
Granted, but having 'more' spelled 'moar' got you banned so you can't play Werewolf anymore.

I wish for a pet potato.
 
Granted. It pinches you really hard everyday.

I wish my sandals weren't broken.
 
Granted, they were repaired poorly and broke again (sorry, no refunds).
I wish i knew why the ponies are getting popular on hub. (I DONT GET IT!!!)
 
Granted but upon knowing you become so obsessed with them that you spend your entire life on that thread refreshing for new posts.

I wish I didn't have to do work.
 
Granted, but without the responsibility of having to do work, you become lazy, and then you can't make it in the world.

I wish my pencil was sharpened.
 
Granted, it's so sharp, you accidentally stab yourself with it and die.
I wish... uhhh... To know how to make minecraft mods.
 
Granted but you got robbed and lost all of your money.

I wish that nothing bad will happen because of my wishes.
 
Granted. You are plunged into a paradox.

I wish my 3DS didn't crash when I was trying to use Netflix the first time.
 
Granted, but now your 3DS will crash when you try to use anything BUT Netflix.

I wish for a mouse that worked properly.
 
Granted, the mouse worked so well that the computer couldn't keep up with it.

I wish for a yanmega prime.
 
Granted. It was torn in half and taped haphazardly back together by its previous owner.

I wish my day could be a little less busy.
 
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